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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message 
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> "Frans" <phasysn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
> news:125dso4fkejjsfa@corp.supernews.com...
>>> Hi - I'm slowly coming to the realization that I am never going to be a 
>>> super hero, because I just don't have any 1337 skills.
>>>
>>> So I was thinking of walking on the other side; maybe trying the super 
>>> villain thing for awhile.   I think - to be honest, I'd probably end up 
>>> something like Professor Chaos - seeming as I have no real ability or 
>>> desire to hurt anyone.
>>>
>>> In fact, to be honest, I might be entering this whole arrangement with a 
>>> bit of a disadvantage, myself being abnormally inclined away from just 
>>> about any kind of theft, betrayal or violence.  That is why I am looking 
>>> to you, my friends for support, advice and mostly money.
>>>
>>> Please submit your advice on becoming a super villain, and any plans for 
>>> global mayhem, domination or destruction (maybe a few trivial warm up 
>>> diabolical schemes would be good too.)
>>
>> 1. Create a Spider Slayer
>
> But I like Spyda
>
>> 2. Kill Mary Jane
>
> How will people get high?
>
>> 3. Nuke the Baxter Building
>
> The what?
>
>> 4. Question Hulks sexual preference
>
> I got my hunks magazine right here.  Which ones should I question?
>
>> 5. Sell drugs
>
> Are you a cop or otherwise affiliated with any law enforcement 
> organization?
>
>> 6. Get your ass kicked by the Powerpuff girls
>
> They are dumb
>
>> Hmmm, I guess this is a no-win situation.
>
> Like I said.


I thought your hopes and dreams would be to move to Malaysia to enjoy the 
tropics, have a sip of coconut milk while watching babes in super tight 
bikinis?
-- 
Steven Ung
The Ignorant Asian