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Article #281682Re: Can't get condom off
From: Luc Teh Pervrse
Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 05:39
Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 05:39
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"Switch" <ethan@excise-thewaxconspiracy.comic> wrote in message news:4131a421$1@news.rivernet.com.au... > >>>>>This is real embarassing. I am going on a date tonight and I thought > >>>>>I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones. I put > >>>>>one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began > >>>>>licking me. That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection. So > >>>>>huge that I cant get the condom off now. Worse yet, the condom is > >>>>>full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second. What should > >>>>>I do? > >> > >>>And make sure you clean the dog shit up before you get an infection > >> > >>Hold on -- I thought that the dog had been _licking_ his genitals and > >>that he had thus, against his will, got an erection. The presence of > >>"dog shit" suggests otherwise... > > > > > > Well he appearantly sodomized the dog as soon as he got the erection > > > > And made sure the people on the Internet knew about the experience. I think in his haste he didn't come up with an excuse as to why the dog shit was there. Notice how he left that part out -LTP :)
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