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In article <38151...@news2.cluster1.telinco.net>,
  "Jim McLarnon" <j...@netcash.i12.com> wrote:
> Hi there,
> My name is Jim McLarnon and I invite everyone visit my site,

 Screw you



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                              someone else.

(check all boxes that apply)

Dear:

 [X] Clueless Newbie   [X] Lamer         [ ] Flamer
 [X] Loser             [X] Spammer       [X] Troller
 [ ] "Me too" er       [ ] Pervert       [ ] Geek
 [ ] Freak             [X] Nerd          [ ] Elvis
 [ ] Racist            [ ] Fed           [ ] Freak
 [ ] Fundamentalist    [ ] Satanist      [ ] Homeopath
 [X] Unbearably self-righteous person


I took exception to your recent Post to:
ALT.GAMES.DUKE3D


It was (check all that apply):

 [X] Lame           [X] Stupid         [ ] Abusive
 [ ] Clueless       [X] Idiotic        [X] Brain-damaged
 [X] Imbecilic      [X] Arrogant       [ ] Malevolent
 [X] Contemptible   [ ] Libelous       [X] Ignorant
 [X] Clueless       [X] Stupid         [ ] Fundamentalist
 [X] Boring         [ ] Dim            [ ] Cowardly
 [ ] Deceitful      [ ] Demented       [X] Self-righteous
 [ ] Crazy          [ ] Weird          [ ] Hypocritical
 [X] Loathsome      [ ] Satanic        [X] Despicable
 [X] Belligerent    [X] Mind-numbing   [ ] Maladroit
 [X] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be
capable.



 Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

 [ ] You posted what should have been emailed
 [X] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
 [X] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
 [ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
 [ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
 [ ] You self-righteously impose your perverted beliefs on others
 [ ] You asked for someone to post/e-mail you the full version of:

  [ ] Duke 3d   [ ] Doom/Doom2   [ ] Quake 1, 2 or 3
  [ ] Other game____________________________________


 [ ] You said that __________ sucks and ___________ rules
 [ ] You asked for an AOL h4|<|<0r pR0gG|3
 [ ] You are a w4r3z d00d asking for w4r3z
 [ ] You are a w4r3z d00d advertising w4r3z
 [ ] You posted yet another "All Advantage" ad
 [?] You posted the same spam over and over again on different dates.
 [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
 [X] You don't know which group to post in
 [X] You posted something totally uninteresting
 [X] You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups
 [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
 [ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
 [ ] You started a long, stupid thread
 [ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
 [X] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
 [ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
 [ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
 [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
 [ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
 [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
 [ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
 [ ] You said "me too" to something
 [ ] You make no sense
 [X] Your sig/alias is dreadful
 [X] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless.
 [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
 [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
 [ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
 [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable.  Each
line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making it hard
to read.
 [ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
 [ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a
TRS-80
 [ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
 [X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
 [X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
 [X] You are a loser.
 [ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
 [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
     worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.


 To repent, you must:

 [X] Get a clue
 [X] Get a life
 [X] Go away
 [X] Grow up
 [X] Never post again
 [X] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
 [ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
 [ ] stop sending Email and get a life
 [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
 [X] Have your medication adjusted
 [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
 [X] find a volcano and throw yourself in
 [ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
 [X] Actually post something relevant
 [X] Read the FAQ
 [X] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
 [X] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
 [X] consume excrement
 [X] consume excrement and thus expire
 [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
 [X] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
 [X] Delete Windoze and use Dos and actualy learn how the inner
    workings of your computer works
 [X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing


 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

 [X] You need to seek psychiatric help
 [X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
 [X] *plonk*
 [X] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
 [ ] Most of the above
 [ ] All of the above
 [ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
 [ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.








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