Re: Can't get condom off

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From: Luc Teh Pervrse
Date: Sat, 28 Aug 2004 15:10

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"edens rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges" <mair_...@yahoo.com>
wrote in message news:mair_fheal-1739FE.10070626082004@corp.supernews.com...
> In article <Xns95516B2123DCPQ@alaska.local>, Gactimus <gact...@xrs.net>
wrote:
>
> > This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date tonight and I thought
> > I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones.  I put
> > one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began
> > licking me.  That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection.  So
> > huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the condom is
> > full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.  What should
> > I do?
>
> who knows? maybe santas little helper will actually find it a turn on

If so, I would advise staying away from that girl

-LTP

:)

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