🚀 go-pugleaf

Gee, It must have taken you a lot longer to fill that form in then for that guy
to fire his spam off to a zillion other newsgroups.

bala...@my-deja.com wrote:

> In article <38151...@news2.cluster1.telinco.net>,
>   "Jim McLarnon" <j...@netcash.i12.com> wrote:
> > Hi there,
> > My name is Jim McLarnon and I invite everyone visit my site,
>
>  Screw you
>
>                  STANDARDIZED USENET BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
>                           (C) copyright 1999 by
>                               someone else.
>
> (check all boxes that apply)
>
> Dear:
>
>  [X] Clueless Newbie   [X] Lamer         [ ] Flamer
>  [X] Loser             [X] Spammer       [X] Troller
>  [ ] "Me too" er       [ ] Pervert       [ ] Geek
>  [ ] Freak             [X] Nerd          [ ] Elvis
>  [ ] Racist            [ ] Fed           [ ] Freak
>  [ ] Fundamentalist    [ ] Satanist      [ ] Homeopath
>  [X] Unbearably self-righteous person
>
> I took exception to your recent Post to:
> ALT.GAMES.DUKE3D
>
> It was (check all that apply):
>
>  [X] Lame           [X] Stupid         [ ] Abusive
>  [ ] Clueless       [X] Idiotic        [X] Brain-damaged
>  [X] Imbecilic      [X] Arrogant       [ ] Malevolent
>  [X] Contemptible   [ ] Libelous       [X] Ignorant
>  [X] Clueless       [X] Stupid         [ ] Fundamentalist
>  [X] Boring         [ ] Dim            [ ] Cowardly
>  [ ] Deceitful      [ ] Demented       [X] Self-righteous
>  [ ] Crazy          [ ] Weird          [ ] Hypocritical
>  [X] Loathsome      [ ] Satanic        [X] Despicable
>  [X] Belligerent    [X] Mind-numbing   [ ] Maladroit
>  [X] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be
> capable.
>
>  Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
>
>  [ ] You posted what should have been emailed
>  [X] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
>  [X] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
>  [ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
>  [ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
>  [ ] You self-righteously impose your perverted beliefs on others
>  [ ] You asked for someone to post/e-mail you the full version of:
>
>   [ ] Duke 3d   [ ] Doom/Doom2   [ ] Quake 1, 2 or 3
>   [ ] Other game____________________________________
>
>  [ ] You said that __________ sucks and ___________ rules
>  [ ] You asked for an AOL h4|<|<0r pR0gG|3
>  [ ] You are a w4r3z d00d asking for w4r3z
>  [ ] You are a w4r3z d00d advertising w4r3z
>  [ ] You posted yet another "All Advantage" ad
>  [?] You posted the same spam over and over again on different dates.
>  [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
>  [X] You don't know which group to post in
>  [X] You posted something totally uninteresting
>  [X] You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups
>  [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
>  [ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
>  [ ] You started a long, stupid thread
>  [ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
>  [X] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
>  [ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
>  [ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
>  [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
>  [ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
>  [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
>  [ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
>  [ ] You said "me too" to something
>  [ ] You make no sense
>  [X] Your sig/alias is dreadful
>  [X] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless.
>  [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
>  [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
>  [ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
>  [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable.  Each
> line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making it hard
> to read.
>  [ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
>  [ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a
> TRS-80
>  [ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
>  [X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
>  [X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
>  [X] You are a loser.
>  [ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
>  [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
>      worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.
>
>  To repent, you must:
>
>  [X] Get a clue
>  [X] Get a life
>  [X] Go away
>  [X] Grow up
>  [X] Never post again
>  [X] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
>  [ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
>  [ ] stop sending Email and get a life
>  [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
>  [X] Have your medication adjusted
>  [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
>  [X] find a volcano and throw yourself in
>  [ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
>  [X] Actually post something relevant
>  [X] Read the FAQ
>  [X] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
>  [X] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
>  [X] consume excrement
>  [X] consume excrement and thus expire
>  [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
>  [X] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
>  [X] Delete Windoze and use Dos and actualy learn how the inner
>     workings of your computer works
>  [X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
>
>  In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>
>  [X] You need to seek psychiatric help
>  [X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
>  [X] *plonk*
>  [X] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
>  [ ] Most of the above
>  [ ] All of the above
>  [ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
>  [ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

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