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Den 09-05-2010 21:21, DG skrev:
> Op 9-5-2010 10:28, Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>>>>>> http://lowrez.spreadshirt.de/i+love+pixel
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Apparently he also produces monitors. My laptop claimed to have a
>>>>>>>> lot of
>>>>>>>> pixels.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Judging the lack of posts by Pixel, it could be dead pixels.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Then I should just replace them with new pixels under warranty
>>>>>> claim...
>>>>>>
>>>>> I think Pixel will even in death refuse to be replaced. He'll claim
>>>>> the
>>>>> warranty is lies, all LIES!!!
>>>>
>>>> Isn't this standard behaviour for electronic equipment and the people
>>>> who produce it?
>>>>
>>>
>>> You've been reading the fine print again, haven't you? You do know most
>>> people happily skip past the part that requires glasses, staying
>>> blissfully unaware of stipulations they use in such behavior.
>>
>> As I'm already wearing glasses (except when I sleep, but I seldom read
>> the fine print while asleep.
>
> "You are required to read the instructions during use of the product" (a
> label soon to be found on mattresses.

And it probably won't say just "Zzzzzz"...

>> One of my friends actually once was so bored so he read the Windows 95
>> end user license, which turned out to claim Windows 95 should never be
>> used in nuclear power plants as it contains java which does not tolerate
>> errors.
>
> So MS used to blame java for crashes just like Apple now shifts blame to
> flash. Interesting...

Yeah, it's always good if you can blame someone else.

>> I would probably never have installed win95 in a nuclear powerplant
>> anyway...
>>
> Wimp! (And I don't mean weakly interacting massive particle) Because of
> you Homer Simpson had nothing better to do than eat donuts. What would
> be a likelier cause of a nuclear accident? A guy goofing off and eating
> donuts or a guy goofing off but safely playing patience? The jelly in
> the donuts is a much higher risk of computer problems than one of the
> few MS programs that never crashes: patience.

Donuts is the solution - and cause - to all computer problems.

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen - spam@zz9.dk - http://www.zz9.dk/