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Re: Can't get condom off

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From: Hungreey to eat ewe
Date: Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:43
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I always PISS it off out back.


On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 10:25:35 -0400, Gactimus <gact...@xrs.net> wrote:

>This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date tonight and I thought
>I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones.  I put
>one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began
>licking me.  That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection.  So
>huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the condom is
>full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.  What should
>I do?
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Date: Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:43:33 -0400
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