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Started by Luc The Perverse
Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:28
Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:28
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Hi - I'm slowly coming to the realization that I am never going to be a super hero, because I just don't have any 1337 skills. So I was thinking of walking on the other side; maybe trying the super villain thing for awhile. I think - to be honest, I'd probably end up something like Professor Chaos - seeming as I have no real ability or desire to hurt anyone. In fact, to be honest, I might be entering this whole arrangement with a bit of a disadvantage, myself being abnormally inclined away from just about any kind of theft, betrayal or violence. That is why I am looking to you, my friends for support, advice and mostly money. Please submit your advice on becoming a super villain, and any plans for global mayhem, domination or destruction (maybe a few trivial warm up diabolical schemes would be good too.) And please make cash donations to the LGDF (Luc Global Domination Fund) I promise to either use the funds on myself and loved ones or to take over the world. -- LTP :)
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: ihatespamandyoumustremov... MuuM...
Date: Mon, 01 May 2006 20:30
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IN TEH PALECE KNOWEN AS alt.games.starcraft, TEH FAGGORTER "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> DUMPED HIS GHEYE SHIET ON MY COMPUTAR SCREEN!!!!: livejournal.com -- The Melodramatic MuuMi "I wuv fishes" - Bob-The-Vasudan, Commander of the 11th Battlegroup Official supporter of Vasudan Grand Admiral Bob: http://koti.mbnet.fi/muumi/Bob.jpg http://koti.mbnet.fi/muumi/BobPoster.jpg ICQ: 26741225 E-Mail: muumiSPAM@MEmbnet.fiHERE! Remove the nospam thingy for valid E-mail adress.
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Tue, 02 May 2006 04:14
Date: Tue, 02 May 2006 04:14
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"MuuMiMan" <ihatespamandyoumustremov...@mbnet.fi> wrote in message news:nvrc52dgil7maes5ak63u64gd0di61np7s@4ax.com... > IN TEH PALECE KNOWEN AS alt.games.starcraft, TEH FAGGORTER "Luc The > Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> DUMPED HIS GHEYE > SHIET ON MY COMPUTAR SCREEN!!!!: > > livejournal.com . . . ? Maybe you shouldn't have snipped everything -- LTP :)
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Frans
Date: Tue, 02 May 2006 05:49
Date: Tue, 02 May 2006 05:49
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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message news:04sai3xnpq.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > Hi - I'm slowly coming to the realization that I am never going to be a > super hero, because I just don't have any 1337 skills. > > So I was thinking of walking on the other side; maybe trying the super > villain thing for awhile. I think - to be honest, I'd probably end up > something like Professor Chaos - seeming as I have no real ability or > desire to hurt anyone. > > In fact, to be honest, I might be entering this whole arrangement with a > bit of a disadvantage, myself being abnormally inclined away from just > about any kind of theft, betrayal or violence. That is why I am looking > to you, my friends for support, advice and mostly money. > > Please submit your advice on becoming a super villain, and any plans for > global mayhem, domination or destruction (maybe a few trivial warm up > diabolical schemes would be good too.) 1. Create a Spider Slayer 2. Kill Mary Jane 3. Nuke the Baxter Building 4. Question Hulks sexual preference 5. Sell drugs 6. Get your ass kicked by the Powerpuff girls Hmmm, I guess this is a no-win situation.
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: ihatespamandyoumustremov... MuuM...
Date: Tue, 02 May 2006 07:39
Date: Tue, 02 May 2006 07:39
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IN TEH PALECE KNOWEN AS alt.games.starcraft, TEH FAGGORTER "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> DUMPED HIS GHEYE SHIET ON MY COMPUTAR SCREEN!!!!: >"MuuMiMan" <ihatespamandyoumustremov...@mbnet.fi> wrote >in message news:nvrc52dgil7maes5ak63u64gd0di61np7s@4ax.com... >> IN TEH PALECE KNOWEN AS alt.games.starcraft, TEH FAGGORTER "Luc The >> Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> DUMPED HIS GHEYE >> SHIET ON MY COMPUTAR SCREEN!!!!: >> >> livejournal.com > >. . . ? > >Maybe you shouldn't have snipped everything No. -- The Melodramatic MuuMi "I wuv fishes" - Bob-The-Vasudan, Commander of the 11th Battlegroup Official supporter of Vasudan Grand Admiral Bob: http://koti.mbnet.fi/muumi/Bob.jpg http://koti.mbnet.fi/muumi/BobPoster.jpg ICQ: 26741225 E-Mail: muumiSPAM@MEmbnet.fiHERE! Remove the nospam thingy for valid E-mail adress.
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Spyderizer
Date: Tue, 02 May 2006 09:23
Date: Tue, 02 May 2006 09:23
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MuuMiMan wrote: > IN TEH PALECE KNOWEN AS alt.games.starcraft, TEH FAGGORTER "Luc The > Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> DUMPED HIS GHEYE > SHIET ON MY COMPUTAR SCREEN!!!!: >> "MuuMiMan" <ihatespamandyoumustremov...@mbnet.fi> wrote >> in message news:nvrc52dgil7maes5ak63u64gd0di61np7s@4ax.com... >>> IN TEH PALECE KNOWEN AS alt.games.starcraft, TEH FAGGORTER "Luc The >>> Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> DUMPED HIS GHEYE >>> SHIET ON MY COMPUTAR SCREEN!!!!: >>> >>> livejournal.com >> . . . ? >> >> Maybe you shouldn't have snipped everything > > No. > With my hopes and dreams dashed against the rocks, whatever happiness I could ever have in life is gone! 8-< There's nothing left but the lonely pit of despair that was once my soul. (-_-) My world is darkness. Current mood: Despair Music: Evanescence :(
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Thu, 04 May 2006 05:44
Date: Thu, 04 May 2006 05:44
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"Frans" <phasysn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:125dso4fkejjsfa@corp.supernews.com... >> Hi - I'm slowly coming to the realization that I am never going to be a >> super hero, because I just don't have any 1337 skills. >> >> So I was thinking of walking on the other side; maybe trying the super >> villain thing for awhile. I think - to be honest, I'd probably end up >> something like Professor Chaos - seeming as I have no real ability or >> desire to hurt anyone. >> >> In fact, to be honest, I might be entering this whole arrangement with a >> bit of a disadvantage, myself being abnormally inclined away from just >> about any kind of theft, betrayal or violence. That is why I am looking >> to you, my friends for support, advice and mostly money. >> >> Please submit your advice on becoming a super villain, and any plans for >> global mayhem, domination or destruction (maybe a few trivial warm up >> diabolical schemes would be good too.) > > 1. Create a Spider Slayer But I like Spyda > 2. Kill Mary Jane How will people get high? > 3. Nuke the Baxter Building The what? > 4. Question Hulks sexual preference I got my hunks magazine right here. Which ones should I question? > 5. Sell drugs Are you a cop or otherwise affiliated with any law enforcement organization? > 6. Get your ass kicked by the Powerpuff girls They are dumb > Hmmm, I guess this is a no-win situation. Like I said. -- LTP :)
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Steven Ung
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 00:28
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 00:28
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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message news:0vgoi3xr5a.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > "Frans" <phasysn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:125dso4fkejjsfa@corp.supernews.com... >>> Hi - I'm slowly coming to the realization that I am never going to be a >>> super hero, because I just don't have any 1337 skills. >>> >>> So I was thinking of walking on the other side; maybe trying the super >>> villain thing for awhile. I think - to be honest, I'd probably end up >>> something like Professor Chaos - seeming as I have no real ability or >>> desire to hurt anyone. >>> >>> In fact, to be honest, I might be entering this whole arrangement with a >>> bit of a disadvantage, myself being abnormally inclined away from just >>> about any kind of theft, betrayal or violence. That is why I am looking >>> to you, my friends for support, advice and mostly money. >>> >>> Please submit your advice on becoming a super villain, and any plans for >>> global mayhem, domination or destruction (maybe a few trivial warm up >>> diabolical schemes would be good too.) >> >> 1. Create a Spider Slayer > > But I like Spyda > >> 2. Kill Mary Jane > > How will people get high? > >> 3. Nuke the Baxter Building > > The what? > >> 4. Question Hulks sexual preference > > I got my hunks magazine right here. Which ones should I question? > >> 5. Sell drugs > > Are you a cop or otherwise affiliated with any law enforcement > organization? > >> 6. Get your ass kicked by the Powerpuff girls > > They are dumb > >> Hmmm, I guess this is a no-win situation. > > Like I said. I thought your hopes and dreams would be to move to Malaysia to enjoy the tropics, have a sip of coconut milk while watching babes in super tight bikinis? -- Steven Ung The Ignorant Asian
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 02:18
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 02:18
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"Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message news:6bg2j3xovv.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >> Like I said. > > > I thought your hopes and dreams would be to move to Malaysia to enjoy the > tropics, have a sip of coconut milk while watching babes in super tight > bikinis? I thought you said a bunch of Sharian court enforcers would come and kill me or something. Or is that only if I 'touch' a girl? -- LTP :)
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Steven Ung
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 02:32
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 02:32
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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message news:ndm2j3xkm1.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > "Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message > news:6bg2j3xovv.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >>> Like I said. >> >> >> I thought your hopes and dreams would be to move to Malaysia to enjoy the >> tropics, have a sip of coconut milk while watching babes in super tight >> bikinis? > > I thought you said a bunch of Sharian court enforcers would come and kill > me or something. Nah, the Shariah court is not merciless or unforgiving - see below > Or is that only if I 'touch' a girl? 'touch' a Malay girl and get caught doing it - but then again if that happens, you'll have the option to marry the girl and forced to be converted to Islam. We will have to call you Osama Luc or something. On the brighter side, once converted you'll be able to marry as many as you can afford. Nice, eh? -- Steven Ung The Ignorant Asian
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Isaac
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 03:00
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 03:00
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LGDF: Large-Grain DataFlow. ------------------- ["A Large-grain Data Flow Scheduler for Parallel Processing on Cyberplus", R.G. Babb et al, Proc 1986 Intl Conf on Parallel Proc, Aug 1986].
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Zealot The Crazy Lui
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 05:41
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 05:41
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On Mon, 8 May 2006 10:32:44 +0800, "Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote: >'touch' a Malay girl and get caught doing it - but then again if that >happens, you'll have the option to marry the girl and forced to be converted >to Islam. We will have to call you Osama Luc or something. > >On the brighter side, once converted you'll be able to marry as many as you >can afford. Nice, eh? Ooh, are they sold like cattle? (also, I'm assuming you can only afford 1? :P) -- "No I'm saying that I'm a cow dung." - Stephen "Suupernuubie" Ung "Eat a bag of hell." - Cyric The Mad "Yes - I need red hot gay loving" - LTP MSN:ktw...@hotmail.com (BUT DON'T SEND E-MAIL!) YIM: ktwilson AIM: YahooKyleW Zealot the Crazy Lui Grand 16-Star General and overall director of AGSC operations for the Pronoun Army(and webmaster) http://pronounarmy.homestead.com/ http://thirty-five-mil.blogspot.com/ re-vamped sig 7D6h.4h.5h
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Steven Ung
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 07:05
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 07:05
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"Zealot The Crazy Lui" <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net> wrote in message news:4emt5299utbph9a64n6ipcfqm4ekan84bh@4ax.com... > On Mon, 8 May 2006 10:32:44 +0800, "Steven Ung" > <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote: >>'touch' a Malay girl and get caught doing it - but then again if that >>happens, you'll have the option to marry the girl and forced to be >>converted >>to Islam. We will have to call you Osama Luc or something. >> >>On the brighter side, once converted you'll be able to marry as many as >>you >>can afford. Nice, eh? > > Ooh, are they sold like cattle? Err ... > (also, I'm assuming you can only > afford 1? :P) Unless I 'touch' a Malay girl, yes :D -- Steven Ung The Ignorant Asian
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Zealot The Crazy Lui
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 09:58
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 09:58
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On Mon, 8 May 2006 15:05:34 +0800, "Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote: >Err ... Yes? No? Maybe? >Unless I 'touch' a Malay girl, yes :D And... your wife wouldn't have a problem with that? :P -- "No I'm saying that I'm a cow dung." - Stephen "Suupernuubie" Ung "Eat a bag of hell." - Cyric The Mad "Yes - I need red hot gay loving" - LTP MSN:ktw...@hotmail.com (BUT DON'T SEND E-MAIL!) YIM: ktwilson AIM: YahooKyleW Zealot the Crazy Lui Grand 16-Star General and overall director of AGSC operations for the Pronoun Army(and webmaster) http://pronounarmy.homestead.com/ http://thirty-five-mil.blogspot.com/ re-vamped sig 7D6h.4h.5h
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 11:21
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 11:21
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"Isaac" <IsaacG...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1147057230.773011.143680@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com... > LGDF: Large-Grain DataFlow. Oh god dammit. LGDF is just for short - if facing ambiguities refer to it as the Luc's Global Domination Fund -- LTP :)
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 11:24
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 11:24
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"Isaac" <IsaacG...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1147057230.773011.143680@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com... > LGDF: Large-Grain DataFlow. Pretty soon it is going to start bothering me that you are not quoting who you are replying to. I don't know why it hasn't yet. The default reply option in Google groups doesn't quote - and I've been looking for away to complain - the repercussions have been felt across Usenet. -- LTP :)
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 11:28
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"Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message news:ejn2j3xc12.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message > news:ndm2j3xkm1.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >> "Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message >> news:6bg2j3xovv.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >>>> Like I said. >>> >>> >>> I thought your hopes and dreams would be to move to Malaysia to enjoy >>> the tropics, have a sip of coconut milk while watching babes in super >>> tight bikinis? >> >> I thought you said a bunch of Sharian court enforcers would come and kill >> me or something. > > Nah, the Shariah court is not merciless or unforgiving - see below > >> Or is that only if I 'touch' a girl? > > 'touch' a Malay girl and get caught doing it - but then again if that > happens, you'll have the option to marry the girl and forced to be > converted to Islam. We will have to call you Osama Luc or something. > > On the brighter side, once converted you'll be able to marry as many as > you can afford. Nice, eh? In the Netherlands now you have to watch a video and be tolerant towards guys kissing each other and girls running around topless. (I read about it in this month's Sexual Intelligence.) I think I'd rather move there. -- LTP :)
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 11:37
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 11:37
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"Zealot The Crazy Lui" <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net> wrote in message news:jg5u52lduffefvoq4gm3gpooeganu0jp3t@4ax.com... > Yes? No? Maybe? >>Unless I 'touch' a Malay girl, yes :D > And... your wife wouldn't have a problem with that? :P The Shariah courts are a higher power than his wife. Although that doesn't mean she wouldn't have her own reckoning ;) I think the lesson to be learned here is that Muslim countries need a few hundred more years of Westernization before they are suitable for travel. (Assuming the world lasts that long with all the global warming and stuff.) On a side note - inspired by the fury towards Danish cartoons, a cardinal in the Catholique religion has decided to wage war on The Da Vinci Code. What I want to know is why no one gets pissed off at South Park when they consistently feature Muhammad and Jesus in "fictional" events. They are both members of the Super Best Friends League. I guess it's because everyone secretly watches it and likes it. Although Trey Parker and Matt Stone got pissed off when Comedy Central wouldn't let them feature Muhammad again, so they made that latest episode mocking their own network. (Ep 10x03 and 10x04 I Think they were called The Cartoon Wars) Man I love that show! It's very inspirational, enlightening and at the same time light and fluffy, like parfait. -- LTP :)
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Frans
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 15:26
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 15:26
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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message news:5dm3j3x695.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > "Isaac" <IsaacG...@gmail.com> wrote in message > news:1147057230.773011.143680@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com... >> LGDF: Large-Grain DataFlow. > > > Pretty soon it is going to start bothering me that you are not quoting who > you are replying to. I don't know why it hasn't yet. The default reply > option in Google groups doesn't quote - and I've been looking for away to > complain - the repercussions have been felt across Usenet. You spelt 'a way' wrong.
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 20:13
Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 20:13
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"Frans" <phasysn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:125uop077u4vk9f@corp.supernews.com... > "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message > news:5dm3j3x695.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >> "Isaac" <IsaacG...@gmail.com> wrote in message >> news:1147057230.773011.143680@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com... >>> LGDF: Large-Grain DataFlow. >> >> >> Pretty soon it is going to start bothering me that you are not quoting >> who you are replying to. I don't know why it hasn't yet. The default >> reply option in Google groups doesn't quote - and I've been looking for >> away to complain - the repercussions have been felt across Usenet. > > You spelt 'a way' wrong. No I spelt ' ' wrong as '' -- LTP :)
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Steven Ung
Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 00:50
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"Zealot The Crazy Lui" <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net> wrote in message news:jg5u52lduffefvoq4gm3gpooeganu0jp3t@4ax.com... > On Mon, 8 May 2006 15:05:34 +0800, "Steven Ung" > <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote: >>Err ... > > Yes? No? Maybe? Perhaps >>Unless I 'touch' a Malay girl, yes :D > > And... your wife wouldn't have a problem with that? :P Oh... that girl :p -- Steven Ung The Ignorant Asian
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 01:28
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"Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message news:2v55j3xf4h.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > "Zealot The Crazy Lui" <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net> wrote in message > news:jg5u52lduffefvoq4gm3gpooeganu0jp3t@4ax.com... >> On Mon, 8 May 2006 15:05:34 +0800, "Steven Ung" >> <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote: >>>Err ... >> >> Yes? No? Maybe? > > Perhaps > >>>Unless I 'touch' a Malay girl, yes :D >> >> And... your wife wouldn't have a problem with that? :P > > Oh... that girl :p You own your wife, and you can text message her "I divorce you. I divorce you. I divorce you." anytime you want, right?
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Tom Schluter
Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 02:51
Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 02:51
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Luc The Perverse wrote: > Hi - I'm slowly coming to the realization that I am never going to be a > super hero, because I just don't have any 1337 skills. > > > Please submit your advice on becoming a super villain, and any plans for > global mayhem, domination or destruction (maybe a few trivial warm up > diabolical schemes would be good too.) > I'd recommend starting with "Pinky and the Brain" re-runs. A little bit of "Dexter's Laboratory" wouldn't hurt either.
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Tom Schluter
Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 03:01
Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 03:01
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Steven Ung wrote: > "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message > news:ndm2j3xkm1.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >> "Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message >> news:6bg2j3xovv.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >>>> Like I said. > >> Or is that only if I 'touch' a girl? > > 'touch' a Malay girl and get caught doing it - but then again if that > happens, you'll have the option to marry the girl and forced to be converted > to Islam. We will have to call you Osama Luc or something. > > On the brighter side, once converted you'll be able to marry as many as you > can afford. Nice, eh? Sheik Luc and his Harem: sounds like a cheap rock group or something...
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Steven Ung
Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 03:57
Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 03:57
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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message news:dr75j3x3hh.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > "Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message > news:2v55j3xf4h.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >> "Zealot The Crazy Lui" <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net> wrote in message >> news:jg5u52lduffefvoq4gm3gpooeganu0jp3t@4ax.com... >>> On Mon, 8 May 2006 15:05:34 +0800, "Steven Ung" >>> <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote: >>>>Err ... >>> >>> Yes? No? Maybe? >> >> Perhaps >> >>>>Unless I 'touch' a Malay girl, yes :D >>> >>> And... your wife wouldn't have a problem with that? :P >> >> Oh... that girl :p > > You own your wife, and you can text message her "I divorce you. I divorce > you. I divorce you." anytime you want, right? LOL, I wished it was that easy -- Steven Ung The Ignorant Asian
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Wed, 10 May 2006 01:03
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"Tom Schluter" <schl...@bright.net> wrote in message news:TtidnY3Ryqqum_3Z4p2dnA@bright.net... > Steven Ung wrote: >> "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in >> message news:ndm2j3xkm1.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >>> "Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message >>> news:6bg2j3xovv.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >>>>> Like I said. >> >>> Or is that only if I 'touch' a girl? >> >> 'touch' a Malay girl and get caught doing it - but then again if that >> happens, you'll have the option to marry the girl and forced to be >> converted to Islam. We will have to call you Osama Luc or something. >> >> On the brighter side, once converted you'll be able to marry as many as >> you can afford. Nice, eh? > > > Sheik Luc and his Harem: sounds like a cheap rock group or something... We do Christian rock -- LTP :)
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Wed, 10 May 2006 01:03
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"Tom Schluter" <schl...@bright.net> wrote in message news:jNednclYD-VFnv3ZnZ2dnUVZ_u-dnZ2d@bright.net... > Luc The Perverse wrote: >> Hi - I'm slowly coming to the realization that I am never going to be a >> super hero, because I just don't have any 1337 skills. >> > >> >> Please submit your advice on becoming a super villain, and any plans for >> global mayhem, domination or destruction (maybe a few trivial warm up >> diabolical schemes would be good too.) >> > > I'd recommend starting with "Pinky and the Brain" re-runs. A little bit > of "Dexter's Laboratory" wouldn't hurt either. Oh great idea! -- LTP :)
Re: Luc's hopes and dreams
Author: ihatespamandyoumustremov... MuuM...
Date: Sat, 13 May 2006 00:02
Date: Sat, 13 May 2006 00:02
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IN TEH PALECE KNOWEN AS alt.games.starcraft, TEH FAGGORTER Tom Schluter <schl...@bright.net> DUMPED HIS GHEYE SHIET ON MY COMPUTAR SCREEN!!!!: > >> On the brighter side, once converted you'll be able to marry as many as you >> can afford. Nice, eh? > > >Sheik Luc and his Harem: sounds like a cheap rock group or something... More like something you'd expect to see performing in the Blue Oyster bar... -- The Melodramatic MuuMi "I wuv fishes" - Bob-The-Vasudan, Commander of the 11th Battlegroup Official supporter of Vasudan Grand Admiral Bob: http://koti.mbnet.fi/muumi/Bob.jpg http://koti.mbnet.fi/muumi/BobPoster.jpg ICQ: 26741225 E-Mail: muumiSPAM@MEmbnet.fiHERE! Remove the nospam thingy for valid E-mail adress.
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