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Bouffont skrev:
> You better recognise me fools.
> 
> Time for my random 2 year visit.
> 
> And how are we all?

Very very quiet.

On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 00:50:40 -0700, Bouffont <bouffont@gmail.com>
wrote:

>You better recognise me fools.
>
>Time for my random 2 year visit.
>
>And how are we all?
>
>Mr Bouffont

Jungle?

-- 
Kasper

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Bouffont 
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: You better recognise me fools.
:
: Time for my random 2 year visit.
:
: And how are we all?

I'm just fine and dandy, thanks so much fer axin.
:
: Mr Bouffont

who are you again?

-- 
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  Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
  And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
  That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
  And tombstones where flowers should be;
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  And binding with briars my joys and desires."

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  meow.

this is where i'd say something clever about Bouffont, if i could be
bothered:

>You better recognise me fools.
>
>Time for my random 2 year visit.
>
>And how are we all?
>
>Mr Bouffont

/sits on bev's lap
so how are we these days?
-- 

 ¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,Blondestranger,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤
          ¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤
             www.deblon.com
              fear the towel!!
            

On Oct 1, 8:40 pm, Sean <sg...@hotpop.spamtrap.com> wrote:
> Bouffont skrev:
>
> > You better recognise me fools.
>
> > Time for my random 2 year visit.
>
> > And how are we all?
>
> Very very quiet.

Noise Please

On Oct 2, 5:19 am, Kasper <nos...@thanks.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 00:50:40 -0700, Bouffont <bouff...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >You better recognise me fools.
>
> >Time for my random 2 year visit.
>
> >And how are we all?
>
> >Mr Bouffont
>
> Jungle?
>

Fever?

On Oct 2, 1:50 pm, "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Bouffont
> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
>
> : You better recognise me fools.
> :
> : Time for my random 2 year visit.
> :
> : And how are we all?
>
> I'm just fine and dandy, thanks so much fer axin.
> :
> : Mr Bouffont
>
> who are you again?

The beholder of the Kiona, Bev.

On Oct 4, 11:12 pm, blondestranger <deb...@mailinator.com> wrote:
> this is where i'd say something clever about Bouffont, if i could be
> bothered:
>
> >You better recognise me fools.
>
> >Time for my random 2 year visit.
>
> >And how are we all?
>
> >Mr Bouffont
>
> /sits on bev's lap
> so how are we these days?

Mostly aroused.

Bouffont skrev:

>>> You better recognise me fools.
>>> Time for my random 2 year visit.
>>> And how are we all?
>> Very very quiet.
> 
> Noise Please

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 00:32:13 +0200, Sean <sgegg@hotpop.spamtrap.com>
wrote:

>>>> You better recognise me fools.
>>>> Time for my random 2 year visit.
>>>> And how are we all?
>>> Very very quiet.
>> 
>> Noise Please
>
>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

No, it's Aae. Kasper Aae.

-- 
Kasper

On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 14:25:44 -0700, Bouffont <bouffont@gmail.com>
wrote:

>> >You better recognise me fools.
>>
>> >Time for my random 2 year visit.
>>
>> >And how are we all?
>>
>> >Mr Bouffont
>>
>> Jungle?
>>
>
>Fever?

IS MASSIVE, IDIOT!

-- 
Kasper

Kasper skrev:

>>>>> You better recognise me fools.
>>>>> Time for my random 2 year visit.
>>>>> And how are we all?
>>>> Very very quiet.
>>> Noise Please
>> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
> 
> No, it's Aae. Kasper Aae.

Aye.

On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 10:54:53 +0200, Sean <sgegg@hotpop.spamtrap.com>
wrote:

>>>>>> You better recognise me fools.
>>>>>> Time for my random 2 year visit.
>>>>>> And how are we all?
>>>>> Very very quiet.
>>>> Noise Please
>>> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
>> 
>> No, it's Aae. Kasper Aae.
>
>Aye.

Argh!

-- 
Kasper

this is where i'd say something clever about Bouffont, if i could be
bothered:

>On Oct 4, 11:12 pm, blondestranger <deb...@mailinator.com> wrote:
>> this is where i'd say something clever about Bouffont, if i could be
>> bothered:
>>
>> >You better recognise me fools.
>>
>> >Time for my random 2 year visit.
>>
>> >And how are we all?
>>
>> >Mr Bouffont
>>
>> /sits on bev's lap
>> so how are we these days?
>
>Mostly aroused.

i nearly smiled for you
-- 

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          ¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤
             www.deblon.com
              fear the towel!!
            

blondestranger is a real pirate:
| >Mostly aroused.
| 
| i nearly smiled for you

buuht it is teh smiles of tah mankeh mahn!!!

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

this is where i'd say something clever about ervaqre, if i could be
bothered:

>blondestranger is a real pirate:
>| >Mostly aroused.
>| 
>| i nearly smiled for you
>
>buuht it is teh smiles of tah mankeh mahn!!!

the things you say
-- 

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          ¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤
             www.deblon.com
              fear the towel!!
            

blondestranger is a real pirate:

>>| i nearly smiled for you
>>
>>buuht it is teh smiles of tah mankeh mahn!!!
> 
> the things you say

they're nothing compared to the things i do, for instance, yesterday i tried
this http://youporn.com/watch/2920 position with the immortal elephant

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

this is where i'd say something clever about ervaqre, if i could be
bothered:

>blondestranger is a real pirate:
>
>>>| i nearly smiled for you
>>>
>>>buuht it is teh smiles of tah mankeh mahn!!!
>> 
>> the things you say
>
>they're nothing compared to the things i do, for instance, yesterday i tried
>this http://youporn.com/watch/2920 position with the immortal elephant

necrophilia is icky
-- 

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          ¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤
             www.deblon.com
              fear the towel!!
            

blondestranger schreef:
>>> the things you say
>> they're nothing compared to the things i do, for instance, yesterday i tried
>> this http://youporn.com/watch/2920 position with the immortal elephant
> 
> necrophilia is icky

Good thing the elephant is immortal. And immoral.

-- 
Danny.

blondestranger is a real pirate...
| >they're nothing compared to the things i do, for instance, yesterday i tried
| >this http://youporn.com/watch/2920 position with the immortal elephant
| 
| necrophilia is icky

the girl in that video looks pretty much alive to me, but how do you 
know it's icky? did you ever take a dead man's penis inside of you? or 
give a dead guy a blowjob? please tell us. details, yes. please.

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

DG is a real pirate...
| > necrophilia is icky
| 
| Good thing the elephant is immortal. And immoral.

I just tried searching for "Immortal Elephant" on Wikipedia, but they 
don't have an entry on it :(

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
> | > necrophilia is icky
> | 
> | Good thing the elephant is immortal. And immoral.
> 
> I just tried searching for "Immortal Elephant" on Wikipedia, but they 
> don't have an entry on it :(
> 
You need to know where to look.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kunalpatel

Kunalpatel
 From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
. Find out more about navigating Wikipedia and finding information .
Jump to: navigation, search

Kunalpatel is a giant elephant of an ancient Hindu legend. Scrolls from 
the 20th century B.C. claim sightings of the storied elephant and report 
it to be twice the size of a normal elephant. From various reports, 
historians have approximated Kunalpatel would have outweighed Angola, 
the largest recorded elephant that weighed in at over 12,000 kg (26,400 lb).

According to the legend, Kunalpatel guarded a giant cave full of gold in 
ancient India. The Hindu God Vishnu hid this sacred gold in the cave for 
King Rama. Vishnu created this giant elephant in order to keep the gold 
safe until King Rama retrieved it. King Rama was considered by many to 
be the Seventh Avatara of Vishnu and it was proclaimed he would use this 
gold to become emperor of the world [1]. As Kunalpatel waited through 
the ages for the coming of Rama, he grew hungry. As the legend goes, one 
day he left the cave and feasted on bad Indian children that wandered 
into the jungle. Indians used to scare their children into staying out 
of jungle by telling stories of Kunalpatel. Kunalpatel gorged too 
heavily and upon returning to the cave was too large and got stuck in 
the mouth of the cave. When Rama came for the gold as the legend 
foretold, Kunalpatel prevented him from retrieving the gold. As the 
legend goes, the gold is still in the cave, guarded by the giant 
immortal elephant, and unable to be reached [2].

-- 
Danny.

this is where i'd say something clever about DG, if i could be
bothered:

>blondestranger schreef:
>>>> the things you say
>>> they're nothing compared to the things i do, for instance, yesterday i tried
>>> this http://youporn.com/watch/2920 position with the immortal elephant
>> 
>> necrophilia is icky
>
>Good thing the elephant is immortal. And immoral.

the immortal elephant is dead.  DEAD!	
-- 

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          ¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤
             www.deblon.com
              fear the towel!!
            

this is where i'd say something clever about ervaqre, if i could be
bothered:

>blondestranger is a real pirate...
>| >they're nothing compared to the things i do, for instance, yesterday i tried
>| >this http://youporn.com/watch/2920 position with the immortal elephant
>| 
>| necrophilia is icky
>
>the girl in that video looks pretty much alive to me, but how do you 
>know it's icky? did you ever take a dead man's penis inside of you? or 
>give a dead guy a blowjob? please tell us. details, yes. please.

well....there was this one time, at band camp........only NO.  i know
necrophilia is icky the same way i know eating poo is icky.  it's icky
in that 'i'm never going to try it to be absolutely certain' way.
-- 

 ¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,Blondestranger,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤
          ¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤¤º°`°º¤
             www.deblon.com
              fear the towel!!
            

blondestranger schreef:
>>>> they're nothing compared to the things i do, for instance, yesterday i tried
>>>> this http://youporn.com/watch/2920 position with the immortal elephant
>>> necrophilia is icky
>> Good thing the elephant is immortal. And immoral.
> 
> the immortal elephant is dead.  DEAD!	

That flies in the face of truth in labeling.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a real pirate...
| > I just tried searching for "Immortal Elephant" on Wikipedia, but they 
| > don't have an entry on it :(
| > 
| You need to know where to look.
| http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kunalpatel
| 
| Kunalpatel
|  From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
| . Find out more about navigating Wikipedia and finding information .
| Jump to: navigation, search
| 
| Kunalpatel is a giant elephant of an ancient Hindu legend. Scrolls from 
| the 20th century B.C. claim sightings of the storied elephant and report 
| it to be twice the size of a normal elephant. From various reports, 
| historians have approximated Kunalpatel would have outweighed Angola, 
| the largest recorded elephant that weighed in at over 12,000 kg (26,400 lb).
| 
| According to the legend, Kunalpatel guarded a giant cave full of gold in 
| ancient India. The Hindu God Vishnu hid this sacred gold in the cave for 
| King Rama. Vishnu created this giant elephant in order to keep the gold 
| safe until King Rama retrieved it. King Rama was considered by many to 
| be the Seventh Avatara of Vishnu and it was proclaimed he would use this 
| gold to become emperor of the world [1]. As Kunalpatel waited through 
| the ages for the coming of Rama, he grew hungry. As the legend goes, one 
| day he left the cave and feasted on bad Indian children that wandered 
| into the jungle. Indians used to scare their children into staying out 
| of jungle by telling stories of Kunalpatel. Kunalpatel gorged too 
| heavily and upon returning to the cave was too large and got stuck in 
| the mouth of the cave. When Rama came for the gold as the legend 
| foretold, Kunalpatel prevented him from retrieving the gold. As the 
| legend goes, the gold is still in the cave, guarded by the giant 
| immortal elephant, and unable to be reached [2].

Aha!! That explains it all! This also means the history of Aglami goes 
back 4000 years! We're older than Jesus Christ!!

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

blondestranger is a real pirate...
| >the girl in that video looks pretty much alive to me, but how do you 
| >know it's icky? did you ever take a dead man's penis inside of you? or 
| >give a dead guy a blowjob? please tell us. details, yes. please.
| 
| well....there was this one time, at band camp........only NO.  i know
| necrophilia is icky the same way i know eating poo is icky.  it's icky
| in that 'i'm never going to try it to be absolutely certain' way.

hmm..I've seen many poo eating videos...but never one featuring hot and 
horny necrophilia. if some day you change your mind, please record it 
and show me the video. 

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
> | You need to know where to look.
> | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kunalpatel
> | 
> | Kunalpatel
> |  From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
> | . Find out more about navigating Wikipedia and finding information .
> | Jump to: navigation, search
> | 
> | Kunalpatel is a giant elephant of an ancient Hindu legend. Scrolls from 
> | the 20th century B.C. claim sightings of the storied elephant and report 
> | it to be twice the size of a normal elephant. From various reports, 
> | historians have approximated Kunalpatel would have outweighed Angola, 
> | the largest recorded elephant that weighed in at over 12,000 kg (26,400 lb).
> | 
> | According to the legend, Kunalpatel guarded a giant cave full of gold in 
> | ancient India. The Hindu God Vishnu hid this sacred gold in the cave for 
> | King Rama. Vishnu created this giant elephant in order to keep the gold 
> | safe until King Rama retrieved it. King Rama was considered by many to 
> | be the Seventh Avatara of Vishnu and it was proclaimed he would use this 
> | gold to become emperor of the world [1]. As Kunalpatel waited through 
> | the ages for the coming of Rama, he grew hungry. As the legend goes, one 
> | day he left the cave and feasted on bad Indian children that wandered 
> | into the jungle. Indians used to scare their children into staying out 
> | of jungle by telling stories of Kunalpatel. Kunalpatel gorged too 
> | heavily and upon returning to the cave was too large and got stuck in 
> | the mouth of the cave. When Rama came for the gold as the legend 
> | foretold, Kunalpatel prevented him from retrieving the gold. As the 
> | legend goes, the gold is still in the cave, guarded by the giant 
> | immortal elephant, and unable to be reached [2].
> 
> Aha!! That explains it all! This also means the history of Aglami goes 
> back 4000 years! We're older than Jesus Christ!!
> 
There once was a guy that claimed - for a lark - he and his friends were 
more popular than fore mentioned savior. He was murdered in 1980.

Just thought you'd like to know you might be better off claiming you're 
older than Homer, Ikhnaton, Solomon, Rome and some other stuff. Unlike 
Kunalpatel you're not immortal.

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
> | well....there was this one time, at band camp........only NO.  i know
> | necrophilia is icky the same way i know eating poo is icky.  it's icky
> | in that 'i'm never going to try it to be absolutely certain' way.
> 
> hmm..I've seen many poo eating videos...but never one featuring hot and 
> horny necrophilia. if some day you change your mind, please record it 
> and show me the video. 
> 
And here I was thinking that the whole donut hole/muffin thing was a bit 
iffy.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a real pirate:
> There once was a guy that claimed - for a lark - he and his friends were
> more popular than fore mentioned savior. He was murdered in 1980.
> 
> Just thought you'd like to know you might be better off claiming you're
> older than Homer, Ikhnaton, Solomon, Rome and some other stuff. Unlike
> Kunalpatel you're not immortal.

whaddyameani'mnotimmortal!??!!

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>> There once was a guy that claimed - for a lark - he and his friends were
>> more popular than fore mentioned savior. He was murdered in 1980.
>>
>> Just thought you'd like to know you might be better off claiming you're
>> older than Homer, Ikhnaton, Solomon, Rome and some other stuff. Unlike
>> Kunalpatel you're not immortal.
> 
> whaddyameani'mnotimmortal!??!!
> 
I'm sorry, I meant you're not an elephant.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a real pirate:
>> hmm..I've seen many poo eating videos...but never one featuring hot and
>> horny necrophilia. if some day you change your mind, please record it
>> and show me the video.
>> 
> And here I was thinking that the whole donut hole/muffin thing was a bit
> iffy.

And what exactly is wrong with raping dead people? It's not very likely they'll find it a physically or 
emotionally painful experience. And it keeps rapists from harming little children.

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>> hmm..I've seen many poo eating videos...but never one featuring hot and
>>> horny necrophilia. if some day you change your mind, please record it
>>> and show me the video.
>>>
>> And here I was thinking that the whole donut hole/muffin thing was a bit
>> iffy.
> 
> And what exactly is wrong with raping dead people? It's not very likely they'll find it a physically or 
> emotionally painful experience. And it keeps rapists from harming little children.
> 
Have you got consent from the deceased? Does it say in the last will and 
testament the body isn't donated to science but borderline rapists? Any 
being, human or otherwise, living or dead, should not only give consent 
but also be in a state where one could assume they're capable of giving 
consent as a normal adult would. Any situation where you have sex with 
any being that isn't fully capable of actively making such a decision is 
rape. And rape is a no-no.

On top of that there's also the power issue. Like an employee that fears 
saying no to the boss in fear of being fired. Or someone that is far 
older and able to manipulate the younger party.

It seems to me that you should be the one proving it is alright and not 
up to others to prove it's wrong. Say I steal something from you, 
without you ever finding out. Like taking 100 euros out of 300 from your 
pocket and you assuming you spent it or miscounted it. Then that doesn't 
cause physical or emotional pain. It doesn't make it right though.

Besides, you *know* little Timmy is going to walk in on you and he'll be 
traumatized for life. Best case scenario he'll tell you to stop 
reanimating his 100 year old granny because they tried and it didn't work.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a real pirate:
>> whaddyameani'mnotimmortal!??!!
>> 
> I'm sorry, I meant you're not an elephant.

Wohohohohohooh!!! THey cut my balls!!!! Kihihireheheheeheheh!!!

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

DG is a real pirate:
>> And what exactly is wrong with raping dead people? It's not very likely
>> they'll find it a physically or emotionally painful experience. And it
>> keeps rapists from harming little children.
>> 
> Have you got consent from the deceased? Does it say in the last will and
> testament the body isn't donated to science but borderline rapists? Any
> being, human or otherwise, living or dead, should not only give consent
> but also be in a state where one could assume they're capable of giving
> consent as a normal adult would. Any situation where you have sex with
> any being that isn't fully capable of actively making such a decision is
> rape. And rape is a no-no.

There is one fatal error in your wicked philosophy. Thou claimst that teh dead are teh capable of giving 
consent. Now hast thou evah seen a dead bloke of gal givin' fukcin' consent!? Uh!? Thou speakst of last 
wills and all teh mornin' shit, but teh night knows better, them gays consented whilst being alives, yet 
death enslaves all. Only teh Lord of Darkness transverses darkness and the gloomy world beyond. 
NEVER CONFUZE MORALS WITH TEH POLITICKSSS!!

> On top of that there's also the power issue. Like an employee that fears
> saying no to the boss in fear of being fired. Or someone that is far
> older and able to manipulate the younger party.

Dead people are mortal weaklings? Why be considerate to them?! Aren't they just mere empty shells for 
us immortals to use and abuse, to misuse and to breaks our necks on in the dark and finest of the night?

> It seems to me that you should be the one proving it is alright and not
> up to others to prove it's wrong. Say I steal something from you,
> without you ever finding out. Like taking 100 euros out of 300 from your
> pocket and you assuming you spent it or miscounted it. Then that doesn't
> cause physical or emotional pain. It doesn't make it right though.

The pockets of necrophilia are deeper and bloodier than miscounting, physical and emotional pain, my 
dire friend of the cold and silent snow. The Chinese might be tingling on their balls, the Arabs pedestrians 
might be screwing wonderful and splendid udders, the African might be shivering in the black, yet does 
not the Faust reascend them all, beyond the Iron Throne of absolute power and suffering?

> Besides, you *know* little Timmy is going to walk in on you and he'll be
> traumatized for life. Best case scenario he'll tell you to stop
> reanimating his 100 year old granny because they tried and it didn't
> work.

Tim Shafer best be working on teh new Grim Fandango!!!!!

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>> I'm sorry, I meant you're not an elephant.
> 
> Wohohohohohooh!!! THey cut my balls!!!! Kihihireheheheeheheh!!!
> 
Tickles, doesn't it?

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>> Have you got consent from the deceased? Does it say in the last will and
>> testament the body isn't donated to science but borderline rapists? Any
>> being, human or otherwise, living or dead, should not only give consent
>> but also be in a state where one could assume they're capable of giving
>> consent as a normal adult would. Any situation where you have sex with
>> any being that isn't fully capable of actively making such a decision is
>> rape. And rape is a no-no.
> 
> There is one fatal error in your wicked philosophy. Thou claimst that teh dead are teh capable of giving 
> consent. Now hast thou evah seen a dead bloke of gal givin' fukcin' consent!? Uh!? Thou speakst of last 
> wills and all teh mornin' shit, but teh night knows better, them gays consented whilst being alives, yet 
> death enslaves all. Only teh Lord of Darkness transverses darkness and the gloomy world beyond. 
> NEVER CONFUZE MORALS WITH TEH POLITICKSSS!!

So since you aren't able to procure consent, you aren't allowed to 
proceed on your desired path.

>> On top of that there's also the power issue. Like an employee that fears
>> saying no to the boss in fear of being fired. Or someone that is far
>> older and able to manipulate the younger party.
> 
> Dead people are mortal weaklings? Why be considerate to them?! Aren't they just mere empty shells for 
> us immortals to use and abuse, to misuse and to breaks our necks on in the dark and finest of the night?

You also run the risk of pissing off people that are still alive and 
quite willing to push your claims of immortality to the edge. They don't 
even have to be family members or mere friends of the shell.

>> It seems to me that you should be the one proving it is alright and not
>> up to others to prove it's wrong. Say I steal something from you,
>> without you ever finding out. Like taking 100 euros out of 300 from your
>> pocket and you assuming you spent it or miscounted it. Then that doesn't
>> cause physical or emotional pain. It doesn't make it right though.
> 
> The pockets of necrophilia are deeper and bloodier than miscounting, physical and emotional pain, my 
> dire friend of the cold and silent snow. The Chinese might be tingling on their balls, the Arabs pedestrians 
> might be screwing wonderful and splendid udders, the African might be shivering in the black, yet does 
> not the Faust reascend them all, beyond the Iron Throne of absolute power and suffering?

No.

>> Besides, you *know* little Timmy is going to walk in on you and he'll be
>> traumatized for life. Best case scenario he'll tell you to stop
>> reanimating his 100 year old granny because they tried and it didn't
>> work.
> 
> Tim Shafer best be working on teh new Grim Fandango!!!!!
> 
New and improved with extra necrophilia.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a real pirate:
>> Wohohohohohooh!!! THey cut my balls!!!! Kihihireheheheeheheh!!!
>> 
> Tickles, doesn't it?

actually...they relocated my ball nervous system to my hinter molars

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

DG is a real pirate:
>> There is one fatal error in your wicked philosophy. Thou claimst that
>> teh dead are teh capable of giving consent. Now hast thou evah seen a
>> dead bloke of gal givin' fukcin' consent!? Uh!? Thou speakst of last
>> wills and all teh mornin' shit, but teh night knows better, them gays
>> consented whilst being alives, yet death enslaves all. Only teh Lord of
>> Darkness transverses darkness and the gloomy world beyond. NEVER
>> CONFUZE MORALS WITH TEH POLITICKSSS!!
> 
> So since you aren't able to procure consent, you aren't allowed to
> proceed on your desired path.

and which of teh gay LoRdS will ever stoppeth mEh in mEh paTh of DAUARKNESSS?

>> Dead people are mortal weaklings? Why be considerate to them?! Aren't
>> they just mere empty shells for us immortals to use and abuse, to
>> misuse and to breaks our necks on in the dark and finest of the night?
> 
> You also run the risk of pissing off people that are still alive and
> quite willing to push your claims of immortality to the edge. They don't
> even have to be family members or mere friends of the shell.

In that case I shall simple and merely teach them a lesson on how to treat with pineapple in a bin, jocked 
fresh teeth in some kind of boy, or some kind of...oh mate...please stop teh bright light

>> The pockets of necrophilia are deeper and bloodier than miscounting,
>> physical and emotional pain, my dire friend of the cold and silent
>> snow. The Chinese might be tingling on their balls, the Arabs
>> pedestrians might be screwing wonderful and splendid udders, the
>> African might be shivering in the black, yet does not the Faust
>> reascend them all, beyond the Iron Throne of absolute power and
>> suffering?
> 
> No.

provide arguments then! yet shall stand the wicked DRY path through the moor

>> Tim Shafer best be working on teh new Grim Fandango!!!!!
>> 
> New and improved with extra necrophilia.

well, that wouldn't sell to the masses, or would it?

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>> Wohohohohohooh!!! THey cut my balls!!!! Kihihireheheheeheheh!!!
>>>
>> Tickles, doesn't it?
> 
> actually...they relocated my ball nervous system to my hinter molars
> 
That would explain...
...nothing really...

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>> So since you aren't able to procure consent, you aren't allowed to
>> proceed on your desired path.
> 
> and which of teh gay LoRdS will ever stoppeth mEh in mEh paTh of DAUARKNESSS?

The Lord of the Room of Darkness. Although he might just have prodded 
you along.

>> You also run the risk of pissing off people that are still alive and
>> quite willing to push your claims of immortality to the edge. They don't
>> even have to be family members or mere friends of the shell.
> 
> In that case I shall simple and merely teach them a lesson on how to treat with pineapple in a bin, jocked 
> fresh teeth in some kind of boy, or some kind of...oh mate...please stop teh bright light

I'm not gonna stop that truck.

>>> The pockets of necrophilia are deeper and bloodier than miscounting,
>>> physical and emotional pain, my dire friend of the cold and silent
>>> snow. The Chinese might be tingling on their balls, the Arabs
>>> pedestrians might be screwing wonderful and splendid udders, the
>>> African might be shivering in the black, yet does not the Faust
>>> reascend them all, beyond the Iron Throne of absolute power and
>>> suffering?
>> No.
> 
> provide arguments then! yet shall stand the wicked DRY path through the moor

Because it's patented and we'd lose the lawsuit and the shirts off our 
backs.

>>> Tim Shafer best be working on teh new Grim Fandango!!!!!
>>>
>> New and improved with extra necrophilia.
> 
> well, that wouldn't sell to the masses, or would it?
> 
Sure it would. It's CARTOON necrophilia.

-- 
Danny.

DG is a real pirate:
>> actually...they relocated my ball nervous system to my hinter molars
>> 
> That would explain...
> ...nothing really...

High Five!!!

*raises hand*

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

DG is a real pirate:
> The Lord of the Room of Darkness. Although he might just have prodded
> you along.

Room? I always thought the Lord or Darkness lived in a hole in the ground?

> I'm not gonna stop that truck.

I understand. You're filming it all and want to sell the video to LucasArts so that they can include it in their 
next Star Wars movie, right? I hope I will get a share of the profits in that case!
 
> Because it's patented and we'd lose the lawsuit and the shirts off our
> backs.

I don't wear shirts on my back, so I have nothing to lose.

> Sure it would. It's CARTOON necrophilia.

Oh, that, I've seen that before. In Japan.

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>>> actually...they relocated my ball nervous system to my hinter molars
>>>
>> That would explain...
>> ...nothing really...
> 
> High Five!!!
> 
> *raises hand*
> 
Rather not. If you are right about what they put behind your hinter 
molars, who knows what they put between your fingers...

-- 
Danny.

ervaqre schreef:
>> The Lord of the Room of Darkness. Although he might just have prodded
>> you along.
> 
> Room? I always thought the Lord or Darkness lived in a hole in the ground?

That's another one. I'm talking about the one that rules the dark room.

>> I'm not gonna stop that truck.
> 
> I understand. You're filming it all and want to sell the video to LucasArts so that they can include it in their 
> next Star Wars movie, right? I hope I will get a share of the profits in that case!

Star Wars: The Truck Wars.

>> Because it's patented and we'd lose the lawsuit and the shirts off our
>> backs.
> 
> I don't wear shirts on my back, so I have nothing to lose.

They'll find something else to take of your hands then.

>> Sure it would. It's CARTOON necrophilia.
> 
> Oh, that, I've seen that before. In Japan.
> 

Like your extensive collection of Japanese necrophilia cartoons...

-- 
Danny.

DG is a real pirate:
>> High Five!!!
>> 
>> *raises hand*
>> 
> Rather not. If you are right about what they put behind your hinter
> molars, who knows what they put between your fingers...

I'm a clean man. I wash myself every day.

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

DG is a real pirate:
>> Room? I always thought the Lord or Darkness lived in a hole in the
>> ground?
> 
> That's another one. I'm talking about the one that rules the dark room.

Ahh...where is he from? Nigeria? Venezuela?
 
>> I understand. You're filming it all and want to sell the video to
>> LucasArts so that they can include it in their next Star Wars movie,
>> right? I hope I will get a share of the profits in that case!
> 
> Star Wars: The Truck Wars.

That's quite a catchy title you got there. Maybe you can sell it to George Lucas for the release of Monkey 
Island 5.

>> I don't wear shirts on my back, so I have nothing to lose.
> 
> They'll find something else to take of your hands then.

I'd better chop off my hands then, eh?

>> Oh, that, I've seen that before. In Japan.
>> 
> Like your extensive collection of Japanese necrophilia cartoons...

Everybody needs something to cure loneliness.

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>> Rather not. If you are right about what they put behind your hinter
>> molars, who knows what they put between your fingers...
> 
> I'm a clean man. I wash myself every day.
> 
So you're a proper pirate?

-- 
Danny.

DG is a real pirate:
>> I'm a clean man. I wash myself every day.
>> 
> So you're a proper pirate?

Well, even a pirate has to adapt to modern society, right? Next thing I'll do is buy a television.

-- 
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer

ervaqre schreef:
>> So you're a proper pirate?
> 
> Well, even a pirate has to adapt to modern society, right? Next thing I'll do is buy a television.
> 
Make sure it's 1080p, has at least 3 hdmi ports and has a LED backlight. 
Then invite Pixel and he'll go and live on your couch.

-- 
Danny.