🚀 go-pugleaf

Hi - I'm slowly coming to the realization that I am never going to be a 
super hero, because I just don't have any 1337 skills.

So I was thinking of walking on the other side; maybe trying the super 
villain thing for awhile.   I think - to be honest, I'd probably end up 
something like Professor Chaos - seeming as I have no real ability or desire 
to hurt anyone.

In fact, to be honest, I might be entering this whole arrangement with a bit 
of a disadvantage, myself being abnormally inclined away from just about any 
kind of theft, betrayal or violence.  That is why I am looking to you, my 
friends for support, advice and mostly money.

Please submit your advice on becoming a super villain, and any plans for 
global mayhem, domination or destruction (maybe a few trivial warm up 
diabolical schemes would be good too.)

And please make cash donations to the LGDF (Luc Global Domination Fund)   I 
promise to either use the funds on myself and loved ones or to take over the 
world.

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LTP

:)