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"Vigilante" schreef
> Hey guys, I'm back from my three-month-long holiday to the US.

shhhh

> I see it's gotten pretty quiet round here.

Shhhh

> So does anyone (apart from Reinder) actually know who got married? It
> isn't me. Sean and I think it might be Bev.

SHHHHHHH!!!!

Can't you see this has been converted into a library since you've been gone?

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"DG" <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote in message 
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> "Vigilante" schreef
>> Hey guys, I'm back from my three-month-long holiday to the US.
>
> shhhh
>
>> I see it's gotten pretty quiet round here.
>
> Shhhh
>
>> So does anyone (apart from Reinder) actually know who got married? It
>> isn't me. Sean and I think it might be Bev.
>
> SHHHHHHH!!!!
>
> Can't you see this has been converted into a library since you've been 
> gone?

Goddammit, not again. Now, where's my matches? 

"Vigilante" schreef
>>
>> SHHHHHHH!!!!
>>
>> Can't you see this has been converted into a library since you've been 
>> gone?
>
> Goddammit, not again. Now, where's my matches?

See "Why Nobody Can Match John Walker", biographies, aisle 7. While you're 
down there, bring me back "How George William Manby Saved Millions of 
Lives".

-- 
Danny. 

On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 21:38:47 +0100, "Vigilante" <mike@pyros.plus.com>
wrote:

>I see it's gotten pretty quiet round here.
>
>So does anyone (apart from Reinder) actually know who got married? It isn't 
>me. Sean and I think it might be Bev. 

My money's on Pixel.

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Kasper

Kasper wrote:

>> So does anyone (apart from Reinder) actually know who got married? It isn't 
>> me. Sean and I think it might be Bev. 
> 
> My money's on Pixel.

Nope, not yet at least! I can tell you it is somebody from your country, 
Kasper.

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"ervaqre" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message 
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> Kasper wrote:
>
>>> So does anyone (apart from Reinder) actually know who got married? It 
>>> isn't me. Sean and I think it might be Bev.
>>
>> My money's on Pixel.
>
> Nope, not yet at least! I can tell you it is somebody from your country, 
> Kasper.

Well, I know it's not Sean, so it must be Esben! 

Vigilante wrote:

>>>> So does anyone (apart from Reinder) actually know who got married? It 
>>>> isn't me. Sean and I think it might be Bev.
>>> My money's on Pixel.
>> Nope, not yet at least! I can tell you it is somebody from your country, 
>> Kasper.
> 
> Well, I know it's not Sean, so it must be Esben! 

no, it's not esben either! and actually, there are TWO Danish Aglamians 
who got married recently!!

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On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:53:29 +0200, ervaqre <me@privacy.net> wrote:

>> Well, I know it's not Sean, so it must be Esben! 
>
>no, it's not esben either! and actually, there are TWO Danish Aglamians 
>who got married recently!!

Is one of them me?

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"Kasper" schreef
>>> Well, I know it's not Sean, so it must be Esben!
>>
>>no, it's not esben either! and actually, there are TWO Danish Aglamians
>>who got married recently!!
>
> Is one of them me?

Did she have to nag much to get you to tie the knot?

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Danny. 

On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 21:42:52 +0200, "DG"
<dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> wrote:

>>>no, it's not esben either! and actually, there are TWO Danish Aglamians
>>>who got married recently!!
>>
>> Is one of them me?
>
>Did she have to nag much to get you to tie the knot?

Who?

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Kasper wrote:

>>> Well, I know it's not Sean, so it must be Esben! 
>> no, it's not esben either! and actually, there are TWO Danish Aglamians 
>> who got married recently!!
> 
> Is one of them me?

No, you would be the third one if you got married recently. Did you?

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ervaqre

On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:58:53 +0200, ervaqre <me@privacy.net> wrote:

>> Is one of them me?
>
>No, you would be the third one if you got married recently. Did you?

Not to my knowledge. Did you?

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Kasper

Kasper wrote:

>> No, you would be the third one if you got married recently. Did you?
> 
> Not to my knowledge. Did you?

Not me! But hey, do I look Danish?

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ervaqre

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 19:16:56 +0200, ervaqre <me@privacy.net> wrote:

>>> No, you would be the third one if you got married recently. Did you?
>> 
>> Not to my knowledge. Did you?
>
>Not me! But hey, do I look Danish?

Yes, a little bit, now that you mention it. Do you feel Danish?

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Kasper

Kasper wrote:

>> Not me! But hey, do I look Danish?
> 
> Yes, a little bit, now that you mention it. Do you feel Danish?

I think so. I have this sudden urge to eat knäckebröd (but then spelled 
the Danish way)!

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ervaqre

On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:48:29 +0200, ervaqre <m...@privacy.net> wrote:

>>> Not me! But hey, do I look Danish?
>> 
>> Yes, a little bit, now that you mention it. Do you feel Danish?
>
>I think so. I have this sudden urge to eat knäckebröd (but then spelled 
>the Danish way)!

Knækbrød. When are you coming up here to study?

-- 
Kasper

Kasper wrote:

>> I think so. I have this sudden urge to eat knäckebröd (but then spelled 
>> the Danish way)!
> 
> Knækbrød. When are you coming up here to study?

Well, that plan has been discarded. You see, I don't like blonde 
Scandinavian girls that much anymore.

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>>> Hey guys, I'm back from my three-month-long holiday to the US.
>>
>> shhhh
>>
>>> I see it's gotten pretty quiet round here.
>>
>> Shhhh
>>
>>> So does anyone (apart from Reinder) actually know who got married? It
>>> isn't me. Sean and I think it might be Bev.
>>
>> SHHHHHHH!!!!
>>
>> Can't you see this has been converted into a library since you've been 
>> gone?
>
> Goddammit, not again. Now, where's my matches? 

Here. I just tested all of them for you. One didn't work, the other
ones flamed up just fine.

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>>> Not me! But hey, do I look Danish?
>>
>> Yes, a little bit, now that you mention it. Do you feel Danish?
>
> I think so. I have this sudden urge to eat knäckebröd (but then
> spelled the Danish way)!

That's weird. Who eats Knækbrød after all?

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>>> No, you would be the third one if you got married recently. Did you?
>>
>> Not to my knowledge. Did you?
>
> Not me! But hey, do I look Danish?

You certainly do not look like a danish. I wouldn't eat you!

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>>> I think so. I have this sudden urge to eat knäckebröd (but then
>>> spelled the Danish way)!
>>
>> That's weird. Who eats Knækbrød after all?
>
> Knækers?

Perhaps. I never met one.

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>>> Not me! But hey, do I look Danish?
>>
>> You certainly do not look like a danish. I wouldn't eat you!
>
> Maybe he looks more like a great dane.

That wouldn't convince me to eat him!

I would actually think he was bad for your health.

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>>>> That's weird. Who eats Knækbrød after all?
>>>
>>> Knækers?
>>
>> Perhaps. I never met one.
>
> In the the Netherlands we do have rare knækers.

We have some Kvæker. Actually they are a sort of finker, namely
kvækerfinker.

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>>> Maybe he looks more like a great dane.
>>
>> That wouldn't convince me to eat him!
>
> It might be a case of eat or be eaten.

In that case! I'd choose to eat cake. Which reminds me...

... where is Sean?

>> I would actually think he was bad for your health.
>
> Well, so are danish if you eat enough of them. The great dane on the other 
> hand might be good for your health as he gives you a workout when chasing 
> you.
>
> I have no idea how many calories there are in a great dane.

And I guess you donøt know it in joules either?

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>>>>> Knækers?
>>>>
>>>> Perhaps. I never met one.
>>>
>>> In the the Netherlands we do have rare knækers.
>>
>> We have some Kvæker. Actually they are a sort of finker, namely
>> kvækerfinker.
>
> A fink is a vink over here, but this specific one we call a keep. It's 

That doesn't really surprise me - you have a habit of changing f for
v.

> shorter than the latin name, Fringilla montifringilla.

That is, indeed, a Kvækerfinke.

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>>>> That wouldn't convince me to eat him!
>>>
>>> It might be a case of eat or be eaten.
>>
>> In that case! I'd choose to eat cake. Which reminds me...
>>
>> ... where is Sean?
>>
>>> Well, so are danish if you eat enough of them. The great dane on the 
>>> other
>>> hand might be good for your health as he gives you a workout when chasing
>>> you.
>>>
>>> I have no idea how many calories there are in a great dane.
>>
>> And I guess you donøt know it in joules either?
>
> Where's Joules?

He might either be dead, missing - or just stuck in a pub.

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>>>>> In the the Netherlands we do have rare knækers.
>>>>
>>>> We have some Kvæker. Actually they are a sort of finker, namely
>>>> kvækerfinker.
>>>
>>> A fink is a vink over here, but this specific one we call a keep. It's
>>
>> That doesn't really surprise me - you have a habit of changing f for
>> v.
>
> Not when we swear we don't. That we do in perfect english.
>
> To take this idea of substituting letters to the extreme:
> The Dutch make v out of f, the f or v sound however becomes a w in Polish, 
> in Spain they pronounce that w as a b.
>
> Can anyone take that 'b' and pronounce it differently in another language?

No. That's entirely impossible.

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>>>>> Well, so are danish if you eat enough of them. The great dane on the
>>>>> other
>>>>> hand might be good for your health as he gives you a workout when 
>>>>> chasing
>>>>> you.
>>>>>
>>>>> I have no idea how many calories there are in a great dane.
>>>>
>>>> And I guess you donøt know it in joules either?
>>>
>>> Where's Joules?
>>
>> He might either be dead, missing - or just stuck in a pub.
>
> With Linnea?

Perhaps. I haven't seen her since the Denmark Championships in
Beertimate 2004. It was around that time Joules disappeared.

The providers of eletricity in Denmark are pretty frustated that
Joules is gone, actually.

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>>>>>>> I have no idea how many calories there are in a great dane.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And I guess you donøt know it in joules either?
>>>>>
>>>>> Where's Joules?
>>>>
>>>> He might either be dead, missing - or just stuck in a pub.
>>>
>>> With Linnea?
>>
>> Perhaps. I haven't seen her since the Denmark Championships in
>> Beertimate 2004. It was around that time Joules disappeared.
>
> I trust you don't mean disappeared in the sense of a 'creepy guy with a 
> white van' kind of way...

I think it was more yellow than white. But I don't remember the text
on the side.

>> The providers of eletricity in Denmark are pretty frustated that
>> Joules is gone, actually.
>
> Watt???

Watts was in Denmark in the beginning of september but he left
again. It must be something with the electric system.

Perhaps it's because we are (at least almost) the only country in the
world where the electric switches are turned the right way...

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>>>>> With Linnea?
>>>>
>>>> Perhaps. I haven't seen her since the Denmark Championships in
>>>> Beertimate 2004. It was around that time Joules disappeared.
>>>
>>> I trust you don't mean disappeared in the sense of a 'creepy guy with a
>>> white van' kind of way...
>>
>> I think it was more yellow than white. But I don't remember the text
>> on the side.
>
> It wasn't grog-related then.

Or perhaps I made the mis-sightning due to grog.

>>>> The providers of eletricity in Denmark are pretty frustated that
>>>> Joules is gone, actually.
>>>
>>> Watt???
>>
>> Watts was in Denmark in the beginning of september but he left
>> again. It must be something with the electric system.
>>
>> Perhaps it's because we are (at least almost) the only country in the
>> world where the electric switches are turned the right way...
>
> You sound terribly British when you say silly things like that.

Yes Sir! Thank You Sir!

*sneaks a cake into DG's pocket*

*claps DG on his pocket*

Really...!

> And what way would be the right way? Left? And are you talking about 
> lightswitches or breaker switches.

Both.

> For as far as I know lightswitches can be turned any way you want. 
> Left-right, up-down or around.

They can in Denmark too, altough putting them diagonally is forbidden
and is punished with public humiliation.

It is customary that a switch is turned on when it's turned
down. Which seems to be the opposite of most other places.

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>>>> I think it was more yellow than white. But I don't remember the text
>>>> on the side.
>>>
>>> It wasn't grog-related then.
>>
>> Or perhaps I made the mis-sightning due to grog.
>
> Of course one should deny any involvement of grog when making a statement to 
> the police.

Which means I should make sure Pixel does not hear it? He has a pair
of handcuffs after all...

>>>> Watts was in Denmark in the beginning of september but he left
>>>> again. It must be something with the electric system.
>>>>
>>>> Perhaps it's because we are (at least almost) the only country in the
>>>> world where the electric switches are turned the right way...
>>>
>>> You sound terribly British when you say silly things like that.
>>
>> Yes Sir! Thank You Sir!
>>
>> *sneaks a cake into DG's pocket*
>>
>> *claps DG on his pocket*
>>
>> Really...!
>
> I'd rather you'd keep my pockets tidy.

Oh, but No Problem, Sir!

*looks innocent*

Here, have this cake.

> Hmmm, now where's that big fat trout when you need it?

I just smoked it. Anyone for at bite?

>>> For as far as I know lightswitches can be turned any way you want.
>>> Left-right, up-down or around.
>>
>> They can in Denmark too, altough putting them diagonally is forbidden
>> and is punished with public humiliation.
>
> That's because it hasn't dawned ont the humiliated ones that they could 
> claim artistic license and become popular with all the girls that dress in 
> black and wear french hats.

Oh, so *that* was what they were doing at the town square the other
day...

>> It is customary that a switch is turned on when it's turned
>> down. Which seems to be the opposite of most other places.
>
> There doesn't tend to be a logic over here. Especially when one light is 
> connected to two switches...
>
> A quick count at my home gets these results:
>
> 3 bottom half pushed in for light
> 5 top half pushed in for light

A quick count here:

The stairs: five click-and-stay-on-for-two-minutes (or around two
            minutes)
6 push-buttons that has a little marker telling whether it is on or
            off (one with nothing connected)
5 bottom half pushed in for light (two with nothing connected)
None top half pushed in for light

> There's to more downstairs in the dungeons. I refuse to go there after 
> midnight... again.
>
> No left-to-right ones, except on extension cables.

We have one of those but it's on the table, making a mess.

> The truly amazing bit: they all worked.

One of ours don't. Or, as long as you don't push it (the entire
switch, not the button) it mostly works.

> And don't get me started on keys with teeth up or down inserted into locks.

I have given up on that. Also I would be afraid they'd bite with those
teeth.

I think we should have a more detailed survey - blonde and Daffy
should do the research for the States and Australia...

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"Rasmus "Břg" Hansen" schreef
>>>
>>> Or perhaps I made the mis-sightning due to grog.
>>
>> Of course one should deny any involvement of grog when making a statement 
>> to
>> the police.
>
> Which means I should make sure Pixel does not hear it? He has a pair
> of handcuffs after all...

Criminals can have handcuffs too. They hide them behind their backs...

>>> Yes Sir! Thank You Sir!
>>>
>>> *sneaks a cake into DG's pocket*
>>>
>>> *claps DG on his pocket*
>>>
>>> Really...!
>>
>> I'd rather you'd keep my pockets tidy.
>
> Oh, but No Problem, Sir!
>
> *looks innocent*
>
> Here, have this cake.

Why are the candles sizzling?

>> Hmmm, now where's that big fat trout when you need it?
>
> I just smoked it. Anyone for at bite?

No thanks. I don't smoke or eat trout.

>> That's because it hasn't dawned ont the humiliated ones that they could
>> claim artistic license and become popular with all the girls that dress 
>> in
>> black and wear french hats.
>
> Oh, so *that* was what they were doing at the town square the other
> day...

What else could it be?

>> There doesn't tend to be a logic over here. Especially when one light is
>> connected to two switches...
>>
>> A quick count at my home gets these results:
>>
>> 3 bottom half pushed in for light
>> 5 top half pushed in for light
>
> A quick count here:
>
> The stairs: five click-and-stay-on-for-two-minutes (or around two
>            minutes)
> 6 push-buttons that has a little marker telling whether it is on or
>            off (one with nothing connected)
> 5 bottom half pushed in for light (two with nothing connected)
> None top half pushed in for light

We should have an aglami census on this subject, this sample is just too 
small for any definitive conclusions.

>> And don't get me started on keys with teeth up or down inserted into 
>> locks.
>
> I have given up on that. Also I would be afraid they'd bite with those
> teeth.
>
> I think we should have a more detailed survey - blonde and Daffy
> should do the research for the States and Australia...

I was saying that very thing...
Pixel can do the 'switches in the working enviroment' survey, since he is a 
'manusje-van-alles' over there.

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>>>> Or perhaps I made the mis-sightning due to grog.
>>>
>>> Of course one should deny any involvement of grog when making a statement 
>>> to
>>> the police.
>>
>> Which means I should make sure Pixel does not hear it? He has a pair
>> of handcuffs after all...
>
> Criminals can have handcuffs too. They hide them behind their backs...

So, where are Pixels handcuffs hidden?

>>>> Yes Sir! Thank You Sir!
>>>>
>>>> *sneaks a cake into DG's pocket*
>>>>
>>>> *claps DG on his pocket*
>>>>
>>>> Really...!
>>>
>>> I'd rather you'd keep my pockets tidy.
>>
>> Oh, but No Problem, Sir!
>>
>> *looks innocent*
>>
>> Here, have this cake.
>
> Why are the candles sizzling?

They got wet in the rain, just a moment ago.

>>> Hmmm, now where's that big fat trout when you need it?
>>
>> I just smoked it. Anyone for at bite?
>
> No thanks. I don't smoke or eat trout.
>
>>> That's because it hasn't dawned ont the humiliated ones that they could
>>> claim artistic license and become popular with all the girls that dress 
>>> in
>>> black and wear french hats.
>>
>> Oh, so *that* was what they were doing at the town square the other
>> day...
>
> What else could it be?

I don't know. It's kind of obvious now.

>>> There doesn't tend to be a logic over here. Especially when one light is
>>> connected to two switches...
>>>
>>> A quick count at my home gets these results:
>>>
>>> 3 bottom half pushed in for light
>>> 5 top half pushed in for light
>>
>> A quick count here:
>>
>> The stairs: five click-and-stay-on-for-two-minutes (or around two
>>            minutes)
>> 6 push-buttons that has a little marker telling whether it is on or
>>            off (one with nothing connected)
>> 5 bottom half pushed in for light (two with nothing connected)
>> None top half pushed in for light
>
> We should have an aglami census on this subject, this sample is just too 
> small for any definitive conclusions.

Indeed. Come up with your light switch research, people!

>>> And don't get me started on keys with teeth up or down inserted into 
>>> locks.
>>
>> I have given up on that. Also I would be afraid they'd bite with those
>> teeth.
>>
>> I think we should have a more detailed survey - blonde and Daffy
>> should do the research for the States and Australia...
>
> I was saying that very thing...
> Pixel can do the 'switches in the working enviroment' survey, since he is a 
> 'manusje-van-alles' over there.

Good thing I won't do that. University of Copenhagen is 346.000 square
meters and have 35.000 students and employees. Also there are many
buildings where I'm not allowed to be, I think.

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>>>> Which means I should make sure Pixel does not hear it? He has a pair
>>>> of handcuffs after all...
>>>
>>> Criminals can have handcuffs too. They hide them behind their backs...
>>
>> So, where are Pixels handcuffs hidden?
>
> In plain sight?

Not on the plains I frequent.

Well "frquent" might be a bit overkill, but "not on the plains I
seldom" sounds stupid.

>>>> Oh, but No Problem, Sir!
>>>>
>>>> *looks innocent*
>>>>
>>>> Here, have this cake.
>>>
>>> Why are the candles sizzling?
>>
>> They got wet in the rain, just a moment ago.
>
> Waterproof candles? Cool! Apparently they're made by some company called 
> TNT, as that's written on them.

Yeah, could you hold it for me?

>>> We should have an aglami census on this subject, this sample is just too
>>> small for any definitive conclusions.
>>
>> Indeed. Come up with your light switch research, people!
>
> Yes, it would make aglami a busy and happening place again.

As it should be! Where are the results? Are you still researching out
there?

>>> I was saying that very thing...
>>> Pixel can do the 'switches in the working enviroment' survey, since he is 
>>> a
>>> 'manusje-van-alles' over there.
>>
>> Good thing I won't do that. University of Copenhagen is 346.000 square
>> meters and have 35.000 students and employees. Also there are many
>> buildings where I'm not allowed to be, I think.
>
> The building that says "no Rasmusses allowed" for one..
> That's an improvement over the previous sign: "please tie your Rasmus to 
> this pole"

They used to have pictures of me with a big red cross over. They
changed the pictures every time I had my hair cut. Then they had it
changed to the "tie your... " signs - but they realised they had no
poles to tie to, so they just put up the "No Rasmusses allowed".

Anyway it's just the building containing ice cores, not the bar or
something important like that.

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>>>> So, where are Pixels handcuffs hidden?
>>>
>>> In plain sight?
>>
>> Not on the plains I frequent.
>>
>> Well "frquent" might be a bit overkill, but "not on the plains I
>> seldom" sounds stupid.
>
> Accuracy has its price.

You know, you can't ever be accurate on time and position. That is why
frequenting plains is so difficult.

>>>>> Why are the candles sizzling?
>>>>
>>>> They got wet in the rain, just a moment ago.
>>>
>>> Waterproof candles? Cool! Apparently they're made by some company called
>>> TNT, as that's written on them.
>>
>> Yeah, could you hold it for me?
>
> I'm rather busy counting switches.

At least you're doing something useful.

>>>>> We should have an aglami census on this subject, this sample is just 
>>>>> too
>>>>> small for any definitive conclusions.
>>>>
>>>> Indeed. Come up with your light switch research, people!
>>>
>>> Yes, it would make aglami a busy and happening place again.
>>
>> As it should be! Where are the results? Are you still researching out
>> there?
>
> I've got a research trip planned to Belgium.

I think I'll soon take a research trip to Norway. I might get it
sponsored.

> Of course we could first take a pole if the aglamians want a survey like 
> this and if they'd actually participate.

*votes against*

>>> The building that says "no Rasmusses allowed" for one..
>>> That's an improvement over the previous sign: "please tie your Rasmus to
>>> this pole"
>>
>> They used to have pictures of me with a big red cross over. They
>> changed the pictures every time I had my hair cut. Then they had it
>> changed to the "tie your... " signs - but they realised they had no
>> poles to tie to, so they just put up the "No Rasmusses allowed".
>
> They could have had those Poles tied down so they couldn't run away. It's 
> waaaaay to hard to tie a Rasmus to a running Pole.

Learn proper knot-tieing. Pixel might be able to teach you that.

>> Anyway it's just the building containing ice cores, not the bar or
>> something important like that.
>
> Did you at one time screw up a carbon dating of an ice core by licking it 
> and getting your tongue frozen to it? And was this before Dumb and Dumber or 
> after?

I think the problem was that they found DNA material from me in the
icecores and blamed it on me...

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"Rasmus "Břg" Hansen"  schreef
>>>
>>> Yeah, could you hold it for me?
>>
>> I'm rather busy counting switches.
>
> At least you're doing something useful.

It'd be more useful if I'd get paid for it.

>>>
>>> As it should be! Where are the results? Are you still researching out
>>> there?
>>
>> I've got a research trip planned to Belgium.
>
> I think I'll soon take a research trip to Norway. I might get it
> sponsored.

Hmmm, maybe by a company called switch or something.

>> Of course we could first take a pole if the aglamians want a survey like
>> this and if they'd actually participate.
>
> *votes against*

Luckily we're using a diebold, so anything can happen.

>> They could have had those Poles tied down so they couldn't run away. It's
>> waaaaay to hard to tie a Rasmus to a running Pole.
>
> Learn proper knot-tieing. Pixel might be able to teach you that.

Nah, I don't wanna run around wearing a knotty merit badge.

>> Did you at one time screw up a carbon dating of an ice core by licking it
>> and getting your tongue frozen to it? And was this before Dumb and Dumber 
>> or
>> after?
>
> I think the problem was that they found DNA material from me in the
> icecores and blamed it on me...

Of course no-one realised that a person from that era actually had the same 
genes as you.

-- 
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>>>>
>>>> Yeah, could you hold it for me?
>>>
>>> I'm rather busy counting switches.
>>
>> At least you're doing something useful.
>
> It'd be more useful if I'd get paid for it.

Getting paid is übernice.

>>>> As it should be! Where are the results? Are you still researching out
>>>> there?
>>>
>>> I've got a research trip planned to Belgium.
>>
>> I think I'll soon take a research trip to Norway. I might get it
>> sponsored.
>
> Hmmm, maybe by a company called switch or something.

http://www.switch.ch/

Perhaps these do switch analysis...

>>> Of course we could first take a pole if the aglamians want a survey like
>>> this and if they'd actually participate.
>>
>> *votes against*
>
> Luckily we're using a diebold, so anything can happen.

I still vote against. I always do. What were we voting for?

>>> They could have had those Poles tied down so they couldn't run away. It's
>>> waaaaay to hard to tie a Rasmus to a running Pole.
>>
>> Learn proper knot-tieing. Pixel might be able to teach you that.
>
> Nah, I don't wanna run around wearing a knotty merit badge.

Then don't go around tying bad knots!

>>> Did you at one time screw up a carbon dating of an ice core by licking it
>>> and getting your tongue frozen to it? And was this before Dumb and Dumber 
>>> or
>>> after?
>>
>> I think the problem was that they found DNA material from me in the
>> icecores and blamed it on me...
>
> Of course no-one realised that a person from that era actually had the same 
> genes as you.

Exactly :-)

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"Rasmus "B�g" Hansen" schreef
>>> At least you're doing something useful.
>>
>> It'd be more useful if I'd get paid for it.
>
> Getting paid is �bernice.

 What's getting paid a lot then? Super-�bernice?

>>> I think I'll soon take a research trip to Norway. I might get it
>>> sponsored.
>>
>> Hmmm, maybe by a company called switch or something.
>
> http://www.switch.ch/
>
> Perhaps these do switch analysis...

So the Swiss do more than make chocolate, cuckoo clocks, holes separated by 
bits of cheese and multifunctional cutting edge pocket gear.

>>>> Of course we could first take a pole if the aglamians want a survey 
>>>> like
>>>> this and if they'd actually participate.
>>>
>>> *votes against*
>>
>> Luckily we're using a diebold, so anything can happen.
>
> I still vote against. I always do. What were we voting for?

Either the plan to take a vote on participating in an international switch 
count or just against in taking part in the switch-counting itself.

Would you vote against a plan *Not* to take part in an international switch 
count?

>>> Learn proper knot-tieing. Pixel might be able to teach you that.
>>
>> Nah, I don't wanna run around wearing a knotty merit badge.
>
> Then don't go around tying bad knots!

But that's the plan! By making bad knots I cannot get a merit badge for 
knots. Hence I won't have to look silly with the badge on me!

Can someone help me tie my shoelaces?

>>> I think the problem was that they found DNA material from me in the
>>> icecores and blamed it on me...
>>
>> Of course no-one realised that a person from that era actually had the 
>> same
>> genes as you.
>
> Exactly :-)

It explains your low forehead, big brow ridges and the fact you always carry 
a club. :o)

-- 
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>>>> At least you're doing something useful.
>>>
>>> It'd be more useful if I'd get paid for it.
>>
>> Getting paid is übernice.
>
>  What's getting paid a lot then? Super-übernice?

Or Mega-Übernice.

>>>> I think I'll soon take a research trip to Norway. I might get it
>>>> sponsored.
>>>
>>> Hmmm, maybe by a company called switch or something.
>>
>> http://www.switch.ch/
>>
>> Perhaps these do switch analysis...
>
> So the Swiss do more than make chocolate, cuckoo clocks, holes separated by 
> bits of cheese and multifunctional cutting edge pocket gear.

Yeah, and who'd believe that, just few days ago!

>>>>> Of course we could first take a pole if the aglamians want a survey 
>>>>> like
>>>>> this and if they'd actually participate.
>>>>
>>>> *votes against*
>>>
>>> Luckily we're using a diebold, so anything can happen.
>>
>> I still vote against. I always do. What were we voting for?
>
> Either the plan to take a vote on participating in an international switch 
> count or just against in taking part in the switch-counting itself.

Oh my. I still vote against.

> Would you vote against a plan *Not* to take part in an international switch 
> count?

YES!

>>>> Learn proper knot-tieing. Pixel might be able to teach you that.
>>>
>>> Nah, I don't wanna run around wearing a knotty merit badge.
>>
>> Then don't go around tying bad knots!
>
> But that's the plan! By making bad knots I cannot get a merit badge for 
> knots. Hence I won't have to look silly with the badge on me!

You could burn the badge, though. Of course that could result in lots
of toxic smoke.

> Can someone help me tie my shoelaces?

Have you heard of velcro?

>>>> I think the problem was that they found DNA material from me in the
>>>> icecores and blamed it on me...
>>>
>>> Of course no-one realised that a person from that era actually had the 
>>> same
>>> genes as you.
>>
>> Exactly :-)
>
> It explains your low forehead, big brow ridges and the fact you always carry 
> a club. :o)

Now what's wrong with that? I *am* from Denmark, after all...

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"Rasmus "B�g" Hansen" schreef
>>> Getting paid is �bernice.
>>
>>  What's getting paid a lot then? Super-�bernice?
>
> Or Mega-�bernice.

I wonder what the Super Mega-�bernice-Power-Rangers get paid.

>>> I still vote against. I always do. What were we voting for?
>>
>> Either the plan to take a vote on participating in an international 
>> switch
>> count or just against in taking part in the switch-counting itself.
>
> Oh my. I still vote against.
>
>> Would you vote against a plan *Not* to take part in an international 
>> switch
>> count?
>
> YES!

Okay, so lets vote on this then:

"Let's not do an international count on how switches are turned on or off"

That way we've got Rasmus' vote in the bag.

>>> Then don't go around tying bad knots!
>>
>> But that's the plan! By making bad knots I cannot get a merit badge for
>> knots. Hence I won't have to look silly with the badge on me!
>
> You could burn the badge, though. Of course that could result in lots
> of toxic smoke.
>
>> Can someone help me tie my shoelaces?
>
> Have you heard of velcro?

Yes, it messes up the shoelaces real bad.

>>>> Of course no-one realised that a person from that era actually had the
>>>> same
>>>> genes as you.
>>>
>>> Exactly :-)
>>
>> It explains your low forehead, big brow ridges and the fact you always 
>> carry
>> a club. :o)
>
> Now what's wrong with that? I *am* from Denmark, after all...

That means that I might be Danish!!! Well, except for the club, that is.

-- 
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>>>> Getting paid is übernice.
>>>
>>>  What's getting paid a lot then? Super-übernice?
>>
>> Or Mega-Übernice.
>
> I wonder what the Super Mega-Übernice-Power-Rangers get paid.

They are paid in wooden nickels.

>>>> I still vote against. I always do. What were we voting for?
>>>
>>> Either the plan to take a vote on participating in an international 
>>> switch
>>> count or just against in taking part in the switch-counting itself.
>>
>> Oh my. I still vote against.
>>
>>> Would you vote against a plan *Not* to take part in an international 
>>> switch
>>> count?
>>
>> YES!
>
> Okay, so lets vote on this then:
>
> "Let's not do an international count on how switches are turned on or off"

I vote against!

> That way we've got Rasmus' vote in the bag.

Oh my! That was some trick.

>>>> Then don't go around tying bad knots!
>>>
>>> But that's the plan! By making bad knots I cannot get a merit badge for
>>> knots. Hence I won't have to look silly with the badge on me!
>>
>> You could burn the badge, though. Of course that could result in lots
>> of toxic smoke.
>>
>>> Can someone help me tie my shoelaces?
>>
>> Have you heard of velcro?
>
> Yes, it messes up the shoelaces real bad.

It's almost as good as tying the shoelaces together. That's the oldest
trick in the book.

>>>>> Of course no-one realised that a person from that era actually had the
>>>>> same
>>>>> genes as you.
>>>>
>>>> Exactly :-)
>>>
>>> It explains your low forehead, big brow ridges and the fact you always 
>>> carry
>>> a club. :o)
>>
>> Now what's wrong with that? I *am* from Denmark, after all...
>
> That means that I might be Danish!!! Well, except for the club, that is.

Are you a danish? Mmmm, danish.

Now see, I'm all hungry!

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>> Or Mega-Übernice.
>> I wonder what the Super Mega-Übernice-Power-Rangers get paid.
> 
> They are paid in wooden nickels.

As long as it isn't pine wood.

>> Okay, so lets vote on this then:
>>
>> "Let's not do an international count on how switches are turned on or off"
> 
> I vote against!

Good for you.

>> That way we've got Rasmus' vote in the bag.
> 
> Oh my! That was some trick.

And they say sarcasm doesn't work on usenet.

>>> Have you heard of velcro?
>> Yes, it messes up the shoelaces real bad.
> 
> It's almost as good as tying the shoelaces together. That's the oldest
> trick in the book.

Can I borrow that book?

>>>> It explains your low forehead, big brow ridges and the fact you always 
>>>> carry
>>>> a club. :o)
>>> Now what's wrong with that? I *am* from Denmark, after all...
>> That means that I might be Danish!!! Well, except for the club, that is.
> 
> Are you a danish? Mmmm, danish.
> 
> Now see, I'm all hungry!

Don't look at me, I'm NOT Danish.

-- 
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>>>> Or Mega-Übernice.
>>> I wonder what the Super Mega-Übernice-Power-Rangers get paid.
>>
>> They are paid in wooden nickels.
>
> As long as it isn't pine wood.

Pine wood is so hard to get after pine was banned. Pine on the other
hand...

>>> Okay, so lets vote on this then:
>>>
>>> "Let's not do an international count on how switches are turned on or off"
>>
>> I vote against!
>
> Good for you.

Thank you.

>>> That way we've got Rasmus' vote in the bag.
>>
>> Oh my! That was some trick.
>
> And they say sarcasm doesn't work on usenet.

If it did, I'd vote against it.

>>>> Have you heard of velcro?
>>> Yes, it messes up the shoelaces real bad.
>>
>> It's almost as good as tying the shoelaces together. That's the oldest
>> trick in the book.
>
> Can I borrow that book?

No. It is locked away. It is worth a fortune, you know. Because it's
so old.

>>>>> It explains your low forehead, big brow ridges and the fact you
>>>>> always carry
>>>>> a club. :o)
>>>> Now what's wrong with that? I *am* from Denmark, after all...
>>> That means that I might be Danish!!! Well, except for the club, that is.
>>
>> Are you a danish? Mmmm, danish.
>>
>> Now see, I'm all hungry!
>
> Don't look at me, I'm NOT Danish.

*stops looking*

*starts looking again*

Ewwww!

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>> They are paid in wooden nickels.
>> As long as it isn't pine wood.
> 
> Pine wood is so hard to get after pine was banned. Pine on the other
> hand...

If you ban pine, they'll start to pine for it.

>>> Oh my! That was some trick.
>> And they say sarcasm doesn't work on usenet.
> 
> If it did, I'd vote against it.

You feel sarcasm should be as banned as pine?

>>> It's almost as good as tying the shoelaces together. That's the oldest
>>> trick in the book.
>> Can I borrow that book?
> 
> No. It is locked away. It is worth a fortune, you know. Because it's
> so old.

Not everything gets more valuable by getting older. Danish for one...

>>> Are you a danish? Mmmm, danish.
>>>
>>> Now see, I'm all hungry!
>> Don't look at me, I'm NOT Danish.
> 
> *stops looking*
> 
> *starts looking again*
> 
> Ewwww!

Okay, so maybe I do look a bit Danish. Albeit old Danish.

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>>>> They are paid in wooden nickels.
>>> As long as it isn't pine wood.
>>
>> Pine wood is so hard to get after pine was banned. Pine on the other
>> hand...
>
> If you ban pine, they'll start to pine for it.

Not again. It almost makes me want pine.

>>>> Oh my! That was some trick.
>>> And they say sarcasm doesn't work on usenet.
>>
>> If it did, I'd vote against it.
>
> You feel sarcasm should be as banned as pine?

I like sarcasm, actually. You can't just ban sarcasm as pine, when it
isn't pine.

>>>> It's almost as good as tying the shoelaces together. That's the oldest
>>>> trick in the book.
>>> Can I borrow that book?
>>
>> No. It is locked away. It is worth a fortune, you know. Because it's
>> so old.
>
> Not everything gets more valuable by getting older. Danish for one...

No, they get eaten before they get valuable.

>>>> Are you a danish? Mmmm, danish.
>>>>
>>>> Now see, I'm all hungry!
>>> Don't look at me, I'm NOT Danish.
>>
>> *stops looking*
>>
>> *starts looking again*
>>
>> Ewwww!
>
> Okay, so maybe I do look a bit Danish. Albeit old Danish.

Ah, I think I have a bit of Gammel Dansk somewhere.

*gets drunk*

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>>> It's almost as good as tying the shoelaces together. That's the oldest
>>>>> trick in the book.
>>>> Can I borrow that book?
>>> No. It is locked away. It is worth a fortune, you know. Because it's
>>> so old.
>> Not everything gets more valuable by getting older. Danish for one...
> 
> No, they get eaten before they get valuable.

Danish are never safe, not even from vegetarian cannibals.

>>> *stops looking*
>>>
>>> *starts looking again*
>>>
>>> Ewwww!
>> Okay, so maybe I do look a bit Danish. Albeit old Danish.
> 
> Ah, I think I have a bit of Gammel Dansk somewhere.
> 
> *gets drunk*

The Dutch word gammel means wonky. Probably very apt if you're talking 
about an alcoholic beverage.

-- 
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>>>>>> It's almost as good as tying the shoelaces together. That's the oldest
>>>>>> trick in the book.
>>>>> Can I borrow that book?
>>>> No. It is locked away. It is worth a fortune, you know. Because it's
>>>> so old.
>>> Not everything gets more valuable by getting older. Danish for one...
>>
>> No, they get eaten before they get valuable.
>
> Danish are never safe, not even from vegetarian cannibals.

That's easy to say. You should *try* that!

>>>> *stops looking*
>>>>
>>>> *starts looking again*
>>>>
>>>> Ewwww!
>>> Okay, so maybe I do look a bit Danish. Albeit old Danish.
>>
>> Ah, I think I have a bit of Gammel Dansk somewhere.
>>
>> *gets drunk*
>
> The Dutch word gammel means wonky. Probably very apt if you're talking
> about an alcoholic beverage.

Oh. The above seems to pinpoint the danish meaning.

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> Not everything gets more valuable by getting older. Danish for one...
>>> No, they get eaten before they get valuable.
>> Danish are never safe, not even from vegetarian cannibals.
> 
> That's easy to say. You should *try* that!

Being Danish, or Veggiebal?

>>>> Okay, so maybe I do look a bit Danish. Albeit old Danish.
>>> Ah, I think I have a bit of Gammel Dansk somewhere.
>>>
>>> *gets drunk*
>> The Dutch word gammel means wonky. Probably very apt if you're talking
>> about an alcoholic beverage.
> 
> Oh. The above seems to pinpoint the danish meaning.

So, we Dutch are actually Danish?

Okay, now we're stuck with a chicken or the egg question. What came 
first? The wonky meaning of gammel or the drinky meaning of gammel???

-- 
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>>>>> Not everything gets more valuable by getting older. Danish for one...
>>>> No, they get eaten before they get valuable.
>>> Danish are never safe, not even from vegetarian cannibals.
>>
>> That's easy to say. You should *try* that!
>
> Being Danish, or Veggiebal?

Both. It is quite hard.

>>>>> Okay, so maybe I do look a bit Danish. Albeit old Danish.
>>>> Ah, I think I have a bit of Gammel Dansk somewhere.
>>>>
>>>> *gets drunk*
>>> The Dutch word gammel means wonky. Probably very apt if you're talking
>>> about an alcoholic beverage.
>>
>> Oh. The above seems to pinpoint the danish meaning.
>
> So, we Dutch are actually Danish?
>
> Okay, now we're stuck with a chicken or the egg question. What came
> first? The wonky meaning of gammel or the drinky meaning of gammel???

Whoever saw a Gammel Dansk with a chicken in it???

And wouldn't the egg just be conserved, unable to become a chicken?

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Rasmus Bøg Hansen schreef:
>>>> Danish are never safe, not even from vegetarian cannibals.
>>> That's easy to say. You should *try* that!
>> Being Danish, or Veggiebal?
> 
> Both. It is quite hard.

Veggiebal could be a sport also. Being Danish is one of the rules.

>> Okay, now we're stuck with a chicken or the egg question. What came
>> first? The wonky meaning of gammel or the drinky meaning of gammel???
> 
> Whoever saw a Gammel Dansk with a chicken in it???

After the tequila, the chicken thought every bottle contained a worm. 
That's how it ended up in there.

> And wouldn't the egg just be conserved, unable to become a chicken?

Finally! Eternal youth!

-- 
Danny.