🚀 go-pugleaf

The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:03 +0000 (UTC), "(PeteCresswell)"
> <x@y.Invalid> wrote:
>
> >Per Ken:
> >>I was listening to the news today and a story came on about the
> >>sectarian violence in Iraq, and the Sunni blowing up the Shiite, and
> >>then Shiite beheading the Sunni, and then the ....  And I thought, "Why
> >>can't the different sects just get along? There can't be that big a
> >>difference."
> >
> >--------------------------------------------------------------
> >I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge,
> >about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
> >
> >"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
> >
> >I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
> >
> >"Like what?"
> >
> >"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
> >
> >"Religious."
> >
> >"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
> >
> >"Christian."
> >
> >"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
> >
> >"Protestant."
> >
> >"Me too! Are you Methodist or Baptist?"
> >
> >"Methodist."
> >
> >"Wow! Me too! Are you First United Methodist or Free Methodist?"
> >
> >"Free Methodist."
> >
> >"Me too! Are you Original Free Methodist, or are you Reformed Free Methodist?"
> >
> >"Reformed Free Methodist."
> >
> >"Me too! Are you Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Free
> >Methodist, reformation of 1915?"
> >
> >"Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1915!"
> >
> >To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
>
> Now let's rewrite that joke for orthodox/conservative/reform jews.

Why are you so hateful towards your own people, Rabbi?