🚀 go-pugleaf

On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 10:25:35 -0400, Gactimus <gact...@xrs.net> wrote
in alt.tasteless.jokes in message <Xns95516B2123DCPQ@alaska.local>:

>This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date tonight and I thought
>I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones.  I put
>one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began
>licking me.  That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection.  So
>huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the condom is
>full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.  What should
>I do?

Is your dick long enough to reach your asshole?
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V.G.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
"I wanted a car I could run down pedestrians with.  But one with a comfy ride, like a sofa on wheels." - Father Haskell

"No doubt about it, 9-11 was orchestrated by Lockheed." - *lexa 'connects the dots' 4/27/04 (cg5t80pl73d7r1s81...@4ax.com)

"Nope, Lockheed provided the cover for 9-11 due to abuses of it's system.  They're guilty as charged.  But ultimately it was Bechtel who concocted the
9-11 events."  Alexa connects some totally different dots.  8/6/04 (n3p8h0lvp0u3tj0j4...@4ax.com)

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