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deblon is a mighty pirate...

> i'm back.  etc.

are you the new cleaning lady?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 4-1-2011 2:08, ervaqre schreef:
>> i'm back.  etc.
>
> are you the new cleaning lady?
>
Watch it mate, she'll clean your innards right out with that huge ass sword of hers.

-- 
Danny.

On 1/4/2011 5:44 AM, DG wrote:
> Op 4-1-2011 2:08, ervaqre schreef:
>>> i'm back. etc.
>>
>> are you the new cleaning lady?
>>
> Watch it mate, she'll clean your innards right out with that huge ass
> sword of hers.
>
i'm more into guns these days.

~deblon

On 1/3/2011 8:08 PM, ervaqre wrote:
> deblon is a mighty pirate...
>
>> i'm back.  etc.
>
> are you the new cleaning lady?
>

no.

Op 7-1-2011 0:22, deblon schreef:
>>> i'm back. etc.
>>
>> are you the new cleaning lady?
>>
>
> no.

This ng would be a lot cleaner if she was. And even more riddled with bullet 
holes than usual.

-- 
Danny.

Op 7-1-2011 0:22, deblon schreef:
>>>> i'm back. etc.
>>>
>>> are you the new cleaning lady?
>>>
>> Watch it mate, she'll clean your innards right out with that huge ass
>> sword of hers.
>>
> i'm more into guns these days.

You're taking this whole 2012 thing waaay too serious then. Besides, you'd need 
a bazooka to stand out in a crowd these days.

-- 
Danny.

On Wed, 29 Dec 2010 22:53:28 +0100, DG
<dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>>> i'm back. etc.
>>>
>>> Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes some
>>> guy from China breaks through the great firewall and imitates Reinder.
>>>
>>
>> who's reinder?
>>
>Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal looking parents.

And it has a normal sister too apparently...

-- 
Zèh Mwâh

"Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and
   I'm about to close the case."

Op 10-1-2011 21:45, Zèh Mwâh schreef:
>>>>> i'm back. etc.
>>>>
>>>> Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes some
>>>> guy from China breaks through the great firewall and imitates Reinder.
>>>>
>>>
>>> who's reinder?
>>>
>> Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal looking parents.
>
> And it has a normal sister too apparently...
>
She's damaged goods. Has to be, with a brother like that. Some people say she 
has weird eyes, a big nose and pale skin. But they say that in Chinese, so she 
won't understand.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal looking parents.
>>
>> And it has a normal sister too apparently...
>>
> She's damaged goods. Has to be, with a brother like that. Some people say she 
> has weird eyes, a big nose and pale skin. But they say that in Chinese, so she 
> won't understand.

why on earth is that klingon newbie referring to me as "it" and as for 
the weird (big) eyes, big nose and pale skin, those are actually 
considered to be physically attractive features in rice eating nation, 
just like looking as if you just walked/crawled out of auschwitz

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> i'm more into guns these days.
>
> You're taking this whole 2012 thing waaay too serious then. Besides, you'd need 
> a bazooka to stand out in a crowd these days.

speaking of bazookas, where's Kasper? you know, this guy with the 
strange face

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 18-2-2011 18:45, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal looking parents.
>>>
>>> And it has a normal sister too apparently...
>>>
>> She's damaged goods. Has to be, with a brother like that. Some people say she
>> has weird eyes, a big nose and pale skin. But they say that in Chinese, so she
>> won't understand.
>
> why on earth is that klingon newbie referring to me as "it" and as for
> the weird (big) eyes, big nose and pale skin, those are actually
> considered to be physically attractive features in rice eating nation,
> just like looking as if you just walked/crawled out of auschwitz
>
They want you to think that.

-- 
Danny.

Op 19-2-2011 17:54, ervaqre schreef:
>>> why on earth is that klingon newbie referring to me as "it" and as for
>>> the weird (big) eyes, big nose and pale skin, those are actually
>>> considered to be physically attractive features in rice eating nation,
>>> just like looking as if you just walked/crawled out of auschwitz
>>>
>> They want you to think that.
>
> Well, let me give you an example, the girl in this video:
> http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjQ0NjQxODIw.html
>
> ....is considered to be HOT. Can you wrap your mind around that? I
> mean, she is too thin, too pale, and looks like she has several brain
> defects.
>
Does she have a speech defect? They seem to subtitle her, sometimes even make 
chinese characters (and I don't mean people, but writing) jump out of her mouth.

Is this some version of Hollywood Squares meets Love Connection?

-- 
Danny.

"ervaqre" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message 
news:ijmbkb$hjv$8@news.eternal-september.org...
> DG is a mighty pirate...
>
>>> i'm more into guns these days.
>>
>> You're taking this whole 2012 thing waaay too serious then. Besides, 
>> you'd need
>> a bazooka to stand out in a crowd these days.
>
> speaking of bazookas, where's Kasper? you know, this guy with the
> strange face

the elephant came back 

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> ....is considered to be HOT. Can you wrap your mind around that? I
>> mean, she is too thin, too pale, and looks like she has several brain
>> defects.
>>
> Does she have a speech defect? They seem to subtitle her, sometimes even make 
> chinese characters (and I don't mean people, but writing) jump out of her mouth.
>
> Is this some version of Hollywood Squares meets Love Connection?

It's normal on Chinese television to subtitle Chinese, because 
especially in the southern parts of the country many people do not 
understand spoken Mandarin Chinese, yet they do understand written 
Chinese. It's also very useful for me, since I am a strawberry.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Vigilante is a mighty pirate...

>>> a bazooka to stand out in a crowd these days.
>>
>> speaking of bazookas, where's Kasper? you know, this guy with the
>> strange face
>
> the elephant came back 

I know, I pulled his bazooka.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 11-3-2011 19:40, ervaqre schreef:
>>> ....is considered to be HOT. Can you wrap your mind around that? I
>>> mean, she is too thin, too pale, and looks like she has several brain
>>> defects.
>>>
>> Does she have a speech defect? They seem to subtitle her, sometimes even make
>> chinese characters (and I don't mean people, but writing) jump out of her mouth.
>>
>> Is this some version of Hollywood Squares meets Love Connection?
>
> It's normal on Chinese television to subtitle Chinese, because
> especially in the southern parts of the country many people do not
> understand spoken Mandarin Chinese, yet they do understand written
> Chinese. It's also very useful for me, since I am a strawberry.
>
You're Dutch, you're supposed to be orange, if a fruit at all.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> Is this some version of Hollywood Squares meets Love Connection?
>>
>> It's normal on Chinese television to subtitle Chinese, because
>> especially in the southern parts of the country many people do not
>> understand spoken Mandarin Chinese, yet they do understand written
>> Chinese. It's also very useful for me, since I am a strawberry.
>>
> You're Dutch, you're supposed to be orange, if a fruit at all.

Lies! I am a Chinese strawberry now! Don't eat me.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 12-3-2011 4:47, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Is this some version of Hollywood Squares meets Love Connection?
>>>
>>> It's normal on Chinese television to subtitle Chinese, because
>>> especially in the southern parts of the country many people do not
>>> understand spoken Mandarin Chinese, yet they do understand written
>>> Chinese. It's also very useful for me, since I am a strawberry.
>>>
>> You're Dutch, you're supposed to be orange, if a fruit at all.
>
> Lies! I am a Chinese strawberry now! Don't eat me.
>
Can you take a licking?

-- 
Danny.

Op 21-3-2011 6:20, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> You're Dutch, you're supposed to be orange, if a fruit at all.
>>>
>>> Lies! I am a Chinese strawberry now! Don't eat me.
>>>
>> Can you take a licking?
>
> no, not you. this is beyond desturbing. i'll take you back to the pet
> store
>
You can't do that! I'm not an ex-parrot, you know!!! Even though I may 
have some sticky tape on my feet.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> Can you take a licking?
>>
>> no, not you. this is beyond desturbing. i'll take you back to the pet
>> store
>>
> You can't do that! I'm not an ex-parrot, you know!!! Even though I may 
> have some sticky tape on my feet.

You'd better come up with a well-reasoned and pretty damn good excuse 
for having sticky tape on your feet.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 29-3-2011 4:16, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Can you take a licking?
>>>
>>> no, not you. this is beyond desturbing. i'll take you back to the pet
>>> store
>>>
>> You can't do that! I'm not an ex-parrot, you know!!! Even though I may
>> have some sticky tape on my feet.
>
> You'd better come up with a well-reasoned and pretty damn good excuse
> for having sticky tape on your feet.
>
I did not put it there, it wasn't put there with my consent. I wasn't 
even consulted.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> You'd better come up with a well-reasoned and pretty damn good excuse
>> for having sticky tape on your feet.
>>
> I did not put it there, it wasn't put there with my consent. I wasn't 
> even consulted.

So are you saying that there are people running around the Netherlands 
sticking sticky tape on people's feet without consulting those people 
first? That is madness!! 

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 5-4-2011 18:13, ervaqre schreef:
>>> You'd better come up with a well-reasoned and pretty damn good excuse
>>> for having sticky tape on your feet.
>>>
>> I did not put it there, it wasn't put there with my consent. I wasn't
>> even consulted.
>
> So are you saying that there are people running around the Netherlands
> sticking sticky tape on people's feet without consulting those people
> first? That is madness!!
>
Or maybe someone dropped some on the floor and it got stuck on my shoes? 
Nah, let's go with your theory, reason be damned. And it's much more fun 
to come up with Dutch invisible gnome-people trying to tape innocent 
bystanders feet together. Always make sure it's unfalsifiable, so they 
can't prove a negative.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> So are you saying that there are people running around the Netherlands
>> sticking sticky tape on people's feet without consulting those people
>> first? That is madness!!
>>
> Or maybe someone dropped some on the floor and it got stuck on my shoes? 
> Nah, let's go with your theory, reason be damned. And it's much more fun 
> to come up with Dutch invisible gnome-people trying to tape innocent 
> bystanders feet together. Always make sure it's unfalsifiable, so they 
> can't prove a negative.

WHAT!? There are invisible gnome-people in the Netherlands these 
days!!???? The for sure must have escaped from this amusement park 
near you!! We all know what this means, it's A Call To Arms!! Where's 
the phone book when you need it?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 12-4-2011 19:06, ervaqre schreef:
>>> So are you saying that there are people running around the Netherlands
>>> sticking sticky tape on people's feet without consulting those people
>>> first? That is madness!!
>>>
>> Or maybe someone dropped some on the floor and it got stuck on my shoes?
>> Nah, let's go with your theory, reason be damned. And it's much more fun
>> to come up with Dutch invisible gnome-people trying to tape innocent
>> bystanders feet together. Always make sure it's unfalsifiable, so they
>> can't prove a negative.
>
> WHAT!? There are invisible gnome-people in the Netherlands these
> days!!???? The for sure must have escaped from this amusement park
> near you!! We all know what this means, it's A Call To Arms!! Where's
> the phone book when you need it?
>
There's no amusement park near me. At least not the last time I checked.

The phone book got replaced by a slimmed down version (with smaller 
regions) that got replaced by CD-ROM containing all phone numbers that 
got replaced by a website that got replaced by an app. This app you can 
put on a phone, without breaking it, something that would surely happen 
if you put one physical phone book per region on your phone. This is why 
old phones were built much more sturdy than these small plastic/glass 
GSM-things.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> WHAT!? There are invisible gnome-people in the Netherlands these
>> days!!???? The for sure must have escaped from this amusement park
>> near you!! We all know what this means, it's A Call To Arms!! Where's
>> the phone book when you need it?
>>
> There's no amusement park near me. At least not the last time I checked.
>
> The phone book got replaced by a slimmed down version (with smaller 
> regions) that got replaced by CD-ROM containing all phone numbers that 
> got replaced by a website that got replaced by an app. This app you can 
> put on a phone, without breaking it, something that would surely happen 
> if you put one physical phone book per region on your phone. This is why 
> old phones were built much more sturdy than these small plastic/glass 
> GSM-things.

WHAT? Don't you live below those rivers? In those regions of the 
Nether Lands where they cannot pronounce the G properly? And don't 
they have some famous amusement park there?

And hey, I have a semi-glass GSM-thing. I have one with a physicial 
keyboard because I just can't stand touch screen stuff, but it has 
internet, high-quality camera, music, video, but less porn than some 
of the females I encounter here. Yet, it is sturdy.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 23-4-2011 20:04, ervaqre schreef:
>>> WHAT!? There are invisible gnome-people in the Netherlands these
>>> days!!???? The for sure must have escaped from this amusement park
>>> near you!! We all know what this means, it's A Call To Arms!! Where's
>>> the phone book when you need it?
>>>
>> There's no amusement park near me. At least not the last time I checked.
>>
>> The phone book got replaced by a slimmed down version (with smaller
>> regions) that got replaced by CD-ROM containing all phone numbers that
>> got replaced by a website that got replaced by an app. This app you can
>> put on a phone, without breaking it, something that would surely happen
>> if you put one physical phone book per region on your phone. This is why
>> old phones were built much more sturdy than these small plastic/glass
>> GSM-things.
>
> WHAT? Don't you live below those rivers? In those regions of the
> Nether Lands where they cannot pronounce the G properly? And don't
> they have some famous amusement park there?

Where I live, the G is pronounced properly and not as if someone is 
trying to choke you. Nor does the R sound like you're being run over by 
a steamroller. Any amusement park is too far to go on foot and most 
won't even try on our national transportation system: the bicycle.

> And hey, I have a semi-glass GSM-thing. I have one with a physicial
> keyboard because I just can't stand touch screen stuff, but it has
> internet, high-quality camera, music, video, but less porn than some
> of the females I encounter here. Yet, it is sturdy.
>
I get it, you're not the touchy feely kind.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> WHAT? Don't you live below those rivers? In those regions of the
>> Nether Lands where they cannot pronounce the G properly? And don't
>> they have some famous amusement park there?
>
> Where I live, the G is pronounced properly and not as if someone is 
> trying to choke you. Nor does the R sound like you're being run over by 
> a steamroller. Any amusement park is too far to go on foot and most 
> won't even try on our national transportation system: the bicycle.

But the G is supposed to sound as if somebody is trying to choke you. 
And the R is some sort of machinery at work indeed. How else could you 
be able to say you're from "Ggggrrrroningen" or "Ggggrrrrrrn" as we 
say it?

>> And hey, I have a semi-glass GSM-thing. I have one with a physicial
>> keyboard because I just can't stand touch screen stuff, but it has
>> internet, high-quality camera, music, video, but less porn than some
>> of the females I encounter here. Yet, it is sturdy.
>>
> I get it, you're not the touchy feely kind.

Well, I have this idea that when you press buttons, they should 
actually go down.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 4-5-2011 19:20, ervaqre schreef:
>>> WHAT? Don't you live below those rivers? In those regions of the
>>> Nether Lands where they cannot pronounce the G properly? And don't
>>> they have some famous amusement park there?
>>
>> Where I live, the G is pronounced properly and not as if someone is
>> trying to choke you. Nor does the R sound like you're being run over by
>> a steamroller. Any amusement park is too far to go on foot and most
>> won't even try on our national transportation system: the bicycle.
>
> But the G is supposed to sound as if somebody is trying to choke you.
> And the R is some sort of machinery at work indeed. How else could you
> be able to say you're from "Ggggrrrroningen" or "Ggggrrrrrrn" as we
> say it?

I thought it was pronounced Gruninguh. Although there might be a silent 
w in there.

>>> And hey, I have a semi-glass GSM-thing. I have one with a physicial
>>> keyboard because I just can't stand touch screen stuff, but it has
>>> internet, high-quality camera, music, video, but less porn than some
>>> of the females I encounter here. Yet, it is sturdy.
>>>
>> I get it, you're not the touchy feely kind.
>
> Well, I have this idea that when you press buttons, they should
> actually go down.
>
I just hope Buttons isn't the name of your two pet chimpanzees.

-- 
Danny.

On 2010-12-29 15:09:47 +0000, deblon <deb...@gmail.com> said:

> i'm back.  etc.
> 
> 
> 
> ~deblon

*hugs*

-- 

D.

There is no manual for Earth marked 'Read Me First"

Gusty is a mighty pirate...

>> i'm back.  etc.
>> 
>> ~deblon
>
> *hugs*

NO HUGGING IN HERE ABUSE SENT OKAY

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Den 08-10-2011 08:05, ervaqre skrev:
> Gusty is a mighty pirate...
>
>>> i'm back.  etc.
>>>
>>> ~deblon
>>
>> *hugs*
>
> NO HUGGING IN HERE ABUSE SENT OKAY

Tree hugging only!


-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen
I'm selling these fine leather jackets.
Expect the unexpected!

Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>>>> ~deblon
>>>
>>> *hugs*
>>
>> NO HUGGING IN HERE ABUSE SENT OKAY
>
> Tree hugging only!

HURG!!!!!!

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 27-12-2011 7:04, ervaqre schreef:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...
>
>>>>> ~deblon
>>>>
>>>> *hugs*
>>>
>>> NO HUGGING IN HERE ABUSE SENT OKAY
>>
>> Tree hugging only!
>
> HURG!!!!!!
>
No, no, no, son, it's without the R. It's HUG not HURG. I swear boy, I 
say, you've been spending sooo much time in that there China country. 
You, sir, are starting to get an accent.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pilate...

>>> Tlee hugging only!
>>
>> HULG!!!!!!
>>
> No, no, no, son, it's without the L. It's HUG not HULG. I sweal boy,I 
> say, you've been spending soo much time in that there China countly. 
> You, sil, are stalting to get an accent.

Oh yeah? I am still a sculvy pilate!! ALLL!!!! ALLLLLL!!! Shivel me 
timbels !!! And who ale you to cliticize the gleat dictatol's accent? 
You newbie! The LLLLL even says you'le only a sixteen yeal old blat!

ALLLL!!!! ALLLLLLLLL!!!! QUAKE IN FEAL!! QUAKE IN FEAL!! MELE MOLTAL!!

-- 
elvaqle is teh wicked

Op 27-12-2011 17:53, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Tlee hugging only!
>>>
>>> HULG!!!!!!
>>>
>> No, no, no, son, it's without the L. It's HUG not HULG. I sweal boy,I
>> say, you've been spending soo much time in that there China countly.
>> You, sil, are stalting to get an accent.
>
> Oh yeah? I am still a sculvy pilate!! ALLL!!!! ALLLLLL!!! Shivel me
> timbels !!! And who ale you to cliticize the gleat dictatol's accent?
> You newbie! The LLLLL even says you'le only a sixteen yeal old blat!
>
> ALLLL!!!! ALLLLLLLLL!!!! QUAKE IN FEAL!! QUAKE IN FEAL!! MELE MOLTAL!!
>
ROR.

-- 
Danny.

Den 27-12-2011 17:53, ervaqre skrev:
> DG is a mighty pilate...
>
>>>> Tlee hugging only!
>>>
>>> HULG!!!!!!
>>>
>> No, no, no, son, it's without the L. It's HUG not HULG. I sweal boy,I
>> say, you've been spending soo much time in that there China countly.
>> You, sil, are stalting to get an accent.
>
> Oh yeah? I am still a sculvy pilate!! ALLL!!!! ALLLLLL!!! Shivel me
> timbels !!! And who ale you to cliticize the gleat dictatol's accent?
> You newbie! The LLLLL even says you'le only a sixteen yeal old blat!
>
> ALLLL!!!! ALLLLLLLLL!!!! QUAKE IN FEAL!! QUAKE IN FEAL!! MELE MOLTAL!!

Have you begun wearing Mao shoes too?

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen
I'm selling these fine leather jackets.
Expect the unexpected!

Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>>> say, you've been spending soo much time in that there China countly.
>>> You, sil, are stalting to get an accent.
>>
>> Oh yeah? I am still a sculvy pilate!! ALLL!!!! ALLLLLL!!! Shivel me
>> timbels !!! And who ale you to cliticize the gleat dictatol's accent?
>> You newbie! The LLLLL even says you'le only a sixteen yeal old blat!
>>
>> ALLLL!!!! ALLLLLLLLL!!!! QUAKE IN FEAL!! QUAKE IN FEAL!! MELE MOLTAL!!
>
> Have you begun wearing Mao shoes too?

No, as of now I am still wearing my Harley's whenever I go outside.

VRRRROOOMMM!!

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Op 29-12-2011 12:42, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> say, you've been spending soo much time in that there China countly.
>>>> You, sil, are stalting to get an accent.
>>>
>>> Oh yeah? I am still a sculvy pilate!! ALLL!!!! ALLLLLL!!! Shivel me
>>> timbels !!! And who ale you to cliticize the gleat dictatol's accent?
>>> You newbie! The LLLLL even says you'le only a sixteen yeal old blat!
>>>
>>> ALLLL!!!! ALLLLLLLLL!!!! QUAKE IN FEAL!! QUAKE IN FEAL!! MELE MOLTAL!!
>>
>> Have you begun wearing Mao shoes too?
>
> No, as of now I am still wearing my Harley's whenever I go outside.
>
> VRRRROOOMMM!!
>
I assume you mean a jacket or socks or something. Otherwise you'd be out 
GaGa-ing Lady GaGa, only less masculine.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> Have you begun wearing Mao shoes too?
>>
>> No, as of now I am still wearing my Harley's whenever I go outside.
>>
>> VRRRROOOMMM!!
>>
> I assume you mean a jacket or socks or something. Otherwise you'd be out 
> GaGa-ing Lady GaGa, only less masculine.

Ah? No sir, I have real Harley Davidson winter boots!

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
ervaqre is lord of teh underworlds
ervaqre destroys of your teeth

Op 5-1-2012 18:29, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Have you begun wearing Mao shoes too?
>>>
>>> No, as of now I am still wearing my Harley's whenever I go outside.
>>>
>>> VRRRROOOMMM!!
>>>
>> I assume you mean a jacket or socks or something. Otherwise you'd be out
>> GaGa-ing Lady GaGa, only less masculine.
>
> Ah? No sir, I have real Harley Davidson winter boots!
>
Made in Real China, no doubt. Instead of Fake China.

What material are they made of? Not china, of course, but fabric, 
leather, (fake) fur and/or rubber that kind of stuff.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> Ah? No sir, I have real Harley Davidson winter boots!
>>
> Made in Real China, no doubt. Instead of Fake China.
>
> What material are they made of? Not china, of course, but fabric, 
> leather, (fake) fur and/or rubber that kind of stuff.

It seems to be real leather, apart from the sole which apparently is 
made from some sort of rubber that easily breaks into pieces. As long 
as temperatures do not get above zero however, the snow that gets 
stuck in the cracks of the sole does not melt, and since these 
Harley's are still warm enough when it's -30, have served me for three 
winters already, and only cost €16 a pair, I would say it's a real 
bargain. If you want I can help you set up a supply chain, so you can 
sell them in the Netherlands for €160 a pair.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
ervaqre is lord of teh underworlds
ervaqre destroys of your teeth

Op 11-1-2012 19:55, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Shake it real hard, it'll become an ex-box.
>>>
>>> You just chose ex-box because you can't make a pun with Wii.
>>>
>> I can, but it'd be only a wii little pun.
>
> Despite being Nintendo fan, I've never actually wanted a Wii. Then
> again, the last computer game I played was Unreal Tournament.
>
Yet the Wii was (maybe still is) the most popular of the current 
consoles. Yet serious gamers only consider buying a PS3, 360 or PC. A 
Wii is the Christmas gift they get because the parents are sure that 
that's the one they didn't have yet. Turns out there's another one in 
the attic, never used.

-- 
Danny.

Op 11-1-2012 20:04, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Ah? No sir, I have real Harley Davidson winter boots!
>>>
>> Made in Real China, no doubt. Instead of Fake China.
>>
>> What material are they made of? Not china, of course, but fabric,
>> leather, (fake) fur and/or rubber that kind of stuff.
>
> It seems to be real leather, apart from the sole which apparently is
> made from some sort of rubber that easily breaks into pieces. As long
> as temperatures do not get above zero however, the snow that gets
> stuck in the cracks of the sole does not melt, and since these
> Harley's are still warm enough when it's -30, have served me for three
> winters already, and only cost €16 a pair, I would say it's a real
> bargain. If you want I can help you set up a supply chain, so you can
> sell them in the Netherlands for €160 a pair.
>
I think we wouldn't turn a profit even at €160. The lawyers we'll need 
for fighting Harley Davidson lawsuits will be very expensive. Unless we 
rename the boots to Harloy Davidsen with a sharpie.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> winters already, and only cost €16 a pair, I would say it's a real
>> bargain. If you want I can help you set up a supply chain, so you can
>> sell them in the Netherlands for €160 a pair.
>>
> I think we wouldn't turn a profit even at €160. The lawyers we'll need 
> for fighting Harley Davidson lawsuits will be very expensive. Unless we 
> rename the boots to Harloy Davidsen with a sharpie.

How about renaming them to Chinese motorcycles, like Lifan? I'm sure 
Dutch people would just love to walk around in Lifan boots. If not, 
use your marketing skills.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
ervaqre is lord of teh underworlds
ervaqre destroys of your teeth

Op 19-1-2012 18:04, ervaqre schreef:
>>> winters already, and only cost €16 a pair, I would say it's a real
>>> bargain. If you want I can help you set up a supply chain, so you can
>>> sell them in the Netherlands for €160 a pair.
>>>
>> I think we wouldn't turn a profit even at €160. The lawyers we'll need
>> for fighting Harley Davidson lawsuits will be very expensive. Unless we
>> rename the boots to Harloy Davidsen with a sharpie.
>
> How about renaming them to Chinese motorcycles, like Lifan? I'm sure
> Dutch people would just love to walk around in Lifan boots. If not,
> use your marketing skills.
>
My marketing skills are severely limited, especially when it comes to 
stuff I wouldn't buy in a million years.

-- 
Danny.

Op 19-1-2012 18:14, ervaqre schreef:
>>> Despite being Nintendo fan, I've never actually wanted a Wii. Then
>>> again, the last computer game I played was Unreal Tournament.
>>>
>> Yet the Wii was (maybe still is) the most popular of the current
>> consoles. Yet serious gamers only consider buying a PS3, 360 or PC. A
>> Wii is the Christmas gift they get because the parents are sure that
>> that's the one they didn't have yet. Turns out there's another one in
>> the attic, never used.
>
> It's a shame though. I really like Nintendo, and some of their own
> games are really, really good, but as far as consoles go they seem to
> be focusing too much on peripherals.
>
> Then again, I am somebody who considers the early 1990s as the Golden
> Age of computer games, so perhaps I should not be take seriously.
>
I kind of agree about the early 90's being the Golden Age. Don't get me 
wrong: today's games are much better looking, run much smoother and do 
things we were only dreaming of back then. But it tends to lack simple 
addictive game play.

Too many buttons and combo's to bash in. Long film clips between levels. 
Games that can only be played online, via Facebook or need an internet 
connection to check if you have a legal copy and then still fails. 
Though there is a lot of "casual gaming", stuff like Angry Birds.

I prefer games like Civilization, they don't just look better, increased 
complexity is actually an improvement in games like that. But I don't 
play enough games, I guess, to have a good view on what's up in game-land.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a mighty pirate...

>> How about renaming them to Chinese motorcycles, like Lifan? I'm sure
>> Dutch people would just love to walk around in Lifan boots. If not,
>> use your marketing skills.
>>
> My marketing skills are severely limited, especially when it comes to 
> stuff I wouldn't buy in a million years.

You don't buy motorcycles nor boots? Are you even male?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
ervaqre is lord of teh underworlds
ervaqre destroys of your teeth

Op 20-2-2012 5:13, ervaqre schreef:
>>> How about renaming them to Chinese motorcycles, like Lifan? I'm sure
>>> Dutch people would just love to walk around in Lifan boots. If not,
>>> use your marketing skills.
>>>
>> My marketing skills are severely limited, especially when it comes to
>> stuff I wouldn't buy in a million years.
>
> You don't buy motorcycles nor boots? Are you even male?
>
I prefer sneakers to boots and a motorcycle would make me a permanent 
resident in the graveyard. With boots and a motorcycle, I'd be a dead 
man walking.

-- 
Danny.