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The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
> On 17 Oct 2006 07:06:33 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
> >> On 16 Oct 2006 10:57:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
> >> >> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:03 +0000 (UTC), "(PeteCresswell)"
> >> >> <x@y.Invalid> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Per Ken:
> >> >> >>I was listening to the news today and a story came on about the
> >> >> >>sectarian violence in Iraq, and the Sunni blowing up the Shiite, and
> >> >> >>then Shiite beheading the Sunni, and then the ....  And I thought, "Why
> >> >> >>can't the different sects just get along? There can't be that big a
> >> >> >>difference."
> >> >> >
> >> >> >--------------------------------------------------------------
> >> >> >I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge,
> >> >> >about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Like what?"
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Religious."
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Christian."
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Protestant."
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Methodist or Baptist?"
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Methodist."
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Wow! Me too! Are you First United Methodist or Free Methodist?"
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Free Methodist."
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Original Free Methodist, or are you Reformed Free Methodist?"
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist."
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Free
> >> >> >Methodist, reformation of 1915?"
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1915!"
> >> >> >
> >> >> >To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
> >> >>
> >> >> Now let's rewrite that joke for orthodox/conservative/reform jews.
> >> >
> >> >Why are you so hateful towards your own people, Rabbi?
> >>
> >> Shalom, asshole!
> >
> >Good boy!  Now, go fetch the stick again...
>
> Now blow it out your ass.  Be sure to point your rear at 'Israel'.

Good boy!  Now, go fetch the stick one more time...