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Started by bh... Arthur Sankey
Fri, 05 Jan 1996 00:00
101 slogans for Quake
Author: bh... Arthur Sankey
Date: Fri, 05 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Fri, 05 Jan 1996 00:00
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101 Slogans for Quake: 1. Quake: where the safest place...is behind a hammer 2. Quake: it's violent. It's very, very violent. 3. Quake: because doom ]|[ would suck anyway 4. Quake: where the sanest place...is behind a pentium 5. Quake: everyone else is doing it! 6. Quake: ...and you thought Doom was violent? HA! 7. Quake: closer to the killing 8. Quake: this time, you hold the bazooka the right way 9. Quake: it's better than TV! 10. Quake: 3d: demons, death, destruction 11. Quake: just try to boycott us. HAHAHAHA! 12. Quake: now you can impress your friends by calling yourself a "quaker" 13. Quake: it's better than spam 14. Quake: banned in 49 states! 15. Quake: where every key is the rape key 16. Quake: because if you don't buy it, I'll kill you 17. Quake: ask not what your quake can do for you, ask what you can do for your quake 18. Quake: 9 out of 10 lab rats choose quake over food and sex 19. Quake: ...and the dead lay in heaps 20. Quake: Bobbit didn't play quake, and look what happend to him! 21. Quake: changing the words "death penalty" to "death reward" 22. Quake: you can download the beta from... 23. Quake: it's more fun than sex! 24. Quake: it's the three stooges, with blood! 25. Quake: ...you'll wonder if you're playing quake, or if quake is playing you 26. Quake: the opiate of the masses 27. Quake: you'll never look at a hammer the same again 28. Quake: typeing the word "quake" more than 28 times can give you a headache 29. Quake: so real, you'll need to wipe the gibs off your mouse 30. Quake: motion sickness times ten 31. Quake: if it was any more real, you'd be arrested for turning it off (Simcity 2000 slogan) 32. Quake: don't even try cold turkey...it just won't work 33. Quake: it's just a game...now put down that hammer... 34. Quake: if I wanted water, I'd ask for water! 35. Quake: it's VR...Violent reality 36. Quake: ...you can go around giving flowers to people, but they'll kill you! 37. Quake: let the obsession begin again...No wait, it never ended 38. Quake: this time, a bullet in the face gives your mug more than a nosebleed 39. Quake: it's just like spam, just a lot bloodier 40. Quake: zap him...zap the son of a bitch again! 41. Quake: the butcher awaits 42. Quake: the dentist awaits 43. Quake: play it and we'll all live in peace and harmony 44. Quake: those screenshots where faked...quake is just pong ][ 45. Quake: with a name like that, who needs a slogan? 46. Quake: there's no life after death, just death after death 47. Quake: ...this time we've gone too far 48. Quake: ...it smells as good as it looks! 49: Quake: Spooge 50: Quake: ...doesn't suck Okay, 51 to go!
Re: 101 slogans for Quake
Author: wa... Walt Armour
Date: Sat, 06 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Sat, 06 Jan 1996 00:00
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bh...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Arthur Sankey) wrote: >101 Slogans for Quake: >32. Quake: don't even try cold turkey...it just won't work How about a frozen turkey? Frozen chickens do wonders against fighter cockpits... Who needs a rocket launcher when you have a rapid-fire frozen turkey cannon? And think of the collateral damage: salmonella! (What's the air speed velocity of a turkey carrying a bowl of stuffing?) 51. Quake: this ain't your father's video game 52. Quake: Into the what? 53. Quake: Anatomically correct Pong 54. Quake: Start Me Up! Shut You Down! (win95 only) 55. Quake: It's Clobberin' Time! 56. Quake: Please don't hit me again.... 57. alt.sex.Quake: Please hit me again.... 58. Quake: "You got a hammer stuck where?" 59. Quake: Is it real or is it Memorex? 60. Quake: or Doom3. What'll it be Deion? "Both" 61. Quake: To Boldly Go Where No Hammer Has Gone Before /***************************************************************\ | Walt Armour ---- http://www.blarg.net/~walt | | wa...@blarg.net ---- wa...@indsys.com | | Finger wa...@blarg.net for PGP public key | \***************************************************************/ -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.1 GAT d- s:+>: a? C++++$ UH$>++++ P+>++++ L E-->++ W++ N++ o-- K? w+++$>+++++ O---- M-- V+++ PS+ PE+ Y+ PGP+ t++>$ 5+++>++++$ X++>$ R>+ tv+ b+>+++ DI++>++++ D++>++++ G e>+++++ h--- r+++ y+++>++++ ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------
Re: 101 slogans for Quake
Author: bh... Arthur Sankey
Date: Mon, 08 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Mon, 08 Jan 1996 00:00
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Walt Armour (wa...@blarg.net) writes: > bh...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Arthur Sankey) wrote: > >>101 Slogans for Quake: > >>32. Quake: don't even try cold turkey...it just won't work > > How about a frozen turkey? Frozen chickens do wonders against fighter > cockpits... Who needs a rocket launcher when you have a rapid-fire > frozen turkey cannon? And think of the collateral damage: salmonella! > (What's the air speed velocity of a turkey carrying a bowl of > stuffing?) I heard rumours about them using susi as a weapon...Really! And frozen billy goats! (What the fuck?) > > 51. Quake: this ain't your father's video game > 52. Quake: Into the what? > 53. Quake: Anatomically correct Pong > 54. Quake: Start Me Up! Shut You Down! (win95 only) > 55. Quake: It's Clobberin' Time! > 56. Quake: Please don't hit me again.... > 57. alt.sex.Quake: Please hit me again.... > 58. Quake: "You got a hammer stuck where?" > 59. Quake: Is it real or is it Memorex? > 60. Quake: or Doom3. What'll it be Deion? "Both" > 61. Quake: To Boldly Go Where No Hammer Has Gone Before 62 Quake: ...It will make you happy. 63 Quake: Run Forrest, run! (From the 1001 names for quake) 64 Quake: Gee, is it just me, or does everything look like a nail? 65 Quake: because disco still sucks 66 Quake: have you driven a hammer into someones skull lately? (Old ford slogan) 67 Quake: don't take blood for granted 68 Quake: ..is that a hammer in your pants, or are you happy to AARRRGGGG!!!! (Splat) 69 Quake: looks like human, tastes like chicken 70 Quake: quake happens 71 Quake: have you hammered your friend into pulp today? 72 Quake: no, it's not ketchup 73 Quake: I love you, you love me, medieval bashery... 74 Quake: you'll never see the light of gamma correction again 75 Quake: ...before it comes out, someone will make a cool control device, at least better than these stupid mice...Um, come on folks, we need a control device... 76 Quake: Free hammer inside! 77 Quake: rated 90% by "American hammers monthly" 76 Quake: ...comes in blue for boys, and pink for girls! 77 Quake: ...if we shat on your floor, you'd buy it anyway 78 Quake: because "id" stands for interactive death 79 Quake: because "id" stands for interactive destruction 80 Quake: because "id" does NOT stand for interesting dick 81 Quake: ...We don't call it "bobbitquest" for nothing (Add that to the 1001 names for quake!) 82 Quake: is there an afterlife? 83 Quake: ...we buy tombstones in bulk 84 Quake: human veal 85 Quake: the interactive slaughterhouse
Re: 101 slogans for Quake
Author: Joe Dery
Date: Mon, 08 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Mon, 08 Jan 1996 00:00
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Arthur Sankey wrote: > I heard rumours about them using susi as a weapon...Really! And frozen > billy goats! (What the fuck?) Hehe.. That sushi though. Hehe frozen billy goats > 72 Quake: no, it's not ketchup Heheh. > 73 Quake: I love you, you love me, medieval bashery... Dont go there.... > 81 Quake: ...We don't call it "bobbitquest" for nothing (Add that to the > 1001 names for quake!) Wait... i hope there WILL be a "virtual athletic supporter" made of platinum to prevent this... We dont want to give the ladies who play the game any ideas :)
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