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From: Tynan Carrick
Date: Sat, 28 Aug 2004 15:52

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> This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date tonight and I thought
> I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones.  I put
> one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began
> licking me.  That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection.  So
> huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the condom is
> full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.  What should
> I do?

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You deserve to have your
girlfriend find you like that. Go away.

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Date: Sat, 28 Aug 2004 10:52:51 -0500
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