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Article #281680Re: Can't get condom off
From: Switch
Date: Sun, 29 Aug 2004 09:38
Date: Sun, 29 Aug 2004 09:38
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>>>>>This is real embarassing. I am going on a date tonight and I thought >>>>>I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones. I put >>>>>one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began >>>>>licking me. That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection. So >>>>>huge that I cant get the condom off now. Worse yet, the condom is >>>>>full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second. What should >>>>>I do? >> >>>And make sure you clean the dog shit up before you get an infection >> >>Hold on -- I thought that the dog had been _licking_ his genitals and >>that he had thus, against his will, got an erection. The presence of >>"dog shit" suggests otherwise... > > > Well he appearantly sodomized the dog as soon as he got the erection > And made sure the people on the Internet knew about the experience. -- The Wax Conspiracy - dampening conduits http://www.thewaxconspiracy.com/
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Date: Sun, 29 Aug 2004 19:38:39 +1000 From: Switch <ethan@excise-thewaxconspiracy.comic> Organization: The Wax Conspiracy User-Agent: Mozilla Thunderbird 0.6 (Windows/20040502) X-Accept-Language: en-us, en MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.fan.prettyboy,alt.games.starcraft,alt.spacebastards,rec.pets.dogs.behavior,alt.tasteless.jokes,talk.bizarre Subject: Re: Can't get condom off References: <Xns95516B2123DCPQ@alaska.local> <41308E3E.8D128D01@yahoo.com.au> <bvCdneSfpoR-Pa3cRVn-jQ@comcast.com> <6j91j0tnjr7dnvorohoqtkf80dtk8omh1e@4ax.com> <94mdne_dBOirFKzcRVn-uA@comcast.com> In-Reply-To: <94mdne_dBOirFKzcRVn-uA@comcast.com> X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: 203.122.73.70 Message-ID: <4131a421$1@news.rivernet.com.au> X-Original-Trace: 29 Aug 2004 19:38:41 +1000, 203.122.73.70 Lines: 25 NNTP-Posting-Host: 203.88.255.13 X-Trace: daisy.ans.com.au 1093772334 203.88.255.13 (29 Aug 2004 19:38:54 +1100) Path: mbox-mo1.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news1.google.com!news.glorb.com!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!newsfeed01.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!newsfeed.vmunix.org!news1.optus.net.au!optus!newsfeeder.syd.optusnet.com.au!news.optusnet.com.au!newsfeed.pacific.net.au!token.pipenetworks.com!202.9.227.22.MISMATCH!daisy.ans.com.au!news.rivernet.com.au Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit