Re: Can't get condom off

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From: The Puppy Wizard
Date: Sat, 28 Aug 2004 17:35

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Elementary, BELANGER. Elementary.

"BELANGER" <ready_TAK...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 28 Aug 2004 09:11:27 -0600, "Luc Teh Pervrse"
> <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com> wrote:
>
> >> Gactimus wrote:
> >> >
> >> > This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date tonight and
I thought
> >> > I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right
ones.  I put
> >> > one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and
began
> >> > licking me.  That got me so aroused that I got a huge
erection.  So
> >> > huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the
condom is
> >> > full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.
What should
> >> > I do?
>
> >And make sure you clean the dog shit up before you get an
infection
>
> Hold on -- I thought that the dog had been _licking_ his
genitals and
> that he had thus, against his will, got an erection.  The
presence of
> "dog shit" suggests otherwise...
>
> -- 
> BELANGER

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