🚀 go-pugleaf

On Sat, 28 Aug 2004 10:52:51 -0500, "Tynan Carrick"
<geoo...@hotmail.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes in message
<cgvtl7$3pp$1...@cnn.cns.ksu.edu>:

>> This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date tonight and I thought
>> I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones.  I put
>> one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began
>> licking me.  That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection.  So
>> huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the condom is
>> full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.  What should
>> I do?
>
>This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Stick around for a while.
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