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bh...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Arthur Sankey) wrote:

>101 Slogans for Quake:

>32. Quake: don't even try cold turkey...it just won't work

How about a frozen turkey?  Frozen chickens do wonders against fighter
cockpits...   Who needs a rocket launcher when you have a rapid-fire
frozen turkey cannon?  And think of the collateral damage: salmonella!
(What's the air speed velocity of a turkey carrying a bowl of
stuffing?)

51. Quake: this ain't your father's video game
52. Quake: Into the what?
53. Quake: Anatomically correct Pong
54. Quake: Start Me Up!  Shut You Down!  (win95 only)
55. Quake: It's Clobberin' Time!
56. Quake: Please don't hit me again....
57. alt.sex.Quake: Please hit me again....
58. Quake: "You got a hammer stuck where?"
59. Quake: Is it real or is it Memorex?
60. Quake: or Doom3. What'll it be Deion? "Both"
61. Quake: To Boldly Go Where No Hammer Has Gone Before




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