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From: Mel
Date: Sat, 28 Aug 2004 18:54

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On Sat, 28 Aug 2004 09:10:08 -0600, "Luc Teh Pervrse"
<luc.remo...@comcastCHANGETONET.com> wrote in message
<wvCdnXL5jrI...@comcast.com>:
>"edens rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges" <mair_...@yahoo.com>
>wrote in message news:mair_fheal-1739FE.10070626082004@corp.supernews.com...
>> In article <Xns95516B2123DCPQ@alaska.local>, Gactimus <gact...@xrs.net>
>> > This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date tonight and I thought
>> > I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones.  I put
>> > one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began
>> > licking me.  That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection.  So
>> > huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the condom is
>> > full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.  What should
>> > I do?
>> who knows? maybe santas little helper will actually find it a turn on
>If so, I would advise staying away from that girl

actually it's a reindeer.

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