Re: Can't get condom off

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From: Luc Teh Pervrse
Date: Sat, 28 Aug 2004 15:11

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"Phorse 5" <dapho...@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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> Gactimus wrote:
> >
> > This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date tonight and I thought
> > I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones.  I put
> > one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began
> > licking me.  That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection.  So
> > huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the condom is
> > full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.  What should
> > I do?
>
> Cut your dick off. She'll think you are trying to understand the pain of
> childbirth, or something.

And make sure you clean the dog shit up before you get an infection

Then go on the date

-LTP

:)

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