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"DG" <dammygerritsen@censored.zzn.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

>>>> Which means I should make sure Pixel does not hear it? He has a pair
>>>> of handcuffs after all...
>>>
>>> Criminals can have handcuffs too. They hide them behind their backs...
>>
>> So, where are Pixels handcuffs hidden?
>
> In plain sight?

Not on the plains I frequent.

Well "frquent" might be a bit overkill, but "not on the plains I
seldom" sounds stupid.

>>>> Oh, but No Problem, Sir!
>>>>
>>>> *looks innocent*
>>>>
>>>> Here, have this cake.
>>>
>>> Why are the candles sizzling?
>>
>> They got wet in the rain, just a moment ago.
>
> Waterproof candles? Cool! Apparently they're made by some company called 
> TNT, as that's written on them.

Yeah, could you hold it for me?

>>> We should have an aglami census on this subject, this sample is just too
>>> small for any definitive conclusions.
>>
>> Indeed. Come up with your light switch research, people!
>
> Yes, it would make aglami a busy and happening place again.

As it should be! Where are the results? Are you still researching out
there?

>>> I was saying that very thing...
>>> Pixel can do the 'switches in the working enviroment' survey, since he is 
>>> a
>>> 'manusje-van-alles' over there.
>>
>> Good thing I won't do that. University of Copenhagen is 346.000 square
>> meters and have 35.000 students and employees. Also there are many
>> buildings where I'm not allowed to be, I think.
>
> The building that says "no Rasmusses allowed" for one..
> That's an improvement over the previous sign: "please tie your Rasmus to 
> this pole"

They used to have pictures of me with a big red cross over. They
changed the pictures every time I had my hair cut. Then they had it
changed to the "tie your... " signs - but they realised they had no
poles to tie to, so they just put up the "No Rasmusses allowed".

Anyway it's just the building containing ice cores, not the bar or
something important like that.

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