Can't get condom off

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From: Gactimus
Date: Thu, 26 Aug 2004 14:25

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This is real embarassing.  I am going on a date tonight and I thought
I better try on some condoms to be sure I got the right ones.  I put
one on my dick and just then my dog came into the room and began
licking me.  That got me so aroused that I got a huge erection.  So
huge that I cant get the condom off now.  Worse yet, the condom is
full of dog shit and my date will be ariving any second.  What should
I do?

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Subject: Can't get condom off
From: Gactimus <gact...@xrs.net>
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