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"Mel" <m...@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 28 Aug 2004 09:10:08 -0600, "Luc Teh Pervrse"
> <luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com> wrote in message
> <wvCdnXL5jrI...@comcast.com>:
> >"edens rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges" <mair_...@yahoo.com>
> >wrote in message
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> >> In article <Xns95516B2123DCPQ@alaska.local>, Gactimus
<gact...@xrs.net>
> >> > This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date tonight and I thought
> >> > I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones.  I put
> >> > one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began
> >> > licking me.  That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection.  So
> >> > huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the condom is
> >> > full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.  What should
> >> > I do?
> >> who knows? maybe santas little helper will actually find it a turn on
> >If so, I would advise staying away from that girl
>
> actually it's a reindeer.

you wouldn't know what one looks like fag boy.

This guy goes into a second hand car dealers looking for a new car,
he sees a salesman and asks him for some advice. 'Certainly Sir' the
salesman answers. 'Have a look at this 1988 mini, only 70,000 miles
on the clock, a bargain at 500 pounds'. The guy looks at the car and
replies, 'Yes, but I would like something a bit better.' The salesman
answers 'Ok, have a look at this 1990 Ford Escort, 50,000 miles on
the clock and only 1000 pounds'. The guy still isn't satisfied and says
'That's ok, but haven't you anything more classy'. The salesman leads
the guy to the far corner of the dealership where there is an old 1981
Austin Princess. 'Have a look at this beauty, 100,000 miles and a
gift at only 4000 pounds'. '4000 pounds?' replies the guy 'but the other
two cars were lots better'. 'Ahh, didn't you know' says the salesman
'you can find parts of a Princess in a Mercedes!'

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