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Walt Armour (wa...@blarg.net) writes:
> bh...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Arthur Sankey) wrote:
> 
>>101 Slogans for Quake:
> 
>>32. Quake: don't even try cold turkey...it just won't work
> 
> How about a frozen turkey?  Frozen chickens do wonders against fighter
> cockpits...   Who needs a rocket launcher when you have a rapid-fire
> frozen turkey cannon?  And think of the collateral damage: salmonella!
> (What's the air speed velocity of a turkey carrying a bowl of
> stuffing?)

I heard rumours about them using susi as a weapon...Really! And frozen
billy goats! (What the fuck?)

>  > 51. Quake: this ain't your father's video game 
> 52. Quake: Into the what? 
> 53. Quake: Anatomically correct Pong
> 54. Quake: Start Me Up!  Shut You Down!  (win95 only)
> 55. Quake: It's Clobberin' Time!
> 56. Quake: Please don't hit me again....
> 57. alt.sex.Quake: Please hit me again....
> 58. Quake: "You got a hammer stuck where?"
> 59. Quake: Is it real or is it Memorex?
> 60. Quake: or Doom3. What'll it be Deion? "Both"
> 61. Quake: To Boldly Go Where No Hammer Has Gone Before
62 Quake: ...It will make you happy.
63 Quake: Run Forrest, run! (From the 1001 names for quake)
64 Quake: Gee, is it just me, or does everything look like a nail?
65 Quake: because disco still sucks
66 Quake: have you driven a hammer into someones skull lately? (Old ford
slogan)
67 Quake: don't take blood for granted
68 Quake: ..is that a hammer in your pants, or are you happy to
AARRRGGGG!!!! (Splat)
69 Quake: looks like human, tastes like chicken
70 Quake: quake happens
71 Quake: have you hammered your friend into pulp today?
72 Quake: no, it's not ketchup
73 Quake: I love you, you love me, medieval bashery...
74 Quake: you'll never see the light of gamma correction again
75 Quake: ...before it comes out, someone will make a cool control device,
at least better than these stupid mice...Um, come on folks, we need a
control device...
76 Quake: Free hammer inside!
77 Quake: rated 90% by "American hammers monthly"
76 Quake: ...comes in blue for boys, and pink for girls!
77 Quake: ...if we shat on your floor, you'd buy it anyway
78 Quake: because "id" stands for interactive death
79 Quake: because "id" stands for interactive destruction
80 Quake: because "id" does NOT stand for interesting dick
81 Quake: ...We don't call it "bobbitquest" for nothing (Add that to the
1001 names for quake!)
82 Quake: is there an afterlife?
83 Quake: ...we buy tombstones in bulk
84 Quake: human veal
85 Quake: the interactive slaughterhouse