🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <CD1n6...@news.cis.umn.edu> dej...@s2.ima.umn.edu (Brett De Jesus) writes:
>
>Question:  What do you do when you're playing against some newbie ten
>years old who keeps on asking, "How did you do that?" and just keeps pounding
>the buttons and rattling the joystick?

Answer:  If their Mommy's watching, I'll fart around and let it go to
three rounds ;-)  And I'll also make it a point to play Scorpion, to
show her what her kid's idea of entertainment is.  *THWUNK*  (double ;-)

Seriously though.  I hate that, too.  It has the guilty feeling of
taking candy/$0.25/$0.50 from a baby.  I might try to teach them how
to play, but that timer's running down, and it's no fun for me. :^(


						Gary Parnes

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