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Article #281684Re: Can't get condom off
From: The Puppy Wizard
Date: Sat, 28 Aug 2004 17:40
Date: Sat, 28 Aug 2004 17:40
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Perhaps a little Vics up her nose will heelp. "Luc Teh Pervrse" <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com> wrote in message news:bvCdneSfpoR-Pa3cRVn-jQ@comcast.com... > > "Phorse 5" <dapho...@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message > news:41308E3E.8D128D01@yahoo.com.au... > > Gactimus wrote: > > > > > > This is real embarassing. I am going on a date tonight and I thought > > > I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones. I put > > > one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began > > > licking me. That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection. So > > > huge that I cant get the condom off now. Worse yet, the condom is > > > full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second. What should > > > I do? > > > > Cut your dick off. She'll think you are trying to understand the pain of > > childbirth, or something. > > And make sure you clean the dog shit up before you get an infection > > Then go on the date > > -LTP > > :) > >
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