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sigh
#242466
Author: deblon
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2010 15:09
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i'm back.  etc.



~deblon
Re: sigh
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Author: DG
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2010 17:48
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Op 29-12-2010 16:09, deblon schreef:
> i'm back. etc.

Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes some guy from 
China breaks through the great firewall and imitates Reinder.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242467
Author: deblon
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2010 21:35
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On 12/29/2010 12:48 PM, DG wrote:
> Op 29-12-2010 16:09, deblon schreef:
>> i'm back. etc.
>
> Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes some
> guy from China breaks through the great firewall and imitates Reinder.
>

who's reinder?

~deblon
Re: sigh
#242469
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2010 21:53
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Op 29-12-2010 22:35, deblon schreef:
>>> i'm back. etc.
>>
>> Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes some
>> guy from China breaks through the great firewall and imitates Reinder.
>>
>
> who's reinder?
>
Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal looking parents.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242470
Author: deblon
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2010 12:07
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On 12/29/2010 4:53 PM, DG wrote:
> Op 29-12-2010 22:35, deblon schreef:
>>>> i'm back. etc.
>>>
>>> Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes some
>>> guy from China breaks through the great firewall and imitates Reinder.
>>>
>>
>> who's reinder?
>>
> Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal
> looking parents.
>

/shakes head
no, not ringing a bell.  is he a newbie?

~ginger
Re: sigh
#242471
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2010 14:02
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Op 30-12-2010 13:07, deblon schreef:
>>>>> i'm back. etc.
>>>>
>>>> Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes some
>>>> guy from China breaks through the great firewall and imitates Reinder.
>>>>
>>>
>>> who's reinder?
>>>
>> Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal
>> looking parents.
>>
>
> /shakes head
> no, not ringing a bell. is he a newbie?

Yes, most probably. Hasn't done the trials yet. Doubt he'd make it through. He 
seems like the choke-on-a-pretzel type. That pretzel would remedy his Tourette's 
'till Pixel does one of his patented boy scout Heimlich maneuvers.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242472
Author: deblon
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2010 00:14
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On 12/30/2010 9:02 AM, DG wrote:
> Op 30-12-2010 13:07, deblon schreef:
>>>>>> i'm back. etc.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes
>>>>> some
>>>>> guy from China breaks through the great firewall and imitates Reinder.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> who's reinder?
>>>>
>>> Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal
>>> looking parents.
>>>
>>
>> /shakes head
>> no, not ringing a bell. is he a newbie?
>
> Yes, most probably. Hasn't done the trials yet. Doubt he'd make it
> through. He seems like the choke-on-a-pretzel type. That pretzel would
> remedy his Tourette's 'till Pixel does one of his patented boy scout
> Heimlich maneuvers.
>

and who are you?

~deblon
Re: sigh
#242473
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2010 04:59
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Op 31-12-2010 1:14, deblon schreef:
>>>>>>> i'm back. etc.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes
>>>>>> some
>>>>>> guy from China breaks through the great firewall and imitates Reinder.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> who's reinder?
>>>>>
>>>> Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal
>>>> looking parents.
>>>>
>>>
>>> /shakes head
>>> no, not ringing a bell. is he a newbie?
>>
>> Yes, most probably. Hasn't done the trials yet. Doubt he'd make it
>> through. He seems like the choke-on-a-pretzel type. That pretzel would
>> remedy his Tourette's 'till Pixel does one of his patented boy scout
>> Heimlich maneuvers.
>>
>
> and who are you?

The other Dutch guy.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242474
Author: deblon
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2010 11:33
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On 12/30/2010 11:59 PM, DG wrote:
> Op 31-12-2010 1:14, deblon schreef:
>>>>>>>> i'm back. etc.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes
>>>>>>> some
>>>>>>> guy from China breaks through the great firewall and imitates
>>>>>>> Reinder.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> who's reinder?
>>>>>>
>>>>> Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal
>>>>> looking parents.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> /shakes head
>>>> no, not ringing a bell. is he a newbie?
>>>
>>> Yes, most probably. Hasn't done the trials yet. Doubt he'd make it
>>> through. He seems like the choke-on-a-pretzel type. That pretzel would
>>> remedy his Tourette's 'till Pixel does one of his patented boy scout
>>> Heimlich maneuvers.
>>>
>>
>> and who are you?
>
> The other Dutch guy.
>

well listen, other dutch guy, when i go to all the trouble of finding a 
free server and installing something on my computer to read it, i expect 
more posts in aglami.  i also want current emails and/or usernames for 
whatever im program aglami people are using these days.  it's 
practically a new year.  contact has to be made before it's too late!

~ginger
Re: sigh
#242475
Author: DG
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2010 12:13
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Op 31-12-2010 12:33, deblon schreef:
>>>>>>>>> i'm back. etc.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes
>>>>>>>> some
>>>>>>>> guy from China breaks through the great firewall and imitates
>>>>>>>> Reinder.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> who's reinder?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal
>>>>>> looking parents.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> /shakes head
>>>>> no, not ringing a bell. is he a newbie?
>>>>
>>>> Yes, most probably. Hasn't done the trials yet. Doubt he'd make it
>>>> through. He seems like the choke-on-a-pretzel type. That pretzel would
>>>> remedy his Tourette's 'till Pixel does one of his patented boy scout
>>>> Heimlich maneuvers.
>>>>
>>>
>>> and who are you?
>>
>> The other Dutch guy.
>>
>
> well listen, other dutch guy, when i go to all the trouble of finding a free
> server and installing something on my computer to read it, i expect more posts
> in aglami. i also want current emails and/or usernames for whatever im program
> aglami people are using these days. it's practically a new year. contact has to
> be made before it's too late!
>
Hold on, Stranger of the Blond persuasion, how do we know this isn't an e-mail 
scam? And even if you're legit, you're acting as if 2012 is upon us (also a 
scam). So I haven't sent you any e-mail in which I forgot to mention I use aMsn 
(a somewhat MSN-compatible thingy) for which I use a different, rather warm, 
Microsoft related address.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242476
Author: deblon
Date: Sun, 02 Jan 2011 15:18
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On 12/31/2010 7:13 AM, DG wrote:
> Op 31-12-2010 12:33, deblon schreef:
>>>>>>>>>> i'm back. etc.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes
>>>>>>>>> some
>>>>>>>>> guy from China breaks through the great firewall and imitates
>>>>>>>>> Reinder.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> who's reinder?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal
>>>>>>> looking parents.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> /shakes head
>>>>>> no, not ringing a bell. is he a newbie?
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes, most probably. Hasn't done the trials yet. Doubt he'd make it
>>>>> through. He seems like the choke-on-a-pretzel type. That pretzel would
>>>>> remedy his Tourette's 'till Pixel does one of his patented boy scout
>>>>> Heimlich maneuvers.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> and who are you?
>>>
>>> The other Dutch guy.
>>>
>>
>> well listen, other dutch guy, when i go to all the trouble of finding
>> a free
>> server and installing something on my computer to read it, i expect
>> more posts
>> in aglami. i also want current emails and/or usernames for whatever im
>> program
>> aglami people are using these days. it's practically a new year.
>> contact has to
>> be made before it's too late!
>>
> Hold on, Stranger of the Blond persuasion, how do we know this isn't an
> e-mail scam? And even if you're legit, you're acting as if 2012 is upon
> us (also a scam). So I haven't sent you any e-mail in which I forgot to
> mention I use aMsn (a somewhat MSN-compatible thingy) for which I use a
> different, rather warm, Microsoft related address.
>

your riddles are no match for me, other dutch guy.  so there.

~deblon
Re: sigh
#242477
Author: DG
Date: Sun, 02 Jan 2011 18:31
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Op 2-1-2011 16:18, deblon schreef:
>>>>>>>>>>> i'm back. etc.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yes, well, as you can see it's rather quiet here. Though sometimes
>>>>>>>>>> some
>>>>>>>>>> guy from China breaks through the great firewall and imitates
>>>>>>>>>> Reinder.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> who's reinder?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Allegedly someone from the country of Pixel with remarkably normal
>>>>>>>> looking parents.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> /shakes head
>>>>>>> no, not ringing a bell. is he a newbie?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes, most probably. Hasn't done the trials yet. Doubt he'd make it
>>>>>> through. He seems like the choke-on-a-pretzel type. That pretzel would
>>>>>> remedy his Tourette's 'till Pixel does one of his patented boy scout
>>>>>> Heimlich maneuvers.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> and who are you?
>>>>
>>>> The other Dutch guy.
>>>>
>>>
>>> well listen, other dutch guy, when i go to all the trouble of finding
>>> a free
>>> server and installing something on my computer to read it, i expect
>>> more posts
>>> in aglami. i also want current emails and/or usernames for whatever im
>>> program
>>> aglami people are using these days. it's practically a new year.
>>> contact has to
>>> be made before it's too late!
>>>
>> Hold on, Stranger of the Blond persuasion, how do we know this isn't an
>> e-mail scam? And even if you're legit, you're acting as if 2012 is upon
>> us (also a scam). So I haven't sent you any e-mail in which I forgot to
>> mention I use aMsn (a somewhat MSN-compatible thingy) for which I use a
>> different, rather warm, Microsoft related address.
>>
>
> your riddles are no match for me, other dutch guy. so there.
>
I should have paid as much attention to Adam West as you did.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242490
Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2011 01:11
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> Yes, most probably. Hasn't done the trials yet. Doubt he'd make it
>>> through. He seems like the choke-on-a-pretzel type. That pretzel would
>>> remedy his Tourette's 'till Pixel does one of his patented boy scout
>>> Heimlich maneuvers.
>>
>> and who are you?
>
> The other Dutch guy.

Another Dutch guy? I can't believe it. Are you even in the RRRRR?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: sigh
#242486
Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2011 01:15
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DG is a mighty pirate...

> scam). So I haven't sent you any e-mail in which I forgot to mention I use aMsn 
> (a somewhat MSN-compatible thingy) for which I use a different, rather warm, 

Isn't aMSN this program that looks almost identical to the Microsoft 
program? If so, then why would you use it? Or does it also support 
things like IRC, ICQ, Facebook (who uses that?), etc?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: sigh
#242478
Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2011 01:16
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TRIM YOUR QUOTES!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAHH!!!

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: sigh
#242491
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2011 10:45
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Op 4-1-2011 2:11, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Yes, most probably. Hasn't done the trials yet. Doubt he'd make it
>>>> through. He seems like the choke-on-a-pretzel type. That pretzel would
>>>> remedy his Tourette's 'till Pixel does one of his patented boy scout
>>>> Heimlich maneuvers.
>>>
>>> and who are you?
>>
>> The other Dutch guy.
>
> Another Dutch guy? I can't believe it. Are you even in the RRRRR?
>
I used to be. When I wasn't 16. I'm still not 16.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242484
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2011 10:48
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Op 4-1-2011 2:15, ervaqre schreef:
>> scam). So I haven't sent you any e-mail in which I forgot to mention I use aMsn
>> (a somewhat MSN-compatible thingy) for which I use a different, rather warm,
>
> Isn't aMSN this program that looks almost identical to the Microsoft
> program? If so, then why would you use it? Or does it also support
> things like IRC, ICQ, Facebook (who uses that?), etc?
>
Nope, it doesn't look exactly the same. It is similar but without banners, pop 
ups and crap. It does less. No voice but some video and hardly any file sending. 
Just what I need. Something that doesn't make my computer slow down with stupid 
stuff. I don't even want to join any other social media stuff, not as long as 
the Usenet is fully functional.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242479
Author: DG
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2011 10:49
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Op 4-1-2011 2:16, ervaqre schreef:
> TRIM YOUR QUOTES!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAHH!!!
>
You're the omnipotent one, you do it! We mere mortals have such a short time on 
this planet, we shouldn't waste it on trimming quotes.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
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Author: Zčh Mwâh
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2011 20:48
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On Tue, 04 Jan 2011 11:45:03 +0100, DG
<dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>>>> Yes, most probably. Hasn't done the trials yet. Doubt he'd make it
>>>>> through. He seems like the choke-on-a-pretzel type. That pretzel would
>>>>> remedy his Tourette's 'till Pixel does one of his patented boy scout
>>>>> Heimlich maneuvers.
>>>>
>>>> and who are you?
>>>
>>> The other Dutch guy.
>>
>> Another Dutch guy? I can't believe it. Are you even in the RRRRR?
>>
>I used to be. When I wasn't 16. I'm still not 16.

There is a current RRRRR?

You must surely be joking...



-- 
Zèh Mwâh

"Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and
   I'm about to close the case."
Re: sigh
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Author: DG
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2011 22:34
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Op 10-1-2011 21:48, Zèh Mwâh schreef:
>>>>>> Yes, most probably. Hasn't done the trials yet. Doubt he'd make it
>>>>>> through. He seems like the choke-on-a-pretzel type. That pretzel would
>>>>>> remedy his Tourette's 'till Pixel does one of his patented boy scout
>>>>>> Heimlich maneuvers.
>>>>>
>>>>> and who are you?
>>>>
>>>> The other Dutch guy.
>>>
>>> Another Dutch guy? I can't believe it. Are you even in the RRRRR?
>>>
>> I used to be. When I wasn't 16. I'm still not 16.
>
> There is a current RRRRR?
>
> You must surely be joking...
>
The only correct response to that is: don't call me Shirley!

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242480
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2011 17:47
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DG is a mighty pirate...

> You're the omnipotent one, you do it! We mere mortals have such a short time on 
> this planet, we shouldn't waste it on trimming quotes.

well, I have a new problem now, apart from the mental problems that 
is. let me make it crystal clear to you: 我饿死了!

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: sigh
#242494
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2011 17:51
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Zèh Mwâh is a mighty pirate...

>>> Another Dutch guy? I can't believe it. Are you even in the RRRRR?
>>>
>>I used to be. When I wasn't 16. I'm still not 16.
>
> There is a current RRRRR?
>
> You must surely be joking...

I'm working on it, okay?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: sigh
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Author: DG
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2011 23:28
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Op 18-2-2011 18:47, ervaqre schreef:
>> You're the omnipotent one, you do it! We mere mortals have such a short time on
>> this planet, we shouldn't waste it on trimming quotes.
>
> well, I have a new problem now, apart from the mental problems that
> is. let me make it crystal clear to you: 我饿死了!
>
我饿死了! is not Klingon (or Dutch as I'd rather call it).

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
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Author: DG
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2011 23:29
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Op 18-2-2011 18:50, ervaqre schreef:
>>> program? If so, then why would you use it? Or does it also support
>>> things like IRC, ICQ, Facebook (who uses that?), etc?
>>>
>> Nope, it doesn't look exactly the same. It is similar but without banners, pop
>> ups and crap. It does less. No voice but some video and hardly any file sending.
>> Just what I need. Something that doesn't make my computer slow down with stupid
>> stuff. I don't even want to join any other social media stuff, not as long as
>> the Usenet is fully functional.
>
> I haven't touched MS Windows in several years, but I believe there
> were several patches out there that removed everything undesirable
> from MSN, so that might have the same effect as using aMSN. not sure
> if they're still around though.
>
Removing everythin undesirable from MSN would mean removing, ehr, well, 
EVERYTHING!!!

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242482
Author: ervaqre
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2011 16:55
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>> well, I have a new problem now, apart from the mental problems that
>> is. let me make it crystal clear to you: 我饿死了!
>>
> 我饿死了! is not Klingon (or Dutch as I'd rather call it).

Let's go to the caves man!! THe caves are waiting for us! WHERE ARE 
THE TORCHES!?! Darkness awaits us. Ohhhooo.. Perchance there be 
goblins!! Hehehehe.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: sigh
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2011 16:57
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>> I haven't touched MS Windows in several years, but I believe there
>> were several patches out there that removed everything undesirable
>> from MSN, so that might have the same effect as using aMSN. not sure
>> if they're still around though.
>>
> Removing everythin undesirable from MSN would mean removing, ehr, well, 
> EVERYTHING!!!

I assume you still connect to their servers! How about replacing it 
with Microsoft Comic Chat instead?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: sigh
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Author: DG
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2011 18:23
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Op 19-2-2011 17:55, ervaqre schreef:
>>> well, I have a new problem now, apart from the mental problems that
>>> is. let me make it crystal clear to you: 我饿死了!
>>>
>> 我饿死了! is not Klingon (or Dutch as I'd rather call it).
>
> Let's go to the caves man!! THe caves are waiting for us! WHERE ARE
> THE TORCHES!?! Darkness awaits us. Ohhhooo.. Perchance there be
> goblins!! Hehehehe.
>
With our luck we'll run into Osama Bin Laden just at the moment the Americans 
catch up with him.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
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Author: DG
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2011 18:25
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Op 19-2-2011 17:57, ervaqre schreef:
>>> I haven't touched MS Windows in several years, but I believe there
>>> were several patches out there that removed everything undesirable
>>> from MSN, so that might have the same effect as using aMSN. not sure
>>> if they're still around though.
>>>
>> Removing everythin undesirable from MSN would mean removing, ehr, well,
>> EVERYTHING!!!
>
> I assume you still connect to their servers! How about replacing it
> with Microsoft Comic Chat instead?
>
Microsoft Comic Sans Serif is the default font, so you know everybody talks in a 
happy, informal way.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242489
Author: ervaqre
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2011 18:43
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>> I assume you still connect to their servers! How about replacing it
>> with Microsoft Comic Chat instead?
>>
> Microsoft Comic Sans Serif is the default font, so you know everybody talks in a 
> happy, informal way.

And it was just awesome. Just look at some of the screenshots:

http://kurlander.net/DJ/Projects/ComicChat/resources.html

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: sigh
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Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Sat, 22 Oct 2011 22:40
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Den 08-10-2011 08:03, ervaqre skrev:
> Zèh Mwâh is a mighty pirate...
>
>>>> Another Dutch guy? I can't believe it. Are you even in the RRRRR?
>>>>
>>> I used to be. When I wasn't 16. I'm still not 16.
>>
>> There is a current RRRRR?
>>
>> You must surely be joking...
>
> I almost finished it, but my brain is leaking.

Get an electronic leak tester and see whether it is leaking helium or 
CO2. In case it is CO2 we will have to kill you to protect the environment.


-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen
I'm selling these fine leather jackets.
Expect the unexpected!
Re: sigh
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 27 Dec 2011 06:07
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>>> You must surely be joking...
>>
>> I almost finished it, but my brain is leaking.
>
> Get an electronic leak tester and see whether it is leaking helium or 
> CO2. In case it is CO2 we will have to kill you to protect the environment.

No, you can buy the emission rights of poor and undeveloped countries. 
How about we buy the emission rights of Aglami, Togo, so that I can 
leak as much as I want?

Okay, who in here has money? Empty your pockets please.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: sigh
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Author: DG
Date: Tue, 27 Dec 2011 12:29
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Op 27-12-2011 7:07, ervaqre schreef:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...
>
>>>> You must surely be joking...
>>>
>>> I almost finished it, but my brain is leaking.
>>
>> Get an electronic leak tester and see whether it is leaking helium or
>> CO2. In case it is CO2 we will have to kill you to protect the environment.
>
> No, you can buy the emission rights of poor and undeveloped countries.
> How about we buy the emission rights of Aglami, Togo, so that I can
> leak as much as I want?
>
> Okay, who in here has money? Empty your pockets please.
>
Wouldn't it be better to buy some better quality emission rights? I mean 
the emission rights of Monaco are bound to be superior to the Togo ones. 
Most people wouldn't want to be caught dead filling third world emission 
rights.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
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Author: ervaqre
Date: Tue, 27 Dec 2011 16:56
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>> No, you can buy the emission rights of poor and undeveloped countries.
>> How about we buy the emission rights of Aglami, Togo, so that I can
>> leak as much as I want?
>>
>> Okay, who in here has money? Empty your pockets please.
>>
> Wouldn't it be better to buy some better quality emission rights? I mean 
> the emission rights of Monaco are bound to be superior to the Togo ones. 
> Most people wouldn't want to be caught dead filling third world emission 
> rights.

How exactly are the emission rights of Monaco superior to those of 
Togo? Does getting hold of the Togo emission rights actually involve 
physically dragging or shipping my body to Togo so that my brain can 
leak over there? In that case, I want to speak to our lawyer! Who is 
our lawyer?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: sigh
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Author: DG
Date: Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:42
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Op 27-12-2011 17:56, ervaqre schreef:
>>> No, you can buy the emission rights of poor and undeveloped countries.
>>> How about we buy the emission rights of Aglami, Togo, so that I can
>>> leak as much as I want?
>>>
>>> Okay, who in here has money? Empty your pockets please.
>>>
>> Wouldn't it be better to buy some better quality emission rights? I mean
>> the emission rights of Monaco are bound to be superior to the Togo ones.
>> Most people wouldn't want to be caught dead filling third world emission
>> rights.
>
> How exactly are the emission rights of Monaco superior to those of
> Togo? Does getting hold of the Togo emission rights actually involve
> physically dragging or shipping my body to Togo so that my brain can
> leak over there? In that case, I want to speak to our lawyer! Who is
> our lawyer?
>
Haven't you ever met people that insist to go to one particular store 
instead of another, claiming the first is better? Even though they sell 
the same exact crap in both stores, only slightly cheaper in the second 
store? Well, it stands to reason then that those same people would 
prefer Monaco emission rights over Togo ones...

To get Togo haul emission rights over, you'll have to steal a bicycle. 
Luckily, there are plenty of those where you are from and where you are now.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242508
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:56
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Den 27-12-2011 07:07, ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...
>
>>>> You must surely be joking...
>>>
>>> I almost finished it, but my brain is leaking.
>>
>> Get an electronic leak tester and see whether it is leaking helium or
>> CO2. In case it is CO2 we will have to kill you to protect the environment.
>
> No, you can buy the emission rights of poor and undeveloped countries.
> How about we buy the emission rights of Aglami, Togo, so that I can
> leak as much as I want?
>
> Okay, who in here has money? Empty your pockets please.

I have some wooden pieces o'eight.

That reminds me, I should soon try out the Monkey Island Special Edition 
PS3 disc I got for christmas.

No wait, it is in a big cardboard box right now...

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen
I'm selling these fine leather jackets.
Expect the unexpected!
Re: sigh
#242507
Author: Rasmus Bøg Hansen
Date: Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:57
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Den 27-12-2011 17:56, ervaqre skrev:
> DG is a mighty pirate...
>
>>> No, you can buy the emission rights of poor and undeveloped countries.
>>> How about we buy the emission rights of Aglami, Togo, so that I can
>>> leak as much as I want?
>>>
>>> Okay, who in here has money? Empty your pockets please.
>>>
>> Wouldn't it be better to buy some better quality emission rights? I mean
>> the emission rights of Monaco are bound to be superior to the Togo ones.
>> Most people wouldn't want to be caught dead filling third world emission
>> rights.
>
> How exactly are the emission rights of Monaco superior to those of
> Togo? Does getting hold of the Togo emission rights actually involve
> physically dragging or shipping my body to Togo so that my brain can
> leak over there? In that case, I want to speak to our lawyer! Who is
> our lawyer?

You could hire Stan.

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen
I'm selling these fine leather jackets.
Expect the unexpected!
Re: sigh
#242509
Author: ervaqre
Date: Thu, 29 Dec 2011 11:47
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>> How exactly are the emission rights of Monaco superior to those of
>> Togo? Does getting hold of the Togo emission rights actually involve
>> physically dragging or shipping my body to Togo so that my brain can
>> leak over there? In that case, I want to speak to our lawyer! Who is
>> our lawyer?
>
> You could hire Stan.

Well, I just finished eating actually.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: sigh
#242514
Author: ervaqre
Date: Thu, 29 Dec 2011 11:47
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>> No, you can buy the emission rights of poor and undeveloped countries.
>> How about we buy the emission rights of Aglami, Togo, so that I can
>> leak as much as I want?
>>
>> Okay, who in here has money? Empty your pockets please.
>
> I have some wooden pieces o'eight.
>
> That reminds me, I should soon try out the Monkey Island Special Edition 
> PS3 disc I got for christmas.
>
> No wait, it is in a big cardboard box right now...

Your PS3 is a big cardboard box?

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
Re: sigh
#242500
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:24
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Op 29-12-2011 12:44, ervaqre schreef:
>>> How exactly are the emission rights of Monaco superior to those of
>>> Togo? Does getting hold of the Togo emission rights actually involve
>>> physically dragging or shipping my body to Togo so that my brain can
>>> leak over there? In that case, I want to speak to our lawyer! Who is
>>> our lawyer?
>>>
>> Haven't you ever met people that insist to go to one particular store
>> instead of another, claiming the first is better? Even though they sell
>> the same exact crap in both stores, only slightly cheaper in the second
>> store? Well, it stands to reason then that those same people would
>> prefer Monaco emission rights over Togo ones...
>>
>> To get Togo haul emission rights over, you'll have to steal a bicycle.
>> Luckily, there are plenty of those where you are from and where you are now.
>
> Is stealing a bicycle a legal requirement to be able to purchase Togo
> emission rights or do you mean I should cycle to Togo? My brain'd done
> leaking by the time I would get there!
>
You'd have to steal the bicycle and then put the emission rights on the 
back of the bike. That way you stay emission-free.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242510
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:25
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Op 29-12-2011 12:47, ervaqre schreef:
>>> How exactly are the emission rights of Monaco superior to those of
>>> Togo? Does getting hold of the Togo emission rights actually involve
>>> physically dragging or shipping my body to Togo so that my brain can
>>> leak over there? In that case, I want to speak to our lawyer! Who is
>>> our lawyer?
>>
>> You could hire Stan.
>
> Well, I just finished eating actually.
>
Spit him out, IMMEDIATELY!

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242515
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:26
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Op 29-12-2011 12:47, ervaqre schreef:
>>> No, you can buy the emission rights of poor and undeveloped countries.
>>> How about we buy the emission rights of Aglami, Togo, so that I can
>>> leak as much as I want?
>>>
>>> Okay, who in here has money? Empty your pockets please.
>>
>> I have some wooden pieces o'eight.
>>
>> That reminds me, I should soon try out the Monkey Island Special Edition
>> PS3 disc I got for christmas.
>>
>> No wait, it is in a big cardboard box right now...
>
> Your PS3 is a big cardboard box?
>
Shake it real hard, it'll become an ex-box.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242501
Author: ervaqre
Date: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 17:34
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> To get Togo haul emission rights over, you'll have to steal a bicycle.
>>> Luckily, there are plenty of those where you are from and where you are now.
>>
>> Is stealing a bicycle a legal requirement to be able to purchase Togo
>> emission rights or do you mean I should cycle to Togo? My brain'd done
>> leaking by the time I would get there!
>>
> You'd have to steal the bicycle and then put the emission rights on the 
> back of the bike. That way you stay emission-free.

How exactly can you put emission rights on the bagagedrager? I'm 
pretty sure the snelbinders on the last bike I owned were not designed 
to keep any rights attached to my bicycle.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
ervaqre is lord of teh underworlds
ervaqre destroys of your teeth
Re: sigh
#242511
Author: ervaqre
Date: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 17:35
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> You could hire Stan.
>>
>> Well, I just finished eating actually.
>>
> Spit him out, IMMEDIATELY!

Too late, he has been through hell already.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
ervaqre is lord of teh underworlds
ervaqre destroys of your teeth
Re: sigh
#242502
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:24
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Op 5-1-2012 18:34, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> To get Togo haul emission rights over, you'll have to steal a bicycle.
>>>> Luckily, there are plenty of those where you are from and where you are now.
>>>
>>> Is stealing a bicycle a legal requirement to be able to purchase Togo
>>> emission rights or do you mean I should cycle to Togo? My brain'd done
>>> leaking by the time I would get there!
>>>
>> You'd have to steal the bicycle and then put the emission rights on the
>> back of the bike. That way you stay emission-free.
>
> How exactly can you put emission rights on the bagagedrager? I'm
> pretty sure the snelbinders on the last bike I owned were not designed
> to keep any rights attached to my bicycle.
>
You won't now 'till you try. So go get some rights now. Maybe try them 
out first with some copyrights then graduate to some heavier stuff like 
human rights.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242512
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:25
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Op 5-1-2012 18:35, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> You could hire Stan.
>>>
>>> Well, I just finished eating actually.
>>>
>> Spit him out, IMMEDIATELY!
>
> Too late, he has been through hell already.
>
With that spicy food you've been having, it was a fiery end, no doubt.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242513
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:28
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Op 5-1-2012 18:36, ervaqre schreef:
>>>> No wait, it is in a big cardboard box right now...
>>>
>>> Your PS3 is a big cardboard box?
>>>
>> Shake it real hard, it'll become an ex-box.
>
> You just chose ex-box because you can't make a pun with Wii.
>
I can, but it'd be only a wii little pun.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242503
Author: ervaqre
Date: Wed, 11 Jan 2012 18:51
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>> How exactly can you put emission rights on the bagagedrager? I'm
>> pretty sure the snelbinders on the last bike I owned were not designed
>> to keep any rights attached to my bicycle.
>>
> You won't now 'till you try. So go get some rights now. Maybe try them 
> out first with some copyrights then graduate to some heavier stuff like 
> human rights.

Hmmm... such a shame though that a while ago I got a phone call from 
my parental house where my most recently owned bicycle had been 
stored, that over the years the bicycle had been turned into some 
rusty junk and as such was thrown away. Then again, I suppose I can 
put those rights in backpack.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
ervaqre is lord of teh underworlds
ervaqre destroys of your teeth
Re: sigh
#242516
Author: ervaqre
Date: Wed, 11 Jan 2012 18:55
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>>> Shake it real hard, it'll become an ex-box.
>>
>> You just chose ex-box because you can't make a pun with Wii.
>>
> I can, but it'd be only a wii little pun.

Despite being Nintendo fan, I've never actually wanted a Wii. Then 
again, the last computer game I played was Unreal Tournament.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
ervaqre is lord of teh underworlds
ervaqre destroys of your teeth
Re: sigh
#242504
Author: DG
Date: Wed, 11 Jan 2012 21:29
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Op 11-1-2012 19:51, ervaqre schreef:
>>> How exactly can you put emission rights on the bagagedrager? I'm
>>> pretty sure the snelbinders on the last bike I owned were not designed
>>> to keep any rights attached to my bicycle.
>>>
>> You won't now 'till you try. So go get some rights now. Maybe try them
>> out first with some copyrights then graduate to some heavier stuff like
>> human rights.
>
> Hmmm... such a shame though that a while ago I got a phone call from
> my parental house where my most recently owned bicycle had been
> stored, that over the years the bicycle had been turned into some
> rusty junk and as such was thrown away. Then again, I suppose I can
> put those rights in backpack.
>
I don't think they threw it out. I think they sold it to someone who 
wanted to transport emission rights from Africa to Europe.

-- 
Danny.
Re: sigh
#242505
Author: ervaqre
Date: Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:06
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DG is a mighty pirate...

>> rusty junk and as such was thrown away. Then again, I suppose I can
>> put those rights in backpack.
>>
> I don't think they threw it out. I think they sold it to someone who 
> wanted to transport emission rights from Africa to Europe.

Oh, no need to worry about that anymore. I just saw on the news that 
the European economy is dying because of too much capitalism and that 
socialism and central planning will triumph after all.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked
ervaqre is lord of teh underworlds
ervaqre destroys of your teeth
Re: sigh
#242506
Author: DG
Date: Thu, 19 Jan 2012 20:33
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Op 19-1-2012 18:06, ervaqre schreef:
>>> rusty junk and as such was thrown away. Then again, I suppose I can
>>> put those rights in backpack.
>>>
>> I don't think they threw it out. I think they sold it to someone who
>> wanted to transport emission rights from Africa to Europe.
>
> Oh, no need to worry about that anymore. I just saw on the news that
> the European economy is dying because of too much capitalism and that
> socialism and central planning will triumph after all.
>
Over here I've heard people blame the stringent American social model, 
giving handouts to people like banks. Because corporations are people too...

-- 
Danny.
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