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Article #281681Re: Can't get condom off
From: Phorse 5
Date: Sun, 29 Aug 2004 22:59
Date: Sun, 29 Aug 2004 22:59
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Switch wrote: > > >>>>>This is real embarassing. I am going on a date tonight and I thought > >>>>>I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones. I put > >>>>>one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began > >>>>>licking me. That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection. So > >>>>>huge that I cant get the condom off now. Worse yet, the condom is > >>>>>full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second. What should > >>>>>I do? > >> > >>>And make sure you clean the dog shit up before you get an infection > >> > >>Hold on -- I thought that the dog had been _licking_ his genitals and > >>that he had thus, against his will, got an erection. The presence of > >>"dog shit" suggests otherwise... > > > > > > Well he appearantly sodomized the dog as soon as he got the erection > > > > And made sure the people on the Internet knew about the experience. He should get a bitch. -- from: Mr. J D Cooper aka Phorse 5 [Force 5] Remove the number(s) from the email address for fastest reply. More sig here: © http://phorse.netfirms.com/sig.html © Fireball Holdings © 2001 - 2004 ABN: 23 939 806 835
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Path: mbox-mo1.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news2.google.com!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!not-for-mail From: Phorse 5 <dapho...@yahoo.com.au> Newsgroups: alt.fan.prettyboy,alt.games.starcraft,alt.spacebastards,rec.pets.dogs.behavior,alt.tasteless.jokes,talk.bizarre Subject: Re: Can't get condom off Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 00:59:45 +0200 Organization: Fireball Holdings @ http://zap.to/fireball Lines: 32 Message-ID: <41325FE1.B4CEA33B@yahoo.com.au> References: <Xns95516B2123DCPQ@alaska.local> <41308E3E.8D128D01@yahoo.com.au> <bvCdneSfpoR-Pa3cRVn-jQ@comcast.com> <6j91j0tnjr7dnvorohoqtkf80dtk8omh1e@4ax.com> <94mdne_dBOirFKzcRVn-uA@comcast.com> <4131a421$1@news.rivernet.com.au> Mime-Version: 1.0 X-Trace: news.uni-berlin.de C0RnxShpEzzok8ilQeCJWQZdx6HmLl1HnQnsW5GK+zyTZFlsQ= X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.8 [en] (Win98; U) X-Accept-Language: en Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit