🚀 go-pugleaf

The fucking politicians are retarded.

The entire god damned government is a giant piece of shit.

President Bushwacker sucks and his ideas and initiatives sound like they 
were made up by a seven year old boy who has never seen the outside of a 
church - except once to go hunting and shoot his friend.  If he appears on 
the television again screaming "Amerika uber alles" I am going to blow up my 
television set.

FUCK AMERIKA AND  FUCK YOU!

I'm sick of conservative assholes saying that because I look at porn in my 
house is why their marriages keep ending.

And on the matter of porn I'm sick of the fucking 43 year old virgin who 
says what porn I can or cannot see.

<voice person="Eric Cartman" mood="Pissed"> GOD DAMMIT! </voice>

Would someone please buy me a damn plane ticket to 
Denmark/France/Germany/Switzerland/Italy . . hold on a second, probably not 
France they have wierd labor laws and car burning parties there.  I'll 
temporarily put on hold my plans of living in Le Midi until they can get 
their unemployment rate down a little.

I'll be anyone's cock sucking whore (as long as you don't have ghonnerea), 
and even do dishes (since you damn europeans don't believe in dishwashers). 
My pay will be 300 euros a week and I only work 5 days a month (but my slave 
owner can choose which 5 days those are).   (Disclaimer:  This idea is for 
comedy purposes only; if I didn't say this the internet police's drone would 
pick up on this thread and I would be arrested and charged with lewd 
conduct, solicitation of sex and sex tourism - and they would throw me into 
a giant pit to be gang raped by their minions so I could learn that sex 
really is bad.  If I'm really unlucky they will arrest me and charge me 1 
million dollars for posting inappropriate content that may be viewed by 
minors like they did to the television studios)

You all suck.

You can all lick my ballsack (no Stephie, they did not get cut off in the 
dungeon pr0n video that was a special effect.)

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LTP

:)