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Article #242096Re: [OT] Now this is rather silly...
From: DG
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 22:23
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 22:23
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Op 28-5-2010 0:03, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef: >>>>> And it probably won't say just "Zzzzzz"... >>>> >>>> One side of the bed has the instructions "snore loudly", the other "use >>>> pillow to end snoring by pressing it down on the originator of the >>>> offending sound" followed by the phone number of a lawyer. >>> >>> Lawyers again. They are even in my pillow! >> >> They get you down? > > I drool on them in my sleep! Sounds like a great threat: "I will drool on you in my sleep". It's gonna leave people dazed and confused. >>>> Especially for your own shortcomings. I think that's why companies hire >>>> people, so they can blame them. Otherwise they'd just fire everybody. >>> >>> There are bureaus that rent out people that are just to be blamed. >>> People pay for that! >>> >> >> Blameployees. > > Blasphemployees are also quite popular in religious areas. Flogging Blasphemployees is popular too. As a pastime and an expletive. >>>>> Donuts is the solution - and cause - to all computer problems. >>>>> >>>> That's very circular thinking, how fitting for a donut. I can't poke a >>>> hole in it. >>> >>> I mostly saw it as square thinking, but it does seem a bit like >>> donuts... >>> >> Square donuts, now that would fill a void in the market. Could be a bit >> of a square peg in a round hole though. > > So, if you have a peg leg, you can store your stock of square donuts on > your peg leg. This is an amazing business opportunity! > Quick, get an axe, chop off some legs and increase our potential customer base. We'll tell them they'll become eligible for a great new consumer product that will change their life. FOREVER!!! -- Danny.
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