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Re: it's ok bruce willis will fix it

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From: DG
Date: Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:41
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ervaqre schreef:
>> True, but the sound of crashing glass is so much more satisfying than the slight 
>> squish sound from a banana.
> 
> Whatever satisfies you sire....
> 
> *takes a few steps into the other direction*

/me watches as Reinder bumps in to a stack of empty bottles

>>> Only 40 cents!!!!!
>> The investment of 99 cents in a 6-pack would mean you could break half of them 
>> and still have the better deal. Not only that, but now people (mostly female) 
>> will want to visit you and see or even USE the glass. If you had six, there'd 
>> have to be 5 people visiting simultaneously for you to run out of glasses. I'm 
>> betting your home doesn't fit five.
> 
> Huh? But the glass was meant to be for myself. I never offer my visitors 
> anything to drink. They should bring their own.

Aren't you in for a surprise when they take your glass fill it and ask you where 
*your* glass is.

>>> So let's set up an umbrella store and sell umbrellas for €1.99! I'm sure 
>>> the preteen children in Togo will help us out to manufacture them.
>>>
>> Hey, you're the omnipotent dictatory one. So go work your magic.
> 
> Hey, I have more important things to do than manufacture umbrellas in 
> the middle of the night. For example, I need to tend to my sheep.

First Gandalf's Goat, Now Reinder's Sheep...

-- 
Danny.
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