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Article #281683Re: Can't get condom off
From: The Puppy Wizard
Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 11:04
Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 11:04
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You don't NEED a EXXXCUSE. "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com> wrote in message news:0cqdnVk9D-9yIK_cRVn-jg@comcast.com... > "Switch" <ethan@excise-thewaxconspiracy.comic> wrote in message > news:4131a421$1@news.rivernet.com.au... > > >>>>>This is real embarassing. I am going on a date tonight and I thought > > >>>>>I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones. I put > > >>>>>one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began > > >>>>>licking me. That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection. So > > >>>>>huge that I cant get the condom off now. Worse yet, the condom is > > >>>>>full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second. What should > > >>>>>I do? > > >> > > >>>And make sure you clean the dog shit up before you get an infection > > >> > > >>Hold on -- I thought that the dog had been _licking_ his genitals and > > >>that he had thus, against his will, got an erection. The presence of > > >>"dog shit" suggests otherwise... > > > > > > > > > Well he appearantly sodomized the dog as soon as he got the erection > > > > > > > And made sure the people on the Internet knew about the experience. > > I think in his haste he didn't come up with an excuse as to why the dog shit > was there. > > Notice how he left that part out > > -LTP > > :) > >
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Path: mbox-mo1.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news1.google.com!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net.POSTED!2a96240b!not-for-mail Reply-To: "The Puppy Wizard" <ThePupp...@EarthLink.Net> From: "The Puppy Wizard" <ThePupp...@EarthLink.Net> Newsgroups: alt.fan.prettyboy,alt.games.starcraft,alt.spacebastards,rec.pets.dogs.behavior,alt.tasteless.jokes,talk.bizarre References: <Xns95516B2123DCPQ@alaska.local> <41308E3E.8D128D01@yahoo.com.au> <bvCdneSfpoR-Pa3cRVn-jQ@comcast.com> <6j91j0tnjr7dnvorohoqtkf80dtk8omh1e@4ax.com> <94mdne_dBOirFKzcRVn-uA@comcast.com> <4131a421$1@news.rivernet.com.au> <0cqdnVk9D-9yIK_cRVn-jg@comcast.com> Subject: Re: Can't get condom off Lines: 50 Organization: Wits' End Dog Training X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4807.1700 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4807.1700 Message-ID: <4RDYc.4762$JT3.283@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net> Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 11:04:32 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.233.156.156 X-Complaints-To: ab...@earthlink.net X-Trace: newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net 1093863872 24.233.156.156 (Mon, 30 Aug 2004 04:04:32 PDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 04:04:32 PDT MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit