Re: Can't get condom off

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From: BELANGER
Date: Sat, 28 Aug 2004 15:37

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On Sat, 28 Aug 2004 09:11:27 -0600, "Luc Teh Pervrse"
<luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com> wrote:

>> Gactimus wrote:
>> >
>> > This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date tonight and I thought
>> > I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones.  I put
>> > one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began
>> > licking me.  That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection.  So
>> > huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the condom is
>> > full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.  What should
>> > I do?

>And make sure you clean the dog shit up before you get an infection

Hold on -- I thought that the dog had been _licking_ his genitals and
that he had thus, against his will, got an erection.  The presence of
"dog shit" suggests otherwise...

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Date: Sat, 28 Aug 2004 11:37:59 -0400
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