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On 16 Oct 2006 10:57:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>
>The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:03 +0000 (UTC), "(PeteCresswell)"
>> <x@y.Invalid> wrote:
>>
>> >Per Ken:
>> >>I was listening to the news today and a story came on about the
>> >>sectarian violence in Iraq, and the Sunni blowing up the Shiite, and
>> >>then Shiite beheading the Sunni, and then the ....  And I thought, "Why
>> >>can't the different sects just get along? There can't be that big a
>> >>difference."
>> >
>> >--------------------------------------------------------------
>> >I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge,
>> >about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
>> >
>> >"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
>> >
>> >I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
>> >
>> >"Like what?"
>> >
>> >"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
>> >
>> >"Religious."
>> >
>> >"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
>> >
>> >"Christian."
>> >
>> >"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
>> >
>> >"Protestant."
>> >
>> >"Me too! Are you Methodist or Baptist?"
>> >
>> >"Methodist."
>> >
>> >"Wow! Me too! Are you First United Methodist or Free Methodist?"
>> >
>> >"Free Methodist."
>> >
>> >"Me too! Are you Original Free Methodist, or are you Reformed Free Methodist?"
>> >
>> >"Reformed Free Methodist."
>> >
>> >"Me too! Are you Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Free
>> >Methodist, reformation of 1915?"
>> >
>> >"Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1915!"
>> >
>> >To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
>>
>> Now let's rewrite that joke for orthodox/conservative/reform jews.
>
>Why are you so hateful towards your own people, Rabbi?

Shalom, asshole!