🚀 go-pugleaf

Gactimus wrote:

> This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date tonight and I thought
> I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones.  I put
> one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began
> licking me.  That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection.  So
> huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the condom is
> full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.  What should
> I do?

... just proudly display it and tell her it's a religious thing

beelzibub
ps;
     works for me


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