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Re: Can't get condom off

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From: Phorse 5
Date: Sun, 29 Aug 2004 22:59
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Switch wrote:
> 
> >>>>>This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date tonight and I thought
> >>>>>I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones.  I put
> >>>>>one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began
> >>>>>licking me.  That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection.  So
> >>>>>huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the condom is
> >>>>>full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.  What should
> >>>>>I do?
> >>
> >>>And make sure you clean the dog shit up before you get an infection
> >>
> >>Hold on -- I thought that the dog had been _licking_ his genitals and
> >>that he had thus, against his will, got an erection.  The presence of
> >>"dog shit" suggests otherwise...
> >
> >
> > Well he appearantly sodomized the dog as soon as he got the erection
> >
> 
> And made sure the people on the Internet knew about the experience.

He should get a bitch.

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Subject: Re: Can't get condom off
Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 00:59:45 +0200
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