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On 17 Oct 2006 07:06:33 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>
>The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> On 16 Oct 2006 10:57:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:03 +0000 (UTC), "(PeteCresswell)"
>> >> <x@y.Invalid> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >Per Ken:
>> >> >>I was listening to the news today and a story came on about the
>> >> >>sectarian violence in Iraq, and the Sunni blowing up the Shiite, and
>> >> >>then Shiite beheading the Sunni, and then the ....  And I thought, "Why
>> >> >>can't the different sects just get along? There can't be that big a
>> >> >>difference."
>> >> >
>> >> >--------------------------------------------------------------
>> >> >I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge,
>> >> >about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
>> >> >
>> >> >"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
>> >> >
>> >> >I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
>> >> >
>> >> >"Like what?"
>> >> >
>> >> >"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
>> >> >
>> >> >"Religious."
>> >> >
>> >> >"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
>> >> >
>> >> >"Christian."
>> >> >
>> >> >"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
>> >> >
>> >> >"Protestant."
>> >> >
>> >> >"Me too! Are you Methodist or Baptist?"
>> >> >
>> >> >"Methodist."
>> >> >
>> >> >"Wow! Me too! Are you First United Methodist or Free Methodist?"
>> >> >
>> >> >"Free Methodist."
>> >> >
>> >> >"Me too! Are you Original Free Methodist, or are you Reformed Free Methodist?"
>> >> >
>> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist."
>> >> >
>> >> >"Me too! Are you Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Free
>> >> >Methodist, reformation of 1915?"
>> >> >
>> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1915!"
>> >> >
>> >> >To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
>> >>
>> >> Now let's rewrite that joke for orthodox/conservative/reform jews.
>> >
>> >Why are you so hateful towards your own people, Rabbi?
>> 
>> Shalom, asshole!
>
>Good boy!  Now, go fetch the stick again...

Now blow it out your ass.  Be sure to point your rear at 'Israel'.