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101 Slogans for Quake:

1. Quake: where the safest place...is behind a hammer
2. Quake: it's violent. It's very, very violent.
3. Quake: because doom ]|[ would suck anyway
4. Quake: where the sanest place...is behind a pentium
5. Quake: everyone else is doing it!
6. Quake: ...and you thought Doom was violent? HA!
7. Quake: closer to the killing
8. Quake: this time, you hold the bazooka the right way
9. Quake: it's better than TV!
10. Quake: 3d: demons, death, destruction
11. Quake: just try to boycott us. HAHAHAHA!
12. Quake: now you can impress your friends by calling yourself 
a "quaker"
13. Quake: it's better than spam
14. Quake: banned in 49 states!
15. Quake: where every key is the rape key
16. Quake: because if you don't buy it, I'll kill you
17. Quake: ask not what your quake can do for you, ask what you 
can do for your quake
18. Quake: 9 out of 10 lab rats choose quake over food and sex
19. Quake: ...and the dead lay in heaps
20. Quake: Bobbit didn't play quake, and look what happend to 
him!
21. Quake: changing the words "death penalty" to "death reward"
22. Quake: you can download the beta from...
23. Quake: it's more fun than sex!
24. Quake: it's the three stooges, with blood!
25. Quake: ...you'll wonder if you're playing quake, or if quake 
is playing you
26. Quake: the opiate of the masses
27. Quake: you'll never look at a hammer the same again
28. Quake: typeing the word "quake" more than 28 times can give 
you a headache
29. Quake: so real, you'll need to wipe the gibs off your mouse
30. Quake: motion sickness times ten
31. Quake: if it was any more real, you'd be arrested for 
turning it off (Simcity 2000 slogan)
32. Quake: don't even try cold turkey...it just won't work
33. Quake: it's just a game...now put down that hammer...
34. Quake: if I wanted water, I'd ask for water!
35. Quake: it's VR...Violent reality
36. Quake: ...you can go around giving flowers to people, but 
they'll kill you!
37. Quake: let the obsession begin again...No wait, it never 
ended
38. Quake: this time, a bullet in the face gives your mug more 
than a nosebleed
39. Quake: it's just like spam, just a lot bloodier
40. Quake: zap him...zap the son of a bitch again!
41. Quake: the butcher awaits
42. Quake: the dentist awaits
43. Quake: play it and we'll all live in peace and harmony
44. Quake: those screenshots where faked...quake is just pong ][
45. Quake: with a name like that, who needs a slogan?
46. Quake: there's no life after death, just death after death
47. Quake: ...this time we've gone too far
48. Quake: ...it smells as good as it looks!
49: Quake: Spooge
50: Quake: ...doesn't suck

Okay, 51 to go!