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Steve Leyland schreef:
> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c70_1220407735
> 
> but like Wow.
> 
I really should buy an umbrella.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c70_1220407735
>>
>> but like Wow.
> 
> fuck i need to buy a basement. good thing all these internet cables are 
> all underground. and i'm afraid the price of pizza delivery will go up 
> after this.
> 
At least you won't have to worry about the pizza being cold by the time it's 
delivered.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c70_1220407735
>>>
>>> but like Wow.
>>>
>> I really should buy an umbrella.
> 
> €2,99 at xenos
> 
That's your feminine side speaking again after visiting Xenos?

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> what if you live in the CN Tower huh!?!?
>> I don't care; I don't live in Canada.
> 
> canada can be nice. some people even speak french there. and they have 
> beautiful lakes and moose. and people there lick trees for real
> 
French speakers, watery graves, huge killer reindeer and people that take tree 
hugging that one step too far. Sound like downers to me.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> fuck i need to buy a basement. good thing all these internet cables are 
>>> all underground. and i'm afraid the price of pizza delivery will go up 
>>> after this.
>>>
>> At least you won't have to worry about the pizza being cold by the time it's 
>> delivered.
> 
> well, not for the first few...days...weeks? but when there's all this 
> stuff floating up there it will probably block the sun. so after a while 
> it will get terribly dark and cold all the time, so we will have to 
> build this aglami bus after all to roam the rotten and deserted earth to 
> shoot down and/or rape degenerates. or better even, we can enslave them 
> and put them to work in the pizza ovens.
> 
I'm moving to Mars. Now where's that Volkswagen bus?

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>>> I really should buy an umbrella.
>>> €2,99 at xenos
>>>
>> That's your feminine side speaking again after visiting Xenos?
> 
> no, they sell BLACK umbrellas, not pink ones. and I didn't go there to 
> pretend to be female, all I did was buy a glass to drink from. I've been 
> told that's considered to be  more civilized than drinking straight from 
> the bottle.
> 
Who's been telling you lies?

Don't they have other stores to buy glasses from? Like Blokker, Hema or 
something else? Or did you want one of those special glasses with pictures on them?

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> canada can be nice. some people even speak french there. and they have 
>>> beautiful lakes and moose. and people there lick trees for real
>>>
>> French speakers, watery graves, huge killer reindeer and people that take tree 
>> hugging that one step too far. Sound like downers to me.
> 
> I forgot to mention the Montreal bagels. That will win you over! They're 
> really delicious fresh from the oven. Though...why am I talking about 
> food again. Do I sound like some sort of food maniac?
> 
Just a maniac, food or no food.

I've lived in/above a bakery, so the smell of dough leaving the oven is rather 
familiar. It's not gonna win me over. Been there, done that type of thing.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> well, not for the first few...days...weeks? but when there's all this 
>>> stuff floating up there it will probably block the sun. so after a while 
>>> it will get terribly dark and cold all the time, so we will have to 
>>> build this aglami bus after all to roam the rotten and deserted earth to 
>>> shoot down and/or rape degenerates. or better even, we can enslave them 
>>> and put them to work in the pizza ovens.
>>>
>> I'm moving to Mars. Now where's that Volkswagen bus?
> 
> I think Sean has it, so better clean it first. And don't forget to send 
> a postcard from Mars, okay?
> 
Ehr, after paying the gas money to get to Mars, I don't think I'll have the 
money to pay the postage. Anyway, who'll be left to read it?

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> no, they sell BLACK umbrellas, not pink ones. and I didn't go there to 
>>> pretend to be female, all I did was buy a glass to drink from. I've been 
>>> told that's considered to be  more civilized than drinking straight from 
>>> the bottle.
>>>
>> Who's been telling you lies?
> 
> Females. As you know, they tend to lie a lot.

That makes sense. They own stock in glass factories. They enslave innocent 
menfolk in terrible conditions there.

>> Don't they have other stores to buy glasses from? Like Blokker, Hema or 
>> something else? Or did you want one of those special glasses with pictures on them?
> 
> No, it's actually a very plain and normal glass made out of glass. 
> And Xenos is closest to the office so I just went there after work. It's 
> also cheaper than Hema or Blokker. And thanks to me you now know they 
> sell cheap black umbrellas, which might be very useful on Mars.
> 
I'm pretty sure the 99ct offer for 6 glasses by Blokker was a better deal.

As long as you don't buy a umbrella on a rainy day, chances are you won't be 
ripped off.

-- 
Danny.

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called DG 
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: ervaqre schreef:
: : : : well, not for the first few...days...weeks? but when there's
: : : : all this stuff floating up there it will probably block the
: : : : sun. so after a while it will get terribly dark and cold all
: : : : the time, so we will have to build this aglami bus after all to
: : : : roam the rotten and deserted earth to shoot down and/or rape
: : : : degenerates. or better even, we can enslave them and put them
: : : : to work in the pizza ovens.
: : : :
: : : I'm moving to Mars. Now where's that Volkswagen bus?
: :
: : I think Sean has it, so better clean it first. And don't forget to
: : send a postcard from Mars, okay?
: :
: Ehr, after paying the gas money to get to Mars, I don't think I'll
: have the money to pay the postage. Anyway, who'll be left to read it?

speaking of VW buses, why oh why has no-one made a movie of teh fabulous 
furry freak brothers?

-- 
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16  Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

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convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist.  In a sense, he is much like the ratty
kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he
wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and
defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt
spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then
returns to mark his "territory" again.  I realise he is little more
than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
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"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

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flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
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masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

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"I went to the Garden of Love,
  And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
  Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
  And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
  That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
  And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
  And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
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Steve Leyland schreef:
> : : : : well, not for the first few...days...weeks? but when there's
> : : : : all this stuff floating up there it will probably block the
> : : : : sun. so after a while it will get terribly dark and cold all
> : : : : the time, so we will have to build this aglami bus after all to
> : : : : roam the rotten and deserted earth to shoot down and/or rape
> : : : : degenerates. or better even, we can enslave them and put them
> : : : : to work in the pizza ovens.
> : : : :
> : : : I'm moving to Mars. Now where's that Volkswagen bus?
> : :
> : : I think Sean has it, so better clean it first. And don't forget to
> : : send a postcard from Mars, okay?
> : :
> : Ehr, after paying the gas money to get to Mars, I don't think I'll
> : have the money to pay the postage. Anyway, who'll be left to read it?
> 
> speaking of VW buses, why oh why has no-one made a movie of teh fabulous 
> furry freak brothers?
> 
Dude, just Youtube it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YINWUjFQRDU

Never heard of them, and I can see why. Style seems familiar though, Fritz the 
Cat springs to mind.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> I think Sean has it, so better clean it first. And don't forget to send 
>>> a postcard from Mars, okay?
>>>
>> Ehr, after paying the gas money to get to Mars, I don't think I'll have the 
>> money to pay the postage. Anyway, who'll be left to read it?
> 
> There are no taxes on Mars, you should be able to live as a rich man. 
> And also, even if nobody here will be left behing to read it, there'll 
> always be lurkers!
> 
How does one go about proving the existents of lurkers if they post no proof of 
themselves?

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> : Ehr, after paying the gas money to get to Mars, I don't think I'll
>>> : have the money to pay the postage. Anyway, who'll be left to read it?
>>>
>>> speaking of VW buses, why oh why has no-one made a movie of teh fabulous 
>>> furry freak brothers?
>>>
>> Dude, just Youtube it...
>>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YINWUjFQRDU
> 
> Your youtube addiction is neogothic and chaotic.
> 
Actually I never heard of those furry freak things, so I googled it and youtube 
was about the first thing that came up. That and Wikipedia.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>>> Who's been telling you lies?
>>> Females. As you know, they tend to lie a lot.
>> That makes sense. They own stock in glass factories. They enslave innocent 
>> menfolk in terrible conditions there.
> 
> Let's free our brethern and burn these factories!! Real men don't need 
> glass anyway.

Unless it's to make bottles with so you can hit someone over the head with it.

>>> No, it's actually a very plain and normal glass made out of glass. 
>>> And Xenos is closest to the office so I just went there after work. It's 
>>> also cheaper than Hema or Blokker. And thanks to me you now know they 
>>> sell cheap black umbrellas, which might be very useful on Mars.
>>>
>> I'm pretty sure the 99ct offer for 6 glasses by Blokker was a better deal.
> 
> But I only needed one glass, not six.

And how much did that one glass cost you?

>> As long as you don't buy a umbrella on a rainy day, chances are you won't be 
>> ripped off.
> 
> Umbrellas are worthless anyway because the wind always manages to turn 
> them inside out. So I stopped buying them.
> 
I came across an umbrella conspiracy. They cost a minimum of 2.99. There are 
none to be found that cost 2.95 or 2.98, let alone 2.89.

How can every store have exactly the same bottom price for a product like that? 
And it's not like it was the exact same umbrella. They had various colors, some 
had text on them.

-- 
Danny.

On Sun, 19 Oct 2008 10:00:46 +0000, ervaqre wrote:

> Tim Weaver is a fearsome pirate...
> 
>>> Okay, I looked it up. So apparently some psychoactive toads contain 
>>> bufotenin in their skins which you can milk from the toad by stroking it
>>> under its chin. However, I also found that the neotropical frog contains
>>> epibatidine, something that is 200 times stronger than morphine! Licking
>>> these frogs however, seems to have no effect. You need to stroke them 
>>> under their chins vigorously! Damn, I need to get one of these 
>>> neotropical frog pets!!
>>
>> I believe they produce it when they get agitated.
> 
> Agitation? Not arousal? Ohh... too bad. For a moment I thought I had 
> discovered the ultimate sex and drugs pet.

I can't believe someone is just now finding out about this.

You missed the immortal DEA statement "What is the world coming to?"?

-- 
tinmi...@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Like _Hamlet_, sort of, but funnier.

< Mae West on her play _Diamond Lil_

ervaqre schreef:
>>> There are no taxes on Mars, you should be able to live as a rich man. 
>>> And also, even if nobody here will be left behing to read it, there'll 
>>> always be lurkers!
>>>
>> How does one go about proving the existents of lurkers if they post no proof of 
>> themselves?
> 
> I'm still working on my Lurker Summoning Spell. It's currently in beta, 
> as you can see, because I summoned neppie.
> 
She isn't a true lurker. I'm talking about the lurkers that never posted.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Let's free our brethern and burn these factories!! Real men don't need 
>>> glass anyway.
>> Unless it's to make bottles with so you can hit someone over the head with it.
> 
> Can't you do that with bananas as well?

True, but the sound of crashing glass is so much more satisfying than the slight 
squish sound from a banana.

>>>> I'm pretty sure the 99ct offer for 6 glasses by Blokker was a better deal.
>>> But I only needed one glass, not six.
>> And how much did that one glass cost you?
> 
> Only 40 cents!!!!!

The investment of 99 cents in a 6-pack would mean you could break half of them 
and still have the better deal. Not only that, but now people (mostly female) 
will want to visit you and see or even USE the glass. If you had six, there'd 
have to be 5 people visiting simultaneously for you to run out of glasses. I'm 
betting your home doesn't fit five.

>>> Umbrellas are worthless anyway because the wind always manages to turn 
>>> them inside out. So I stopped buying them.
>>>
>> I came across an umbrella conspiracy. They cost a minimum of 2.99. There are 
>> none to be found that cost 2.95 or 2.98, let alone 2.89.
>>
>> How can every store have exactly the same bottom price for a product like that? 
>> And it's not like it was the exact same umbrella. They had various colors, some 
>> had text on them.
> 
> So let's set up an umbrella store and sell umbrellas for €1.99! I'm sure 
> the preteen children in Togo will help us out to manufacture them.
> 
Hey, you're the omnipotent dictatory one. So go work your magic.

-- 
Danny.

In other news...
DG stated the obvious:
> ervaqre schreef:
>>>> There are no taxes on Mars, you should be able to live as a rich
>>>> man. And also, even if nobody here will be left behing to read it,
>>>> there'll always be lurkers!
>>>>
>>> How does one go about proving the existents of lurkers if they post
>>> no proof of themselves?
>>
>> I'm still working on my Lurker Summoning Spell. It's currently in
>> beta, as you can see, because I summoned neppie.
>>
> She isn't a true lurker. I'm talking about the lurkers that never
> posted.

This is true, I wasn't lurking and not posting, I just wasn't here at all. 
^_~  Still, I must have caught whiff of your lurker spell, at least a 
little, to bring me back. 

ervaqre schreef:
>>> I'm still working on my Lurker Summoning Spell. It's currently in beta, 
>>> as you can see, because I summoned neppie.
>>>
>> She isn't a true lurker. I'm talking about the lurkers that never posted.
> 
> Boris never posted yet you wouldn't want to deny his existence, would 
> you? And I'm sure there are more lurkers than him/her/it.
> 
Boris is dead. The skeleton of a man that tried to post two years ago, got a 
heart attack and now still has Aglami on his screen. That's not really a lurker, 
more a tragedy.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>> True, but the sound of crashing glass is so much more satisfying than the slight 
>> squish sound from a banana.
> 
> Whatever satisfies you sire....
> 
> *takes a few steps into the other direction*

/me watches as Reinder bumps in to a stack of empty bottles

>>> Only 40 cents!!!!!
>> The investment of 99 cents in a 6-pack would mean you could break half of them 
>> and still have the better deal. Not only that, but now people (mostly female) 
>> will want to visit you and see or even USE the glass. If you had six, there'd 
>> have to be 5 people visiting simultaneously for you to run out of glasses. I'm 
>> betting your home doesn't fit five.
> 
> Huh? But the glass was meant to be for myself. I never offer my visitors 
> anything to drink. They should bring their own.

Aren't you in for a surprise when they take your glass fill it and ask you where 
*your* glass is.

>>> So let's set up an umbrella store and sell umbrellas for €1.99! I'm sure 
>>> the preteen children in Togo will help us out to manufacture them.
>>>
>> Hey, you're the omnipotent dictatory one. So go work your magic.
> 
> Hey, I have more important things to do than manufacture umbrellas in 
> the middle of the night. For example, I need to tend to my sheep.

First Gandalf's Goat, Now Reinder's Sheep...

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Whatever satisfies you sire....
>>>
>>> *takes a few steps into the other direction*
>> /me watches as Reinder bumps in to a stack of empty bottles
> 
> WhY aRe ThOsE bOtTlEs EmPtY!?!?!?

Because you did the sensible thing and used the toilet instead.

>>> Huh? But the glass was meant to be for myself. I never offer my visitors 
>>> anything to drink. They should bring their own.
>> Aren't you in for a surprise when they take your glass fill it and ask you where 
>> *your* glass is.
> 
> Any species that touches my glass shall face extinction.

And laugh in the face of it, since it resembles yours.

>>> Hey, I have more important things to do than manufacture umbrellas in 
>>> the middle of the night. For example, I need to tend to my sheep.
>> First Gandalf's Goat, Now Reinder's Sheep...
> 
> Well, they are for Tracy. She ordered them.
> 

Is she a glutton for mouton?

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>>>> *takes a few steps into the other direction*
>>>> /me watches as Reinder bumps in to a stack of empty bottles
>>> WhY aRe ThOsE bOtTlEs EmPtY!?!?!?
>> Because you did the sensible thing and used the toilet instead.
> 
> I'm not a toilet, thank you.

You smelled like one though.

>>> Any species that touches my glass shall face extinction.
>> And laugh in the face of it, since it resembles yours.
> 
> My face is not quite female. I even have a beard!

Bearded lady. I've actually seen one of those.

>>> Well, they are for Tracy. She ordered them.
>> Is she a glutton for mouton?
> 
> Ask her! She's lurking anyway!
> 
She's keeping up the lurking quite well.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>> My face is not quite female. I even have a beard!
>> Bearded lady. I've actually seen one of those.
> 
> Was she hawt?

I never was into music teachers.

>>>>> Well, they are for Tracy. She ordered them.
>>>> Is she a glutton for mouton?
>>> Ask her! She's lurking anyway!
>>>
>> She's keeping up the lurking quite well.
> 
> Yeah, how about we punish her for that?

By being all nice and friendly when she eventually posts? It'd freak her out if 
you'd do that.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>>>> She's keeping up the lurking quite well.
>>> Yeah, how about we punish her for that?
>> By being all nice and friendly when she eventually posts? It'd freak her out if 
>> you'd do that.
> 
> Huh? But I'm a sweet guy!
> 
You should put more effort into getting that across then.

-- 
Danny.