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"DG" <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>> At least you're doing something useful.
>>>
>>> It'd be more useful if I'd get paid for it.
>>
>> Getting paid is übernice.
>
>  What's getting paid a lot then? Super-übernice?

Or Mega-Übernice.

>>>> I think I'll soon take a research trip to Norway. I might get it
>>>> sponsored.
>>>
>>> Hmmm, maybe by a company called switch or something.
>>
>> http://www.switch.ch/
>>
>> Perhaps these do switch analysis...
>
> So the Swiss do more than make chocolate, cuckoo clocks, holes separated by 
> bits of cheese and multifunctional cutting edge pocket gear.

Yeah, and who'd believe that, just few days ago!

>>>>> Of course we could first take a pole if the aglamians want a survey 
>>>>> like
>>>>> this and if they'd actually participate.
>>>>
>>>> *votes against*
>>>
>>> Luckily we're using a diebold, so anything can happen.
>>
>> I still vote against. I always do. What were we voting for?
>
> Either the plan to take a vote on participating in an international switch 
> count or just against in taking part in the switch-counting itself.

Oh my. I still vote against.

> Would you vote against a plan *Not* to take part in an international switch 
> count?

YES!

>>>> Learn proper knot-tieing. Pixel might be able to teach you that.
>>>
>>> Nah, I don't wanna run around wearing a knotty merit badge.
>>
>> Then don't go around tying bad knots!
>
> But that's the plan! By making bad knots I cannot get a merit badge for 
> knots. Hence I won't have to look silly with the badge on me!

You could burn the badge, though. Of course that could result in lots
of toxic smoke.

> Can someone help me tie my shoelaces?

Have you heard of velcro?

>>>> I think the problem was that they found DNA material from me in the
>>>> icecores and blamed it on me...
>>>
>>> Of course no-one realised that a person from that era actually had the 
>>> same
>>> genes as you.
>>
>> Exactly :-)
>
> It explains your low forehead, big brow ridges and the fact you always carry 
> a club. :o)

Now what's wrong with that? I *am* from Denmark, after all...

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