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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message 
news:04sai3xnpq.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au...
> Hi - I'm slowly coming to the realization that I am never going to be a 
> super hero, because I just don't have any 1337 skills.
>
> So I was thinking of walking on the other side; maybe trying the super 
> villain thing for awhile.   I think - to be honest, I'd probably end up 
> something like Professor Chaos - seeming as I have no real ability or 
> desire to hurt anyone.
>
> In fact, to be honest, I might be entering this whole arrangement with a 
> bit of a disadvantage, myself being abnormally inclined away from just 
> about any kind of theft, betrayal or violence.  That is why I am looking 
> to you, my friends for support, advice and mostly money.
>
> Please submit your advice on becoming a super villain, and any plans for 
> global mayhem, domination or destruction (maybe a few trivial warm up 
> diabolical schemes would be good too.)

1. Create a Spider Slayer
2. Kill Mary Jane
3. Nuke the Baxter Building
4. Question Hulks sexual preference
5. Sell drugs
6. Get your ass kicked by the Powerpuff girls

Hmmm, I guess this is a no-win situation.