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Re: Can't get condom off

#281692
From: your weight in hell
Date: Thu, 02 Sep 2004 21:19
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The Puppy Wizard wrote:

> Ooops! Better go wash your hands.
> 
> "qSilent Queue" <qsil...@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> news:2pnktmFmv35fU1@uni-berlin.de...
> 
>>"Proprclr" <bala...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:cb8bd93a.0409012005.326c23c6@posting.google.com...
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>>>Gactimus <gact...@xrs.net> wrote in message
>>>news:<Xns95516B2123DCPQ@alaska.local>...
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>>>>huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the
> 
> condom is
> 
>>>>full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.
> 
> What should
> 
>>>>I do?
>>>
>>>Check, and make sure your you-know-what isn't trying to hold
> 
> the
> 
>>>condom on. If it is, slap it in the head a couple times. If it
> 
> dosen't
> 
>>>let go, squeeze it's dome. That usualy forces it to comply.
>>
>>don't beleiev this eguy.  he is jsut trying to get you to play
> 
> with your
> 
>>knob.
>>
>>-- qSq
>>
>>... try poking a whole in it with a pin to lrt the air, ifit works save that condom for use latter.

beelzibub
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From: your weight in hell <beelz...@comcast.net>
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Subject: Re: Can't get condom off
Date: Thu, 02 Sep 2004 17:19:56 -0400
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