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Started by Luc The Perverse
Tue, 04 Apr 2006 06:23
Retarded
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Tue, 04 Apr 2006 06:23
Date: Tue, 04 Apr 2006 06:23
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The fucking politicians are retarded. The entire god damned government is a giant piece of shit. President Bushwacker sucks and his ideas and initiatives sound like they were made up by a seven year old boy who has never seen the outside of a church - except once to go hunting and shoot his friend. If he appears on the television again screaming "Amerika uber alles" I am going to blow up my television set. FUCK AMERIKA AND FUCK YOU! I'm sick of conservative assholes saying that because I look at porn in my house is why their marriages keep ending. And on the matter of porn I'm sick of the fucking 43 year old virgin who says what porn I can or cannot see. <voice person="Eric Cartman" mood="Pissed"> GOD DAMMIT! </voice> Would someone please buy me a damn plane ticket to Denmark/France/Germany/Switzerland/Italy . . hold on a second, probably not France they have wierd labor laws and car burning parties there. I'll temporarily put on hold my plans of living in Le Midi until they can get their unemployment rate down a little. I'll be anyone's cock sucking whore (as long as you don't have ghonnerea), and even do dishes (since you damn europeans don't believe in dishwashers). My pay will be 300 euros a week and I only work 5 days a month (but my slave owner can choose which 5 days those are). (Disclaimer: This idea is for comedy purposes only; if I didn't say this the internet police's drone would pick up on this thread and I would be arrested and charged with lewd conduct, solicitation of sex and sex tourism - and they would throw me into a giant pit to be gang raped by their minions so I could learn that sex really is bad. If I'm really unlucky they will arrest me and charge me 1 million dollars for posting inappropriate content that may be viewed by minors like they did to the television studios) You all suck. You can all lick my ballsack (no Stephie, they did not get cut off in the dungeon pr0n video that was a special effect.) -- LTP :)
Re: Retarded
Author: Zealot The Crazy Lui
Date: Tue, 04 Apr 2006 18:44
Date: Tue, 04 Apr 2006 18:44
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On Tue, 4 Apr 2006 00:23:14 -0600, "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote: >The fucking politicians are retarded. > >The entire god damned government is a giant piece of shit. > >President Bushwacker sucks and his ideas and initiatives sound like they >were made up by a seven year old boy who has never seen the outside of a >church - except once to go hunting and shoot his friend. If he appears on >the television again screaming "Amerika uber alles" I am going to blow up my >television set. > >FUCK AMERIKA AND FUCK YOU! *snip* >You all suck. > >You can all lick my ballsack (no Stephie, they did not get cut off in the >dungeon pr0n video that was a special effect.) Uhhh....... what prompted this outburst? -- "No I'm saying that I'm a cow dung." - Stephen "Suupernuubie" Ung "Eat a bag of hell." - Cyric The Mad "I'm all for the girl on girl action, but it could put a strain on the marriage" - LTP MSN:ktw...@hotmail.com (BUT DON'T SEND E-MAIL!) YIM: ktwilson AIM: YahooKyleW Zealot the Crazy Lui Grand 16-Star General and overall director of AGSC operations for the Pronoun Army(and webmaster) http://pronounarmy.homestead.com/ http://thirty-five-mil.blogspot.com/ re-vamped sig 7D6h.3h.Ch
Re: Retarded
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Tue, 04 Apr 2006 20:33
Date: Tue, 04 Apr 2006 20:33
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"Zealot The Crazy Lui" <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net> wrote in message news:6kf532tin3sgjpidv1aupk4415hm7kpmcj@4ax.com... >>You all suck. >> >>You can all lick my ballsack (no Stephie, they did not get cut off in the >>dungeon pr0n video that was a special effect.) > > > Uhhh....... what prompted this outburst? An anti-liberal cafe press shop. It pissed me off. -- LTP :)
Re: Retarded
Author: Steven Ung
Date: Tue, 04 Apr 2006 23:43
Date: Tue, 04 Apr 2006 23:43
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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message news:tvf9g3x5lp.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > The fucking politicians are retarded. > > The entire god damned government is a giant piece of shit. > > President Bushwacker sucks and his ideas and initiatives sound like they > were made up by a seven year old boy who has never seen the outside of a > church - except once to go hunting and shoot his friend. If he appears on > the television again screaming "Amerika uber alles" I am going to blow up > my television set. > > FUCK AMERIKA AND FUCK YOU! > > I'm sick of conservative assholes saying that because I look at porn in my > house is why their marriages keep ending. > > And on the matter of porn I'm sick of the fucking 43 year old virgin who > says what porn I can or cannot see. > > <voice person="Eric Cartman" mood="Pissed"> GOD DAMMIT! </voice> > > Would someone please buy me a damn plane ticket to > Denmark/France/Germany/Switzerland/Italy . . hold on a second, probably > not France they have wierd labor laws and car burning parties there. I'll > temporarily put on hold my plans of living in Le Midi until they can get > their unemployment rate down a little. > > I'll be anyone's cock sucking whore (as long as you don't have ghonnerea), > and even do dishes (since you damn europeans don't believe in > dishwashers). My pay will be 300 euros a week and I only work 5 days a > month (but my slave owner can choose which 5 days those are). > (Disclaimer: This idea is for comedy purposes only; if I didn't say this > the internet police's drone would pick up on this thread and I would be > arrested and charged with lewd conduct, solicitation of sex and sex > tourism - and they would throw me into a giant pit to be gang raped by > their minions so I could learn that sex really is bad. If I'm really > unlucky they will arrest me and charge me 1 million dollars for posting > inappropriate content that may be viewed by minors like they did to the > television studios) > > You all suck. > > You can all lick my ballsack (no Stephie, they did not get cut off in the > dungeon pr0n video that was a special effect.) Instead of complaining, why don't you get yourself elected and bring along your Schwarzeneggar blow up doll all the way to the White House? :p -- Steven Ung The Ignorant Asian
Re: Retarded
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Tue, 04 Apr 2006 23:54
Date: Tue, 04 Apr 2006 23:54
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"Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message news:c9dbg3xpt8.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > Instead of complaining, why don't you get yourself elected and bring along > your Schwarzeneggar blow up doll all the way to the White House? :p Because unlike Dubyai I would not go to the whitehouse with a titanic complex. (Thinking I am king of the world) No I would have better luck teaming with a dark sith lord. -- LTP :)
Re: Retarded
Author: Steven Ung
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2006 01:07
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2006 01:07
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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message news:9jdbg3xa09.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > "Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message > news:c9dbg3xpt8.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >> Instead of complaining, why don't you get yourself elected and bring >> along your Schwarzeneggar blow up doll all the way to the White House? :p > > Because unlike Dubyai I would not go to the whitehouse with a titanic > complex. (Thinking I am king of the world) But I think you should (think that you're the king of the world) if you are in the white house. Otherwise how are you gonna lead your troops into battle? Err... I mean stay behind the comfort of your desk and press the "go" button. > No I would have better luck teaming with a dark sith lord. I guess you're right. You have to go along with time and dark sith lord is da bomb! Schwarzeneggar is so like yester years... -- Steven Ung The Ignorant Asian
Re: Retarded
Author: Spyderizer
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2006 01:56
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2006 01:56
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Luc The Perverse wrote: > "Zealot The Crazy Lui" <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net> wrote in message > news:6kf532tin3sgjpidv1aupk4415hm7kpmcj@4ax.com... >>> You all suck. >>> >>> You can all lick my ballsack (no Stephie, they did not get cut off in the >>> dungeon pr0n video that was a special effect.) >> >> Uhhh....... what prompted this outburst? > > An anti-liberal cafe press shop. > > It pissed me off. Your country hates free thinkers and caring about anyone less fortunate. Sorry, thought you got the memo.
Re: Retarded
Author: Zealot The Crazy Lui
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:53
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:53
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On Tue, 4 Apr 2006 17:54:39 -0600, "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote: >Because unlike Dubyai I would not go to the whitehouse with a titanic >complex. (Thinking I am king of the world) You think you're king of the world? lol... ;) >No I would have better luck teaming with a dark sith lord. Like Karl(Carl?) Rove? -- "No I'm saying that I'm a cow dung." - Stephen "Suupernuubie" Ung "Eat a bag of hell." - Cyric The Mad "I'm all for the girl on girl action, but it could put a strain on the marriage" - LTP MSN:ktw...@hotmail.com (BUT DON'T SEND E-MAIL!) YIM: ktwilson AIM: YahooKyleW Zealot the Crazy Lui Grand 16-Star General and overall director of AGSC operations for the Pronoun Army(and webmaster) http://pronounarmy.homestead.com/ http://thirty-five-mil.blogspot.com/ re-vamped sig 7D6h.3h.Ch
Re: Retarded
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2006 18:26
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2006 18:26
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"Spyderizer" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message news:4433247a$1@news.orcon.net.nz... > Luc The Perverse wrote: >> "Zealot The Crazy Lui" <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net> wrote in message >> news:6kf532tin3sgjpidv1aupk4415hm7kpmcj@4ax.com... >>>> You all suck. >>>> >>>> You can all lick my ballsack (no Stephie, they did not get cut off in >>>> the >>>> dungeon pr0n video that was a special effect.) >>> >>> Uhhh....... what prompted this outburst? >> >> An anti-liberal cafe press shop. >> >> It pissed me off. > > Your country hates free thinkers and caring about anyone less fortunate. > Sorry, thought you got the memo. Oh STFU People are free to think what they want as long as they are not stupid -- LTP :)
Re: Retarded
Author: Spyderizer
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2006 19:54
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2006 19:54
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Luc The Perverse wrote: > "Spyderizer" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message > news:4433247a$1@news.orcon.net.nz... >> Luc The Perverse wrote: >>> "Zealot The Crazy Lui" <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net> wrote in message >>> news:6kf532tin3sgjpidv1aupk4415hm7kpmcj@4ax.com... >>>>> You all suck. >>>>> >>>>> You can all lick my ballsack (no Stephie, they did not get cut off in >>>>> the >>>>> dungeon pr0n video that was a special effect.) >>>> Uhhh....... what prompted this outburst? >>> An anti-liberal cafe press shop. >>> >>> It pissed me off. >> Your country hates free thinkers and caring about anyone less fortunate. >> Sorry, thought you got the memo. > > Oh STFU > > People are free to think what they want as long as they are not stupid ...and within the appropriate "Freedom of Speech" zones.
Re: Retarded
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2006 21:15
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2006 21:15
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"Spyderizer" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message news:4434213d$1@news.orcon.net.nz... >> Oh STFU >> >> People are free to think what they want as long as they are not stupid > > ...and within the appropriate "Freedom of Speech" zones. You confuse me. But yes free speech isn't very free. You can't say "Fuck" on the radio - you can't have a nipple on broadcast TV - because . ZOMFG!!!!11!!!11! a kid might hear it/see it. FCC limiting free speech by imposing fines. fun! -- LTP :)
Re: Retarded
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2006 21:16
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2006 21:16
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"Zealot The Crazy Lui" <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net> wrote in message news:5nf632ttt261srqogghngqlctfoba21kqq@4ax.com... > On Tue, 4 Apr 2006 17:54:39 -0600, "Luc The Perverse" > <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote: >>Because unlike Dubyai I would not go to the whitehouse with a titanic >>complex. (Thinking I am king of the world) > > You think you're king of the world? lol... ;) No pay attention >>No I would have better luck teaming with a dark sith lord. > > Like Karl(Carl?) Rove? t3h rove? -- LTP :)
Re: Retarded
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2006 21:17
Date: Wed, 05 Apr 2006 21:17
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"Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message news:66ibg3xg2a.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message > news:9jdbg3xa09.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >> "Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message >> news:c9dbg3xpt8.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >>> Instead of complaining, why don't you get yourself elected and bring >>> along your Schwarzeneggar blow up doll all the way to the White House? >>> :p >> >> Because unlike Dubyai I would not go to the whitehouse with a titanic >> complex. (Thinking I am king of the world) > > But I think you should (think that you're the king of the world) if you > are in the white house. Otherwise how are you gonna lead your troops into > battle? Err... I mean stay behind the comfort of your desk and press the > "go" button. > >> No I would have better luck teaming with a dark sith lord. > > I guess you're right. You have to go along with time and dark sith lord is > da bomb! Schwarzeneggar is so like yester years... You posted "da bomb" in the same message as the word "whitehouse" It was nice knowing you. -- LTP :)
Re: Retarded
Author: Steven Ung
Date: Thu, 06 Apr 2006 00:47
Date: Thu, 06 Apr 2006 00:47
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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message news:dlodg3xqeb.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > "Spyderizer" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message > news:4434213d$1@news.orcon.net.nz... >>> Oh STFU >>> >>> People are free to think what they want as long as they are not stupid >> >> ...and within the appropriate "Freedom of Speech" zones. > > You confuse me. > > But yes free speech isn't very free. You can't say "Fuck" on the radio - > you can't have a nipple on broadcast TV - because . ZOMFG!!!!11!!!11! a > kid might hear it/see it. > > FCC limiting free speech by imposing fines. fun! Speaking of freedom of speech, try yelling at the top of your lungs "THERE'S A FRIGGIN' BOMB!" on an air plane. -- Steven Ung The Ignorant Asian
Re: Retarded
Author: Luc The Perverse
Date: Thu, 06 Apr 2006 03:04
Date: Thu, 06 Apr 2006 03:04
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"Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message news:fd5eg3x0he.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message > news:dlodg3xqeb.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >> "Spyderizer" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message >> news:4434213d$1@news.orcon.net.nz... >>>> Oh STFU >>>> >>>> People are free to think what they want as long as they are not stupid >>> >>> ...and within the appropriate "Freedom of Speech" zones. >> >> You confuse me. >> >> But yes free speech isn't very free. You can't say "Fuck" on the radio - >> you can't have a nipple on broadcast TV - because . ZOMFG!!!!11!!!11! a >> kid might hear it/see it. >> >> FCC limiting free speech by imposing fines. fun! > > > Speaking of freedom of speech, try yelling at the top of your lungs > "THERE'S A FRIGGIN' BOMB!" on an air plane. I'll do it after you. -- LTP :)
Re: Retarded
Author: Marshlion
Date: Thu, 06 Apr 2006 03:18
Date: Thu, 06 Apr 2006 03:18
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Steven Ung wrote: > Speaking of freedom of speech, try yelling at the top of your lungs "THERE'S > A FRIGGIN' BOMB!" on an air plane. What - were you on the same flight as MrBean. -- Marsh Lion Kiwi and Proud of it
Re: Retarded
Author: Tom Schluter
Date: Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:19
Date: Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:19
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Steven Ung wrote: > "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message > news:dlodg3xqeb.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >> "Spyderizer" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message >> news:4434213d$1@news.orcon.net.nz... >>>> Oh STFU >>>> >>>> People are free to think what they want as long as they are not stupid >>> ...and within the appropriate "Freedom of Speech" zones. >> You confuse me. >> >> But yes free speech isn't very free. You can't say "Fuck" on the radio - >> you can't have a nipple on broadcast TV - because . ZOMFG!!!!11!!!11! a >> kid might hear it/see it. >> >> FCC limiting free speech by imposing fines. fun! > > > Speaking of freedom of speech, try yelling at the top of your lungs "THERE'S > A FRIGGIN' BOMB!" on an air plane. That was an issue well before Sept 11, 2001. Canadian airports used to have signs suggesting that some topics were not a joking matter.
Re: Retarded
Author: Tom Schluter
Date: Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:20
Date: Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:20
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Spyderizer wrote: > Luc The Perverse wrote: >> "Spyderizer" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message >> news:4433247a$1@news.orcon.net.nz... >>> Luc The Perverse wrote: >>>> "Zealot The Crazy Lui" <ktwils...@NOSPAM.comcast.net> wrote in >>>> message news:6kf532tin3sgjpidv1aupk4415hm7kpmcj@4ax.com... >>>>>> You all suck. >>>>>> >>>>>> You can all lick my ballsack (no Stephie, they did not get cut off >>>>>> in the >>>>>> dungeon pr0n video that was a special effect.) >>>>> Uhhh....... what prompted this outburst? >>>> An anti-liberal cafe press shop. >>>> >>>> It pissed me off. >>> Your country hates free thinkers and caring about anyone less >>> fortunate. Sorry, thought you got the memo. >> >> Oh STFU >> >> People are free to think what they want as long as they are not stupid > > ....and within the appropriate "Freedom of Speech" zones. which tend to be located about a mile away from the parade route ....
Re: Retarded
Author: Tom Schluter
Date: Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:23
Date: Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:23
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Luc The Perverse wrote: > "Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message > news:66ibg3xg2a.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >> "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message >> news:9jdbg3xa09.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >>> "Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> wrote in message >>> news:c9dbg3xpt8.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >>>> Instead of complaining, why don't you get yourself elected and bring >>>> along your Schwarzeneggar blow up doll all the way to the White House? >>>> :p >>> Because unlike Dubyai I would not go to the whitehouse with a titanic >>> complex. (Thinking I am king of the world) >> But I think you should (think that you're the king of the world) if you >> are in the white house. Otherwise how are you gonna lead your troops into >> battle? Err... I mean stay behind the comfort of your desk and press the >> "go" button. >> >>> No I would have better luck teaming with a dark sith lord. >> I guess you're right. You have to go along with time and dark sith lord is >> da bomb! Schwarzeneggar is so like yester years... > > You posted "da bomb" in the same message as the word "whitehouse" It was > nice knowing you. > > -- > LTP > > :) > > Hey, let's add "rendition" to the list!
Re: Retarded
Author: Steven Ung
Date: Sun, 09 Apr 2006 23:24
Date: Sun, 09 Apr 2006 23:24
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"Tom Schluter" <schl...@bright.net> wrote in message news:xoidndgR5oKOp6rZRVn-vA@bright.net... > Steven Ung wrote: >> "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in >> message news:dlodg3xqeb.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >>> "Spyderizer" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message >>> news:4434213d$1@news.orcon.net.nz... >>>>> Oh STFU >>>>> >>>>> People are free to think what they want as long as they are not stupid >>>> ...and within the appropriate "Freedom of Speech" zones. >>> You confuse me. >>> >>> But yes free speech isn't very free. You can't say "Fuck" on the >>> radio - you can't have a nipple on broadcast TV - because . >>> ZOMFG!!!!11!!!11! a kid might hear it/see it. >>> >>> FCC limiting free speech by imposing fines. fun! >> >> >> Speaking of freedom of speech, try yelling at the top of your lungs >> "THERE'S A FRIGGIN' BOMB!" on an air plane. > > That was an issue well before Sept 11, 2001. Canadian airports used to > have signs suggesting that some topics were not a joking matter. Even if there weren't any signs, it would be rather silly to assume that it is okay to play such tricks on air planes. Otherwise we would have signs near the toilet bowl that reads "Please pee here" -- Steven Ung The Ignorant Asian
Re: Retarded
Author: Tom Schluter
Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2006 03:05
Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2006 03:05
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Steven Ung wrote: > "Tom Schluter" <schl...@bright.net> wrote in message > news:xoidndgR5oKOp6rZRVn-vA@bright.net... >> Steven Ung wrote: >>> "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in >>> message news:dlodg3xqeb.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... >>>> "Spyderizer" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message >>>> news:4434213d$1@news.orcon.net.nz... >>>>>> Oh STFU >>>>>> >>>>>> People are free to think what they want as long as they are not stupid >>>>> ...and within the appropriate "Freedom of Speech" zones. >>>> You confuse me. >>>> >>>> But yes free speech isn't very free. You can't say "Fuck" on the >>>> radio - you can't have a nipple on broadcast TV - because . >>>> ZOMFG!!!!11!!!11! a kid might hear it/see it. >>>> >>>> FCC limiting free speech by imposing fines. fun! >>> >>> Speaking of freedom of speech, try yelling at the top of your lungs >>> "THERE'S A FRIGGIN' BOMB!" on an air plane. >> That was an issue well before Sept 11, 2001. Canadian airports used to >> have signs suggesting that some topics were not a joking matter. > > Even if there weren't any signs, it would be rather silly to assume that it > is okay to play such tricks on air planes. Otherwise we would have signs > near the toilet bowl that reads "Please pee here" This sign comes close (scroll to bottom): <http://www.ship-of-fools.com/Signs/signs.html>
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