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DG is a real pirate:
>> And what exactly is wrong with raping dead people? It's not very likely
>> they'll find it a physically or emotionally painful experience. And it
>> keeps rapists from harming little children.
>> 
> Have you got consent from the deceased? Does it say in the last will and
> testament the body isn't donated to science but borderline rapists? Any
> being, human or otherwise, living or dead, should not only give consent
> but also be in a state where one could assume they're capable of giving
> consent as a normal adult would. Any situation where you have sex with
> any being that isn't fully capable of actively making such a decision is
> rape. And rape is a no-no.

There is one fatal error in your wicked philosophy. Thou claimst that teh dead are teh capable of giving 
consent. Now hast thou evah seen a dead bloke of gal givin' fukcin' consent!? Uh!? Thou speakst of last 
wills and all teh mornin' shit, but teh night knows better, them gays consented whilst being alives, yet 
death enslaves all. Only teh Lord of Darkness transverses darkness and the gloomy world beyond. 
NEVER CONFUZE MORALS WITH TEH POLITICKSSS!!

> On top of that there's also the power issue. Like an employee that fears
> saying no to the boss in fear of being fired. Or someone that is far
> older and able to manipulate the younger party.

Dead people are mortal weaklings? Why be considerate to them?! Aren't they just mere empty shells for 
us immortals to use and abuse, to misuse and to breaks our necks on in the dark and finest of the night?

> It seems to me that you should be the one proving it is alright and not
> up to others to prove it's wrong. Say I steal something from you,
> without you ever finding out. Like taking 100 euros out of 300 from your
> pocket and you assuming you spent it or miscounted it. Then that doesn't
> cause physical or emotional pain. It doesn't make it right though.

The pockets of necrophilia are deeper and bloodier than miscounting, physical and emotional pain, my 
dire friend of the cold and silent snow. The Chinese might be tingling on their balls, the Arabs pedestrians 
might be screwing wonderful and splendid udders, the African might be shivering in the black, yet does 
not the Faust reascend them all, beyond the Iron Throne of absolute power and suffering?

> Besides, you *know* little Timmy is going to walk in on you and he'll be
> traumatized for life. Best case scenario he'll tell you to stop
> reanimating his 100 year old granny because they tried and it didn't
> work.

Tim Shafer best be working on teh new Grim Fandango!!!!!

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ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer