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Article #290260Re: Retarded
From: Steven Ung
Date: Tue, 04 Apr 2006 23:43
Date: Tue, 04 Apr 2006 23:43
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"Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamli...@cc.usu.edu> wrote in message news:tvf9g3x5lp.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au... > The fucking politicians are retarded. > > The entire god damned government is a giant piece of shit. > > President Bushwacker sucks and his ideas and initiatives sound like they > were made up by a seven year old boy who has never seen the outside of a > church - except once to go hunting and shoot his friend. If he appears on > the television again screaming "Amerika uber alles" I am going to blow up > my television set. > > FUCK AMERIKA AND FUCK YOU! > > I'm sick of conservative assholes saying that because I look at porn in my > house is why their marriages keep ending. > > And on the matter of porn I'm sick of the fucking 43 year old virgin who > says what porn I can or cannot see. > > <voice person="Eric Cartman" mood="Pissed"> GOD DAMMIT! </voice> > > Would someone please buy me a damn plane ticket to > Denmark/France/Germany/Switzerland/Italy . . hold on a second, probably > not France they have wierd labor laws and car burning parties there. I'll > temporarily put on hold my plans of living in Le Midi until they can get > their unemployment rate down a little. > > I'll be anyone's cock sucking whore (as long as you don't have ghonnerea), > and even do dishes (since you damn europeans don't believe in > dishwashers). My pay will be 300 euros a week and I only work 5 days a > month (but my slave owner can choose which 5 days those are). > (Disclaimer: This idea is for comedy purposes only; if I didn't say this > the internet police's drone would pick up on this thread and I would be > arrested and charged with lewd conduct, solicitation of sex and sex > tourism - and they would throw me into a giant pit to be gang raped by > their minions so I could learn that sex really is bad. If I'm really > unlucky they will arrest me and charge me 1 million dollars for posting > inappropriate content that may be viewed by minors like they did to the > television studios) > > You all suck. > > You can all lick my ballsack (no Stephie, they did not get cut off in the > dungeon pr0n video that was a special effect.) Instead of complaining, why don't you get yourself elected and bring along your Schwarzeneggar blow up doll all the way to the White House? :p -- Steven Ung The Ignorant Asian
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Path: mbox-mo1.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news1.google.com!news4.google.com!news.glorb.com!newsfeed-east.nntpserver.com!nntpserver.com!statler.nntpserver.com!news1.optus.net.au!optus!newsfeeder.syd.optusnet.com.au!news.optusnet.com.au!not-for-mail From: "Steven Ung" <ste...@nodomainname.com> Newsgroups: alt.games.starcraft References: <tvf9g3x5lp.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au> Subject: Re: Retarded Date: Wed, 5 Apr 2006 07:43:38 +0800 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.2180 X-MIMEOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.2180 X-RFC2646: Format=Flowed; Response Message-ID: <c9dbg3xpt8.ln2@loki.cmears.id.au> Lines: 54 NNTP-Posting-Host: 220.237.36.237 X-Trace: 1144194602 7603 220.237.36.237 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit