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The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
> On 16 Oct 2006 10:57:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
> >> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:03 +0000 (UTC), "(PeteCresswell)"
> >> <x@y.Invalid> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Per Ken:
> >> >>I was listening to the news today and a story came on about the
> >> >>sectarian violence in Iraq, and the Sunni blowing up the Shiite, and
> >> >>then Shiite beheading the Sunni, and then the ....  And I thought, "Why
> >> >>can't the different sects just get along? There can't be that big a
> >> >>difference."
> >> >
> >> >--------------------------------------------------------------
> >> >I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge,
> >> >about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
> >> >
> >> >"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
> >> >
> >> >I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
> >> >
> >> >"Like what?"
> >> >
> >> >"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
> >> >
> >> >"Religious."
> >> >
> >> >"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
> >> >
> >> >"Christian."
> >> >
> >> >"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
> >> >
> >> >"Protestant."
> >> >
> >> >"Me too! Are you Methodist or Baptist?"
> >> >
> >> >"Methodist."
> >> >
> >> >"Wow! Me too! Are you First United Methodist or Free Methodist?"
> >> >
> >> >"Free Methodist."
> >> >
> >> >"Me too! Are you Original Free Methodist, or are you Reformed Free Methodist?"
> >> >
> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist."
> >> >
> >> >"Me too! Are you Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Free
> >> >Methodist, reformation of 1915?"
> >> >
> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1915!"
> >> >
> >> >To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
> >>
> >> Now let's rewrite that joke for orthodox/conservative/reform jews.
> >
> >Why are you so hateful towards your own people, Rabbi?
> 
> Shalom, asshole!

Good boy!  Now, go fetch the stick again...