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Den 12-04-2010 22:31, DG skrev:
> A certain Aglamian seems to have his own product line...
>
> http://lowrez.spreadshirt.de/i+love+pixel

Apparently he also produces monitors. My laptop claimed to have a lot of 
pixels.

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Op 2-5-2010 20:47, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>> A certain Aglamian seems to have his own product line...
>>
>> http://lowrez.spreadshirt.de/i+love+pixel
>
> Apparently he also produces monitors. My laptop claimed to have a lot of
> pixels.
>
Judging the lack of posts by Pixel, it could be dead pixels.

-- 
Danny.

Den 03-05-2010 01:59, DG skrev:
> Op 2-5-2010 20:47, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>> A certain Aglamian seems to have his own product line...
>>>
>>> http://lowrez.spreadshirt.de/i+love+pixel
>>
>> Apparently he also produces monitors. My laptop claimed to have a lot of
>> pixels.
>>
> Judging the lack of posts by Pixel, it could be dead pixels.

Then I should just replace them with new pixels under warranty claim...

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Op 3-5-2010 20:44, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> A certain Aglamian seems to have his own product line...
>>>>
>>>> http://lowrez.spreadshirt.de/i+love+pixel
>>>
>>> Apparently he also produces monitors. My laptop claimed to have a lot of
>>> pixels.
>>>
>> Judging the lack of posts by Pixel, it could be dead pixels.
>
> Then I should just replace them with new pixels under warranty claim...
>
I think Pixel will even in death refuse to be replaced. He'll claim the warranty 
is lies, all LIES!!!

-- 
Danny.

Den 03-05-2010 23:46, DG skrev:
> Op 3-5-2010 20:44, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> A certain Aglamian seems to have his own product line...
>>>>>
>>>>> http://lowrez.spreadshirt.de/i+love+pixel
>>>>
>>>> Apparently he also produces monitors. My laptop claimed to have a
>>>> lot of
>>>> pixels.
>>>>
>>> Judging the lack of posts by Pixel, it could be dead pixels.
>>
>> Then I should just replace them with new pixels under warranty claim...
>>
> I think Pixel will even in death refuse to be replaced. He'll claim the
> warranty is lies, all LIES!!!

Isn't this standard behaviour for electronic equipment and the people 
who produce it?

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Op 8-5-2010 22:53, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>> A certain Aglamian seems to have his own product line...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://lowrez.spreadshirt.de/i+love+pixel
>>>>>
>>>>> Apparently he also produces monitors. My laptop claimed to have a
>>>>> lot of
>>>>> pixels.
>>>>>
>>>> Judging the lack of posts by Pixel, it could be dead pixels.
>>>
>>> Then I should just replace them with new pixels under warranty claim...
>>>
>> I think Pixel will even in death refuse to be replaced. He'll claim the
>> warranty is lies, all LIES!!!
>
> Isn't this standard behaviour for electronic equipment and the people
> who produce it?
>

You've been reading the fine print again, haven't you? You do know most people 
happily skip past the part that requires glasses, staying blissfully unaware of 
stipulations they use in such behavior.

-- 
Danny.

Den 09-05-2010 00:02, DG skrev:
> Op 8-5-2010 22:53, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>> A certain Aglamian seems to have his own product line...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://lowrez.spreadshirt.de/i+love+pixel
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Apparently he also produces monitors. My laptop claimed to have a
>>>>>> lot of
>>>>>> pixels.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Judging the lack of posts by Pixel, it could be dead pixels.
>>>>
>>>> Then I should just replace them with new pixels under warranty claim...
>>>>
>>> I think Pixel will even in death refuse to be replaced. He'll claim the
>>> warranty is lies, all LIES!!!
>>
>> Isn't this standard behaviour for electronic equipment and the people
>> who produce it?
>>
>
> You've been reading the fine print again, haven't you? You do know most
> people happily skip past the part that requires glasses, staying
> blissfully unaware of stipulations they use in such behavior.

As I'm already wearing glasses (except when I sleep, but I seldom read 
the fine print while asleep.

One of my friends actually once was so bored so he read the Windows 95 
end user license, which turned out to claim Windows 95 should never be 
used in nuclear power plants as it contains java which does not tolerate 
errors.

I would probably never have installed win95 in a nuclear powerplant 
anyway...

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Op 9-5-2010 10:28, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>> http://lowrez.spreadshirt.de/i+love+pixel
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Apparently he also produces monitors. My laptop claimed to have a
>>>>>>> lot of
>>>>>>> pixels.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Judging the lack of posts by Pixel, it could be dead pixels.
>>>>>
>>>>> Then I should just replace them with new pixels under warranty
>>>>> claim...
>>>>>
>>>> I think Pixel will even in death refuse to be replaced. He'll claim the
>>>> warranty is lies, all LIES!!!
>>>
>>> Isn't this standard behaviour for electronic equipment and the people
>>> who produce it?
>>>
>>
>> You've been reading the fine print again, haven't you? You do know most
>> people happily skip past the part that requires glasses, staying
>> blissfully unaware of stipulations they use in such behavior.
>
> As I'm already wearing glasses (except when I sleep, but I seldom read
> the fine print while asleep.

"You are required to read the instructions during use of the product" (a label 
soon to be found on mattresses.
>
> One of my friends actually once was so bored so he read the Windows 95
> end user license, which turned out to claim Windows 95 should never be
> used in nuclear power plants as it contains java which does not tolerate
> errors.

So MS used to blame java for crashes just like Apple now shifts blame to flash. 
Interesting...

> I would probably never have installed win95 in a nuclear powerplant
> anyway...
>
Wimp! (And I don't mean weakly interacting massive particle) Because of you 
Homer Simpson had nothing better to do than eat donuts. What would be a likelier 
cause of a nuclear accident? A guy goofing off and eating donuts or a guy 
goofing off but safely playing patience? The jelly in the donuts is a much 
higher risk of computer problems than one of the few MS programs that never 
crashes: patience.

-- 
Danny.

Den 09-05-2010 21:21, DG skrev:
> Op 9-5-2010 10:28, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>> http://lowrez.spreadshirt.de/i+love+pixel
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Apparently he also produces monitors. My laptop claimed to have a
>>>>>>>> lot of
>>>>>>>> pixels.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Judging the lack of posts by Pixel, it could be dead pixels.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Then I should just replace them with new pixels under warranty
>>>>>> claim...
>>>>>>
>>>>> I think Pixel will even in death refuse to be replaced. He'll claim
>>>>> the
>>>>> warranty is lies, all LIES!!!
>>>>
>>>> Isn't this standard behaviour for electronic equipment and the people
>>>> who produce it?
>>>>
>>>
>>> You've been reading the fine print again, haven't you? You do know most
>>> people happily skip past the part that requires glasses, staying
>>> blissfully unaware of stipulations they use in such behavior.
>>
>> As I'm already wearing glasses (except when I sleep, but I seldom read
>> the fine print while asleep.
>
> "You are required to read the instructions during use of the product" (a
> label soon to be found on mattresses.

And it probably won't say just "Zzzzzz"...

>> One of my friends actually once was so bored so he read the Windows 95
>> end user license, which turned out to claim Windows 95 should never be
>> used in nuclear power plants as it contains java which does not tolerate
>> errors.
>
> So MS used to blame java for crashes just like Apple now shifts blame to
> flash. Interesting...

Yeah, it's always good if you can blame someone else.

>> I would probably never have installed win95 in a nuclear powerplant
>> anyway...
>>
> Wimp! (And I don't mean weakly interacting massive particle) Because of
> you Homer Simpson had nothing better to do than eat donuts. What would
> be a likelier cause of a nuclear accident? A guy goofing off and eating
> donuts or a guy goofing off but safely playing patience? The jelly in
> the donuts is a much higher risk of computer problems than one of the
> few MS programs that never crashes: patience.

Donuts is the solution - and cause - to all computer problems.

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Op 10-5-2010 1:35, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>>> http://lowrez.spreadshirt.de/i+love+pixel
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Apparently he also produces monitors. My laptop claimed to have a
>>>>>>>>> lot of
>>>>>>>>> pixels.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Judging the lack of posts by Pixel, it could be dead pixels.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Then I should just replace them with new pixels under warranty
>>>>>>> claim...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think Pixel will even in death refuse to be replaced. He'll claim
>>>>>> the
>>>>>> warranty is lies, all LIES!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> Isn't this standard behaviour for electronic equipment and the people
>>>>> who produce it?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You've been reading the fine print again, haven't you? You do know most
>>>> people happily skip past the part that requires glasses, staying
>>>> blissfully unaware of stipulations they use in such behavior.
>>>
>>> As I'm already wearing glasses (except when I sleep, but I seldom read
>>> the fine print while asleep.
>>
>> "You are required to read the instructions during use of the product" (a
>> label soon to be found on mattresses.
>
> And it probably won't say just "Zzzzzz"...

One side of the bed has the instructions "snore loudly", the other "use pillow 
to end snoring by pressing it down on the originator of the offending sound" 
followed by the phone number of a lawyer.

>>> One of my friends actually once was so bored so he read the Windows 95
>>> end user license, which turned out to claim Windows 95 should never be
>>> used in nuclear power plants as it contains java which does not tolerate
>>> errors.
>>
>> So MS used to blame java for crashes just like Apple now shifts blame to
>> flash. Interesting...
>
> Yeah, it's always good if you can blame someone else.

Especially for your own shortcomings. I think that's why companies hire people, 
so they can blame them. Otherwise they'd just fire everybody.

>>> I would probably never have installed win95 in a nuclear powerplant
>>> anyway...
>>>
>> Wimp! (And I don't mean weakly interacting massive particle) Because of
>> you Homer Simpson had nothing better to do than eat donuts. What would
>> be a likelier cause of a nuclear accident? A guy goofing off and eating
>> donuts or a guy goofing off but safely playing patience? The jelly in
>> the donuts is a much higher risk of computer problems than one of the
>> few MS programs that never crashes: patience.
>
> Donuts is the solution - and cause - to all computer problems.
>
That's very circular thinking, how fitting for a donut. I can't poke a hole in it.

-- 
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

> One of my friends actually once was so bored so he read the Windows 95 
> end user license, which turned out to claim Windows 95 should never be 
> used in nuclear power plants as it contains java which does not tolerate 
> errors.
>
> I would probably never have installed win95 in a nuclear powerplant 
> anyway...

O.REALLY?? I just bought this nucelar power to teh plants (pine trees 
taht is) .. so s...a152

okay so I eatin teh peanuts

...now what now what now what mr Mexico

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Den 10-05-2010 02:02, DG skrev:

>> And it probably won't say just "Zzzzzz"...
>
> One side of the bed has the instructions "snore loudly", the other "use
> pillow to end snoring by pressing it down on the originator of the
> offending sound" followed by the phone number of a lawyer.

Lawyers again. They are even in my pillow!

> Especially for your own shortcomings. I think that's why companies hire
> people, so they can blame them. Otherwise they'd just fire everybody.

There are bureaus that rent out people that are just to be blamed. 
People pay for that!

>> Donuts is the solution - and cause - to all computer problems.
>>
> That's very circular thinking, how fitting for a donut. I can't poke a
> hole in it.

I mostly saw it as square thinking, but it does seem a bit like donuts...

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Den 15-05-2010 18:23, ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...
>
>> One of my friends actually once was so bored so he read the Windows 95
>> end user license, which turned out to claim Windows 95 should never be
>> used in nuclear power plants as it contains java which does not tolerate
>> errors.
>>
>> I would probably never have installed win95 in a nuclear powerplant
>> anyway...
>
> O.REALLY?? I just bought this nucelar power to teh plants (pine trees
> taht is) .. so s...a152

Hey, pine was forbidden!

> okay so I eatin teh peanuts
>
> ...now what now what now what mr Mexico

Take care of your allergy. Except in Mexico where you should only take 
care of your rubber ducks.

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Op 27-5-2010 23:32, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>> And it probably won't say just "Zzzzzz"...
>>
>> One side of the bed has the instructions "snore loudly", the other "use
>> pillow to end snoring by pressing it down on the originator of the
>> offending sound" followed by the phone number of a lawyer.
>
> Lawyers again. They are even in my pillow!

They get you down?

>> Especially for your own shortcomings. I think that's why companies hire
>> people, so they can blame them. Otherwise they'd just fire everybody.
>
> There are bureaus that rent out people that are just to be blamed.
> People pay for that!
>

Blameployees.

>>> Donuts is the solution - and cause - to all computer problems.
>>>
>> That's very circular thinking, how fitting for a donut. I can't poke a
>> hole in it.
>
> I mostly saw it as square thinking, but it does seem a bit like donuts...
>
Square donuts, now that would fill a void in the market. Could be a bit of a 
square peg in a round hole though.

-- 
Danny.

Op 27-5-2010 23:34, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>> One of my friends actually once was so bored so he read the Windows 95
>>> end user license, which turned out to claim Windows 95 should never be
>>> used in nuclear power plants as it contains java which does not tolerate
>>> errors.
>>>
>>> I would probably never have installed win95 in a nuclear powerplant
>>> anyway...
>>
>> O.REALLY?? I just bought this nucelar power to teh plants (pine trees
>> taht is) .. so s...a152
>
> Hey, pine was forbidden!

Would pine also be forbidden in the Forbidden Forest?

>> okay so I eatin teh peanuts
>>
>> ...now what now what now what mr Mexico
>
> Take care of your allergy. Except in Mexico where you should only take
> care of your rubber ducks.
>
/me sees Reinder taking aim at the rubber ducks.
/me shouts at the water fowl "Duck!" "Duck!"

-- 
Danny.

Den 27-05-2010 23:50, DG skrev:
> Op 27-5-2010 23:32, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> And it probably won't say just "Zzzzzz"...
>>>
>>> One side of the bed has the instructions "snore loudly", the other "use
>>> pillow to end snoring by pressing it down on the originator of the
>>> offending sound" followed by the phone number of a lawyer.
>>
>> Lawyers again. They are even in my pillow!
>
> They get you down?

I drool on them in my sleep!

>>> Especially for your own shortcomings. I think that's why companies hire
>>> people, so they can blame them. Otherwise they'd just fire everybody.
>>
>> There are bureaus that rent out people that are just to be blamed.
>> People pay for that!
>>
>
> Blameployees.

Blasphemployees are also quite popular in religious areas.

>>>> Donuts is the solution - and cause - to all computer problems.
>>>>
>>> That's very circular thinking, how fitting for a donut. I can't poke a
>>> hole in it.
>>
>> I mostly saw it as square thinking, but it does seem a bit like donuts...
>>
> Square donuts, now that would fill a void in the market. Could be a bit
> of a square peg in a round hole though.

So, if you have a peg leg, you can store your stock of square donuts on 
your peg leg. This is an amazing business opportunity!

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Den 27-05-2010 23:54, DG skrev:

>> Hey, pine was forbidden!
>
> Would pine also be forbidden in the Forbidden Forest?

Didn't you read the signs at the entrance?

>>> okay so I eatin teh peanuts
>>>
>>> ...now what now what now what mr Mexico
>>
>> Take care of your allergy. Except in Mexico where you should only take
>> care of your rubber ducks.
>>
> /me sees Reinder taking aim at the rubber ducks.
> /me shouts at the water fowl "Duck!" "Duck!"

Quack!

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - sp...@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Op 28-5-2010 0:03, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> And it probably won't say just "Zzzzzz"...
>>>>
>>>> One side of the bed has the instructions "snore loudly", the other "use
>>>> pillow to end snoring by pressing it down on the originator of the
>>>> offending sound" followed by the phone number of a lawyer.
>>>
>>> Lawyers again. They are even in my pillow!
>>
>> They get you down?
>
> I drool on them in my sleep!

Sounds like a great threat: "I will drool on you in my sleep". It's gonna leave 
people dazed and confused.

>>>> Especially for your own shortcomings. I think that's why companies hire
>>>> people, so they can blame them. Otherwise they'd just fire everybody.
>>>
>>> There are bureaus that rent out people that are just to be blamed.
>>> People pay for that!
>>>
>>
>> Blameployees.
>
> Blasphemployees are also quite popular in religious areas.

Flogging Blasphemployees is popular too. As a pastime and an expletive.

>>>>> Donuts is the solution - and cause - to all computer problems.
>>>>>
>>>> That's very circular thinking, how fitting for a donut. I can't poke a
>>>> hole in it.
>>>
>>> I mostly saw it as square thinking, but it does seem a bit like
>>> donuts...
>>>
>> Square donuts, now that would fill a void in the market. Could be a bit
>> of a square peg in a round hole though.
>
> So, if you have a peg leg, you can store your stock of square donuts on
> your peg leg. This is an amazing business opportunity!
>
Quick, get an axe, chop off some legs and increase our potential customer base. 
We'll tell them they'll become eligible for a great new consumer product that 
will change their life. FOREVER!!!

-- 
Danny.

Op 28-5-2010 0:04, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>> Hey, pine was forbidden!
>>
>> Would pine also be forbidden in the Forbidden Forest?
>
> Didn't you read the signs at the entrance?

I think they were removed because they were made from a certain undesirable type 
of wood.

>>>> okay so I eatin teh peanuts
>>>>
>>>> ...now what now what now what mr Mexico
>>>
>>> Take care of your allergy. Except in Mexico where you should only take
>>> care of your rubber ducks.
>>>
>> /me sees Reinder taking aim at the rubber ducks.
>> /me shouts at the water fowl "Duck!" "Duck!"
>
> Quack!
>
I've got some great hair growing lotion.

-- 
Danny.

Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...

>> O.REALLY?? I just bought this nucelar power to teh plants (pine trees
>> taht is) .. so s...a152
>
> Hey, pine was forbidden!

Is pine also forbidden inside nuclear power plants?

>> okay so I eatin teh peanuts
>>
>> ...now what now what now what mr Mexico
>
> Take care of your allergy. Except in Mexico where you should only take 
> care of your rubber ducks.

But I am not even allergic to rubber ducks.

-- 
ervaqre is teh wicked

Den 28-05-2010 00:23, DG skrev:

> Sounds like a great threat: "I will drool on you in my sleep". It's
> gonna leave people dazed and confused.

Question is, if it's more humiliating than being pissed on.

> Flogging Blasphemployees is popular too. As a pastime and an expletive.

They are quite popular as pastry too.

> Quick, get an axe, chop off some legs and increase our potential
> customer base. We'll tell them they'll become eligible for a great new
> consumer product that will change their life. FOREVER!!!

Ah, being the cause and solution to man's problems. Like beer.

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Den 04-06-2010 04:09, ervaqre skrev:
> Rasmus Bøg Hansen is a mighty pirate...
>
>>> O.REALLY?? I just bought this nucelar power to teh plants (pine trees
>>> taht is) .. so s...a152
>>
>> Hey, pine was forbidden!
>
> Is pine also forbidden inside nuclear power plants?

No, it's the fuel.

>>> okay so I eatin teh peanuts
>>>
>>> ...now what now what now what mr Mexico
>>
>> Take care of your allergy. Except in Mexico where you should only take
>> care of your rubber ducks.
>
> But I am not even allergic to rubber ducks.

Of, not for. It's the rubber ducks, that are allergic.

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Op 4-6-2010 23:00, Rasmus B�g Hansen schreef:
>> Sounds like a great threat: "I will drool on you in my sleep". It's
>> gonna leave people dazed and confused.
>
> Question is, if it's more humiliating than being pissed on.

Best pick victims that are in such a state that they couldn't tell then.

>> Flogging Blasphemployees is popular too. As a pastime and an expletive.
>
> They are quite popular as pastry too.

Flogging Blasphemployees Danish or Flogging Blasphemployees Donuts?

>> Quick, get an axe, chop off some legs and increase our potential
>> customer base. We'll tell them they'll become eligible for a great new
>> consumer product that will change their life. FOREVER!!!
>
> Ah, being the cause and solution to man's problems. Like beer.
>
That comparison doesn't have a leg to stand on, so it works perfectly.

-- 
Danny.

Den 05-06-2010 02:12, DG skrev:
> Op 4-6-2010 23:00, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>> Sounds like a great threat: "I will drool on you in my sleep". It's
>>> gonna leave people dazed and confused.
>>
>> Question is, if it's more humiliating than being pissed on.
>
> Best pick victims that are in such a state that they couldn't tell then.

Like dead, comatose or drunk.

>>> Flogging Blasphemployees is popular too. As a pastime and an expletive.
>>
>> They are quite popular as pastry too.
>
> Flogging Blasphemployees Danish or Flogging Blasphemployees Donuts?

The donut company went bankrupt and the danish company is under federal 
investigation.

>>> Quick, get an axe, chop off some legs and increase our potential
>>> customer base. We'll tell them they'll become eligible for a great new
>>> consumer product that will change their life. FOREVER!!!
>>
>> Ah, being the cause and solution to man's problems. Like beer.
>>
> That comparison doesn't have a leg to stand on, so it works perfectly.

Even better as it is a peg leg.

-- 
Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/

Op 9-6-2010 23:57, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> Sounds like a great threat: "I will drool on you in my sleep". It's
>>>> gonna leave people dazed and confused.
>>>
>>> Question is, if it's more humiliating than being pissed on.
>>
>> Best pick victims that are in such a state that they couldn't tell then.
>
> Like dead, comatose or drunk.

Or all of the above.

>>>> Flogging Blasphemployees is popular too. As a pastime and an expletive.
>>>
>>> They are quite popular as pastry too.
>>
>> Flogging Blasphemployees Danish or Flogging Blasphemployees Donuts?
>
> The donut company went bankrupt and the danish company is under federal
> investigation.

So the donut company had a hole in the budget.

>>>> Quick, get an axe, chop off some legs and increase our potential
>>>> customer base. We'll tell them they'll become eligible for a great new
>>>> consumer product that will change their life. FOREVER!!!
>>>
>>> Ah, being the cause and solution to man's problems. Like beer.
>>>
>> That comparison doesn't have a leg to stand on, so it works perfectly.
>
> Even better as it is a peg leg.
>
The kind that you screw in or strap on the stump?

-- 
Danny.