🚀 go-pugleaf

Proprclr wrote:

> Gactimus <gact...@xrs.net> wrote in message news:<Xns95516B2123DCPQ@alaska.local>...
> 
>>This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date tonight and I thought
>>I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones.  I put
>>one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began
>>licking me.  That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection.  So
>>huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the condom is
>>full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.  What should
>>I do?
> 
> 
>  Check, and make sure your you-know-what isn't trying to hold the
> condom on. If it is, slap it in the head a couple times. If it dosen't
> let go, squeeze it's dome. That usualy forces it to comply.

... do you speak from experience???

beelzibub
ps;
     is it true???

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